Important Info ye should know Muggle..
Wotcher!
I'm ` M a n g o, a vice president of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Why, you wonder, should you join our guild?
...
Crucio!
Apart from me causing you pain *evil grin*,
perhaps you might look upon these other reasons instead?
The guild is hard at work to create a serious,
and in-depth plot involving angst, death, angst, and death...
and angst...
...death...
Yup!
That's all the reason you need!
No? Well read further..
The main plot involves World War III, and is currently at its earlier stages.
Truthfully, I can't say that I can find a better time to join than right now!
Gain the benefits of befriending other characters
and knowing the guild like the back of your hand
before the World falls into the hands of the w-----
AHEM.
I've said too much :]
...
Obliviate!
--flash of light---
Now now, That should patch things up!
Now, my magical brethren, I welcome you to
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!
Refers some friends and earn prizes!
Join us in small events, such as the non-existant Mooncalf Dance!
Play Quidditch and Hang out in the common rooms...
Why, it's as if you're actually a real wizard!
Everyone's joining, why not you?
From your witch in disguise as a muggle in disguised as an RP witch. ` M a n g o :]