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It's simple, entry is free all you have to do is make me laugh. I will wait a while so more peple can enter. The prize is framed gaia artwork numbers 1,2,4,18,20,28,29. I just want to get rid of them. Rules: 1)no quoting, 2)no repeating jokes, 3)no bumping, 4)be funny.

This Will Make you Laff

if you've ever read harry potter fanfiction you will find this funny..

lol

This guy walks into a bar and to his astonishment he sees a horse standing behind the bar with a sign on the bar that says Ill give you a hundred dollars if you can make the horse laugh.

The guy thinks to himself for a second, leans over and whispers something in the horses ear. The horse starts busting up laughing. The bar tender, who has been standing next to the horse looks astonished and greets the man. He says, "I'll give you two hundred dollars if you can make the horse cry."

Guy that walked in syas alright and leads the horse back into a room and comes back out a few minutes later with the horse crying his eyes out.

The bartender in astonished. He pays the man the 300 dollars and says, "Sir, if you don't mind me asking, how'd ya do that?"

The guy rubs his beard and says, "Well, to make the horse laugh I told him my d**k was bigger than his. And to make him cry. I showed him."

Har har har