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Post: 27004049_1 created on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:11:26 +0000
Posted: Sun, 13 May 2007 06:11:26 +0000

THE FILTHY RICH BANK

Give us a good rating! If you love us and want more to discover us, help us by giving us a rating. Tell your friends also!

Everyone craves gold. It's a delight to have tons of gold. However, the average Gaian has to get their gold by bumping, polling, and other unnecessary things.

How would you like it if all you had to do was invest some money in and watch it grow without having to do anything?

It's not impossible. The FILTHY RICH BANK can make you rich beyond what you are now. No risks, no gamble, and best of all...no hassles!

Table of Contents
Post 1-The Introduction
Post 2-Security
Post 3-The 3 Steps
Post 4-Deposits, Withdrawals, Cancellation
Post 5-Stocks
Post 6-Layaway
Post 7-Loans
Post 8-Item Deposits
Post 9-Staff
Post 10-FAQ
Post 11-Affiliates
Post 12, 13, 14, 15-Reserved

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Post: 27004049_2 created on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:13:51 +0000
Posted: Sun, 13 May 2007 06:13:51 +0000

SECURITY

To you, I'm some person.
Well, investing in a bank takes a LOT of trust. Yes, there have been banks where many people have been scammed.

However, I am guaranteed NEVER to scam you.

The simple answer is, there's no need!

I don't need gold. It's pointless to me. My only ambition and passion is to help out! People don't need to waste their time. That is why banks can be of so much assistance to you!

I am here, not only as a bank owner, but as a helpful hand and a friend.

WHY CHOOSE ME OVER THEM?

The answer is simple! No one can compete with me. There are no banks out there that can compete to my standards of banking. I have raised the bar. It is time for people to trully see the power of banking and investing!

I am here to make you rich! I am here to get you excited again! Many people have lost passion of Gaia, and it's all because of boredom. Never worry. I promise you to make your Gaian life-fun again!

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Post: 27004049_3 created on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:18:15 +0000
Posted: Sun, 13 May 2007 06:18:15 +0000

RATES, PLANS, AND OPTIONS

Many of you here are different. You, yeah you, may already be of wealth and are willing to expand. Or maybe you aren't and want to get rich quick? Whoever you are, there is a plan that accomodates YOU! biggrin And it's as easy as 1, 2, 3!
1!
Understand that you get 10% interest. It does not increase over time, and never does it decrease. 10%!

2!
Send a trade to Pregnant Women with the following title filled out:
[S.1]-[Username]-[Amount to start with]

3!
Wait for the 12th and 24th of every month! Every interest day, you get your gold!

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Post: 27004049_4 created on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:20:49 +0000
Posted: Sun, 13 May 2007 06:20:49 +0000

DEPOSITS, WITHDRAWALS, CANCELLING,OVERFLOW, PROMOTION/DEMOTION

DEPOSITS
When you would like to deposit some money, please use this form. DO NOT USE THIS FORM WHEN DEPOSITING ITEMS!

[D.1]-[Username]-[Amount to Deposit]-[Pin]

WITHDRAWALS
When you would like to withdrawl some money, please use this form. USE THIS FORM WHEN WITHDRAWING ITEMS!

[W.2]-[Username]-[Items/Amount]-[Pin]

CANCELLING
When you would to cancel your account, please use this form. YOU CAN NOT UN-CANCEL YOUR ACCOUNT!

[C.3]-[Username]-[Pin]-[Rate our bank from scale 1-10]

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Post: 27004049_5 created on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:23:04 +0000
Posted: Sun, 13 May 2007 06:23:04 +0000

STOCKS

Not everyone understands the power of investing. Investing can financially empower you!

The Stock Investment only invests in ITEMS.

Basically. You invest on any NON-STORE items, which may include new releases, donation letters, etc.

The process in which it works is very simple.

1. Choose an item you would like to invest in on the bottom of this post!!

2. Choose an amount you would like to invest in on the item! The more you want to make, the more you put in!

3. Fill out the form and you are done!

4. Wait a month.

5. See how much you made!

THE FORM

Please send me a trade with the title filled out:
[S.6]-[Username]-[Item #]-[Amount Invested]

Once we complete this trade, your investment is logged!

ITEMS TO INVEST IN

Item #001

Sealed Letter 05/2007
Current Price: 13,500
SO HOW DOES IT WORK IN PARTICULAR?

It's very easy also!
After you put the amount in, you are given a percentage. This percentage is calculated by:
Amount you put in / Amount the item cost x 100.

After a month passes by after the item is paid for, there is going to be profit. You will be given a share of that profit according to your percentage!

Thats the particulars!

If there is negative profit, it works also. You basically don't get back the exact amount you put in! So choose wisely!

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Post: 27004049_6 created on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:24:51 +0000
Posted: Sun, 13 May 2007 06:24:51 +0000

LAYAWAY [closed]

Many of us LOVE this service! Including me, at times!
Layaway is when you desire an item, and basically wish to "lock" the price so that inflation doesn't skyrocket it!

So, layaway is when I buy the item at the lowest I could find, and you simply pay me the price I bought it for!

You must always pay at least 5% a month, however.

Currently you must find an item to layaway under the price of: 0 gold

The best part of it, is that there are no penalties or fee's. I'm doing this out of gratitude. This is a service you must use while become a member!

Make sure to use this form only when layawaying items!

[Username]-[Item to Layaway]-[Price of Item]-[Pin]

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Post: 27004049_7 created on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:28:34 +0000
Posted: Sun, 13 May 2007 06:28:34 +0000

LOANS[closed]

We all need that extra amount sometimes, and it may seem that putting money in the bank takes too long!

Just take out a loan! Simple enough!

In order to get a loan, you must give me an ITEM that is of 80 or greater percent of the loan you wish to take out. This ITEM is called "collateral"

For example, if you wish to take a 100,000 gold loan, you must give me an item that cost at least 80,000!

There are heavy pentalties and worse circumstances if the loan is not paid out. I have collaborated with moderators and you are subject to PERMANENT BANNING if you do not pay back the loan.

Please use this form to get a loan.
[L.7]-[Username]-[Amount to Take Out]-[Collateral]

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Post: 27004049_8 created on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:30:46 +0000
Posted: Sun, 13 May 2007 06:30:46 +0000

ITEM DEPOSITS

We all have those items that we wish to deposit, right?

How would you like to make some money, just for us having it?!

Well, I will give you 3% of the item's price every interest period [time from interest day to interest day]!

You can only have a max of 5 ITEMS.

Use this form when depositing items.

[I.7]-[Username]-[Item(s) to deposit]-[Pin]

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Post: 27004049_9 created on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:32:32 +0000
Posted: Sun, 13 May 2007 06:32:32 +0000

STAFF

I am currently not hiring anyone for the staff.

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Post: 27004049_10 created on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:34:58 +0000
Posted: Sun, 13 May 2007 06:34:58 +0000

F.A.Q.

1. This seems too great, is it too good to be true?
No, it is not too good! My rates are VERY reasonable and also can financially skyrocket you!

2. Can I have some free gold, since you like helping out?
No, I do not DONATE. I give a helping hand. In order to do this, I need to use your gold and items to exchange with. This successful process creates a profit I use to help out. I do not, in any way give out gold.

3. Do you use other people's gold for other people's?
No. I use a very very very great program used for finance. This program warns me when I am out of funds to create interest. This helps me from doing this. So...if let's say everyone withdrew all their money on one day, I would be able to do that without a problem!

4. Why don't you affiliate with other banks?
The reason I do not at the moment is because we are fairly new. I am still seeing in which banks are trustworthy. I am looking for strong banks to affiliate with. To me, affiliation isn't just putting banners up. Affiliation is helping each out in crisis!

5. Why name the bank Filthy Rich?
That's what you'll be if you invest with us!

6. Who inspired you?
I was inspired by the original Golden Bank. NOT the one that is owned currently by The-Golden-Bank and [The Black Dahlia]. I was inspired by the bank owned by S P ! F F Y. who was an all time master at banks!

7. This means you copied from him?
No!

8. What happened to him?
Sadfully, his father had a very scary illness. He had to leave abruptly, leaving a few customers without their things back!

9. Well, if you are inspired by him. Does that mean you are going to do the same?
No way! I'm inspired by the bank. The bank itself was fabulous.

10. Well if I steal your gold?
If you steal my gold, I will be very angry.

11. What if you steal my gold?
It won't happen. So no worries! I return everything!

12. Why don't you have a website?
I am a bank owner. Not literally. But, I can't make websites. I do wish someone would make me one, though!

13. What if I lose my pin?
If you lose your pin, your old pin is forgotten about completely and you will be given a new one!

14. What if I found a mistake with my balance?
Humans make mistakes. I am a human. I may have maken a mathematical error or oversaw something. Please advise me immediatly!

15. Do you have any special events?
Yes. Inspired by S P ! F F Y--I have special accounts. These accounts are once in a lifetime to get.

16. What if this FAQ didn't answer my question?
Please PM me or post in this bank! I will get back to you ASAP. I will also add the question!

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Post: 27004049_11 created on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:37:10 +0000
Posted: Sun, 13 May 2007 06:37:10 +0000

AFFILIATES

I do not affiliate with banks right now.

However, any non-bank business/store/whatever I am willing to affiliate. Please PM me your banner (make sure to put it in CODE FORMAT as well) a very small banner preferrably, plus a link to your shop! If I think it is appropriate and see I'm already affiliated with you, I will add you!