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Post: 27455067_1 created on Thu, 24 May 2007 23:47:10 +0000
Posted: Thu, 24 May 2007 23:47:10 +0000

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♥ ♪ Welcome to Teh Coffee Cafe! ♫ ♥

Some things to remember:

► Yes, we actually spelled 'the' 'teh' on purpose.

► We are a service that can be taken away at any time. If you do end up being 'banned', or ignored by the mule so you cannot post, please do not complain. You will be blacklisted if you do break any rules.

► Ya. We can be mean. Deal with it.

► This is a shop run by humans. Meaning, it could take a while to complete your order. If more than 2 weeks has past, PM the mule with the page number. Don't include your order. If we canceled your order because you did something wrong, do not PM the mule. Repost your order. If you do the same thing again, you'll either be told of what you're doing wrong, or you'll be banned.

► I am a mule. I am not the main account. My main account is [emo.carrot]. Don't PM me any orders or anything about the shop. We have a mule for that purpose. If I am on my main, please don't be rude and tell me to get on the mule. I'll do it when I feel like it. If I warn you from my main account, [emo.carrot], it applies the same as this account. I'll just get on the mule and ban you if you decide to question if it's really me or not.

► Read the ******** rules. I spent a long time working on them, and I expect them to be read. If someone is doing something wrong that is clearly stated in the rules, I do reserve the right to get pissy at them. This applies to all n00bs reading this. Oh, wait, can n00bs read?

► Anyone that is ignored stays there. No one comes off. I am the head guy here. You listen to what I say. I expect this to be taken as a warning. Do not piss me off enough to get on the ignored. If you are ignored, do not PM me on my main, or attempt to contact me in any way.

► Never edit the image we give you.

► Send the trade right after posting your order.

♥ Thank you! ♥

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Post: 27455067_2 created on Thu, 24 May 2007 23:48:09 +0000
Posted: Thu, 24 May 2007 23:48:09 +0000

Rules

→ 1. Do not ever PM any orders.

→ 2. Never disrespect anyone, in this thread or in PMs.

→ 3. Follow all site rules, ToS, and guidelines.

→ 4. Never try and hack us. Duh.

→ 5. Never question my, or any staff's, judgment.

→ 6. Do not bump. This includes, but is not limited to, all emote posts (no matter how they are used), 'bump', random combination of letters and numbers, all image posts, and anything else that doesn't contribute to the conversation.

→ 7. Steal any images at all, and I will personally report you.

→ 8. Try and be intelligent, and not look like a n00b.

→ 9. Never yell at another member unless you actually know that what they are doing is against the rules.

→ 10. Cursing is fine, insults are not.

→ 11. No advertising.

→ 12. Have fun!

→ 13. The golden rule for all: Be literate!

I reserve the right to edit these rules as I see fit.

FAQ

Q: OMG!!11!!!one!! I want a (Insert name)!!!!one111!! Can I have one for free?

A: No. Go away.

Q: Do you take items as payment?

A: Yes. PM me with what item/what for.

Q: Can I call you anything other than [emo.carrot]?

A: You can call me my first name, Darren. My good friends call me Dare, Darebear, or Daring. You may not call me these.

Q: Can I buy your shop?

A: 1 mil. Good luck with that rofl

Q: OMG! I WANT A (Insert Quest Item Here)!! Like, DONATE!!!one!!!11!!

A: ******** off.

Q: Are you an owner here?

A: stare Yeeees.

Q: You stole these! There is a cut off area on the edge! I'm reporting you!!!1one!!

A: stare No, I made them that way, so they are a tad bit smaller.

Q: Why are you so mean?

A: Because I can be.

Q: You ignored me! crying

A: Good job. You can not order anything. Never.

Q: When will you add more items?

A: Asking this question took up time I could be using to make more items. Good going.

Q: THESE SUCK!!!!!

A: -ignores user- So you won't mind if you can't order one, right?

Q: I love these!!!

A: Good 4laugh

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Post: 27455067_5 created on Thu, 24 May 2007 23:50:33 +0000
Posted: Thu, 24 May 2007 23:50:33 +0000

All images in this section were made by nissachann, produced by [emo.carrot], and are owned by [emo.carrot].

[size=24][color=violet]I want a Disney Cosplay! Gimmie![/color] :domo:[/size]
Your username:
Character name:

[size=24][color=violet]I want an Easter Egg! Gimmie![/color] :domo:[/size]
Your username:
Number:

[size=24][color=violet]I want a Glowing Blob! Gimmie![/color] :domo:[/size]
Your username:
Number:

[size=24][color=violet]I want an Mushroom Bunny! Gimmie![/color] :domo:[/size]
Your username:
Number:

[size=24][color=violet]I want an Mushroom Panda! Gimmie![/color] :domo:[/size]
Your username:
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[size=24][color=violet]I want an Pengu! Gimmie![/color] :domo:[/size]
Your username:
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Owner-to-artist note

Wow. Nissa is a wonderful, talented artist, wouldn't you agree? I met her at her old shop where she was selling these cute things, among other things. I knew I just had to have one. I ended up buying them all lol I lowered all prices greatly, and I touched up some things to make them the TCC way... if there is such a thing. Buy away, addicts, buy away.