.Stephen. .Colbert.
LOL STEPHEN COLBERT
.Stephen. .Colbert.
Okay, LOL STEPHEN COLBERT, I am tired of your antics as of right now.
Your posts are so inconceivably small, that they don't even make an impression in the thread.
I even have a defense lawyer, at my side.
I want you off the GD.
Go ******** yourself.
Why don't you?
I would not, ever, masturbate.
I am a good Catholic, and the thought has never even crossed my mind.
But obviously you must be gay, as you are imagining me masturbate.
Why don't you just go to the chatterbox, where you belong?
Do you folks ever have those pesky people hovering around you, watching your every move like some lust driven stalker? I get it a lot, but it seems I have one now on the internets and I must admit, it kind of freaks me out a little. Like when I was being followed by Helen Thomas. There really was no escape from that woman, she's everywhere.
But he has made a few attempts to belittle me, I just sort of sit back and laugh. I mean, come on, Nation. Insulting me?! Even Papa Bear couldn't nail me.
But it's time for you to be the deciders. Choose wisely, Nation. This is more important than you realize.
Him or me?
Hint: Me.