"So, like... Pokékids? What're THOSE?"
Pokémon kids, you silly.
"Uh, don't you have more information than that?"
Pssh, of course we do. Pokékids were inspired by a dream Louize had. In this dream, she was playing her Pokemon game and battling Emi, who suddenly unleashed her new Pokémon - an anthropomorphic Pikachu girl. Dream!Louize was, naturally, full of questions about how to get one, and asked everyone she could find (and got sneered at, because apparently they were EASY to get OMGWTFNOOB). This led to her getting demodded in the dream for not knowing enough about videogames. Yyyyeah. She has issues.
"So where do Pokekids REALLY come from?"
Well, some pokemon and trainers became a little too close *killed, bricked, murdered* Louize's dream >> As we said above. PLEASE don't think this is real! It's a joke people!
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"Are you guys on crack?"
No. Illegal substances are BAD, children.
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"So how do I get one?"
Use the order form provided, follow the rules, send the gold to this account (Pokekids, NOT Emi or Louize) with the page number that your order is on. Easy, no?
"I heard about a super-secret Legendary Pokékid that's very hard to get..."
Well, the legend goes that people who are pure of heart and help make wishes come true may also get a wish granted for themselves in return. Hmm, I wonder what Pokékid could do that? (We're so cryptic). >:3
"I heard about a super-secret SHINY Legendary Pokékid that's very hard to get..."
Well, the legend goes that people who are pure of heart and help make even more wishes come true or help one wish even more so may also get another wish granted for themselves in return. Hmm, I wonder what Pokékid could do that? (We're so cryptic). >:3
"I heard about a super-secret Pokékid that's very hard to get..."
Well, the legend goes that when both owners are on, if you spot them, a pokekid that can make you see double will be given return. Hmm, I wonder what Pokékid could do that? (We're so cryptic). >:3
"I heard about a super-secret SHINY Pokékid that's very hard to get..."
Well, the legend goes that when both owners are on, if you spot them AGAIN, a shiny pokekid that can make you see double will be given return. Hmm, I wonder what Pokékid could do that? (We're so cryptic). >:3
"I heard about two super-secret RARE Pokékids that're very hard to get..."
Well, the legend goes that when you have a large collection of pokekids and show them in the Guild, two pokekids that take after the owners will appear in return. Hmm, I wonder what Pokékids those could be? (We're so cryptic). >:3
"I heard about their are other special Pokekids and special items for my Pokekids..."
And there are! Several are
Guild Only Pokekids and things to spruce up their collections, but there are also special event Pokekids that can be gotten for things as simple as saying Happy Birthday to one of the maintainers of Pokekids and special items that can be gotten from buying a new Pokekid first, second, and/or third. Just keep on the look-out as you may get a PM with something!
"What if I want a Pokékid not on your list?"
You'll just have to wait, I'm afraid! Feel free to suggest which Pokékids you'd like to see next, though. You just might inspire us!
"Can I put these in my signature?"
Of course! You can put them in a big image too, just CREDIT us if it's in an image map/big image (Or link us from the image) and do NOT edit the Pokekid images in any way, shape, or form without EXPLICIT permission from us.
"Where can I see Pokekids that were given out for special pages or events?"
You can see them
here.
"Why should I join the guild?"
Because there are several special Guild only stuff and some Pokekids you can only get by having a collection in the guild too~
"Why is Jynx black?"
Because she was originally. There was some issue and some people found it offensive so Jynx was changed to purple, but because she is still technically a "Human-shaped" Pokemon, the fact that she has purple skin I figured should work to make her a dark-skinned Pokekid. Jynx will probably be the only dark-skinned Pokekid at this time, but please realize we're not racist ^^; It's just she's the only one who really fits to be a color other than white so please don't hate us T__T We rather not do tons of different colored skins as it could eventually get really complicated too, but we try our best so remember that!
So, is Pokekids a main account for Emi? I never see her post on her account!
No, no, no, and NO XD Emi's main account is
Emi. If you want to give her any gifts, draw her avatar or her sprite in the final question in this post. Similarly, Pokekids is NOT Louize's account either. Her main account is
Louize. If you'd like to draw her, use her avatar or the sprite in the last post. Pokekids art if appreciated, but is counted as shared art by us :3 And we prefer our own avatars by far
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"Can we learn more about the shop owners? =D"
YES FEED OUR EGOES PLZ.
is the pixel artist, mods the Gaming Discussion and Final Fantasy forums on Gaia, and could probably be declared legally insane. If the shop falls behind on updates it's all Louize's fault and you should beat her with sticks until she gets her butt in gear.
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designs the shop banners, layout and organisation in general, and the shop was opened to help her out with her ultimate (read: INSANE
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doesn't really do anything. He's not a real owner and is more or less, just Emi's boyfriend. However, when Emi is stressed and is having trouble seeing what someone has or can't be positive if her collection is right, ZC is the one to come and help her. Because Emi LUFFS him to death (And they've been dating for over 3 years), he gets to have any Pokekids he wants for free because he's THAT awesome. Oh, and his Gaia username is Coldfire, but Emi never calls him that (Or by his first name either, because she has issues, but that's besides the point). =D
Got questions? Then ask, we don't bite! (The charizards do, though. Be careful.)
