Kinetic Dream
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- Posted: Mon, 23 Apr 2007 13:39:22 +0000
I have a message for you GD, one that will change your lives. I have seen the true god of the Universe, and it is Gator. There is none as great or as powerful as he, and we owe our existence to him.
For it was he who forced the early hominids out of the jungles, onto the savanna, who gave them the ability to evolve into beings of higher cognizance at such a rapid pace. He let us prosper, climb to the height of our pitiful Earth-based food chain and then declared that we shall tumble down again to the bottom, that we may climb once more and prepare for another coming.
This is the largest sacrifice he has ever asked, and we must fulfill it, for there is no way to stop his eviscerating claws, and razor sharp teeth, especially since anything thrown at him will only make him stronger, angrier, more dangerous.
So, brothers and sisters, be you already of the faith, or ready to convert, come with me now and prepare to welcome the mighty Gator's inevitable arrival. For as his people we shall be devoured more or less painlessly, with less of a chance of still being alive by the time we hit the searing acid bath that is his stomach. The non-believers will suffer endlessly under false saviors, but those who believe in the Gator will be the first to find peace in his stomach, and join with our creator as he ravages the earth, devouring all who would oppose him.
GD, this is a chance for salvation, and the Gator wants nothing more than your body when he arrives. Become part of something greater than yourself. Perks include being part of the creature at the top of the food chain everywhere, differences in opinions are encouraged, and the chance to laugh in people's face when the Gator comes down to eat us. ‘My god made it first’ and other such taunts optional.
Are you ready to accept the Gator? What reservations do you have about letting a destructive god into your lives? Do you believe you'll be one of the few to survive?
For it was he who forced the early hominids out of the jungles, onto the savanna, who gave them the ability to evolve into beings of higher cognizance at such a rapid pace. He let us prosper, climb to the height of our pitiful Earth-based food chain and then declared that we shall tumble down again to the bottom, that we may climb once more and prepare for another coming.
This is the largest sacrifice he has ever asked, and we must fulfill it, for there is no way to stop his eviscerating claws, and razor sharp teeth, especially since anything thrown at him will only make him stronger, angrier, more dangerous.
So, brothers and sisters, be you already of the faith, or ready to convert, come with me now and prepare to welcome the mighty Gator's inevitable arrival. For as his people we shall be devoured more or less painlessly, with less of a chance of still being alive by the time we hit the searing acid bath that is his stomach. The non-believers will suffer endlessly under false saviors, but those who believe in the Gator will be the first to find peace in his stomach, and join with our creator as he ravages the earth, devouring all who would oppose him.
GD, this is a chance for salvation, and the Gator wants nothing more than your body when he arrives. Become part of something greater than yourself. Perks include being part of the creature at the top of the food chain everywhere, differences in opinions are encouraged, and the chance to laugh in people's face when the Gator comes down to eat us. ‘My god made it first’ and other such taunts optional.
Are you ready to accept the Gator? What reservations do you have about letting a destructive god into your lives? Do you believe you'll be one of the few to survive?
