KameOolong
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- Posted: Sun, 08 Apr 2007 05:26:59 +0000
UGWF EASTER BEAT DOWN!
Underneath the foundation of the Gaian Marketplace lies a secret battling arena for the aggressive bastards of Gaia, known only as UGWF! THE Unkown Gaian Wresting Federation!
ARE you ready for the one and only EASTER DOOMSDAY CAGE MATCH? Get ready to scream your lungs out because this is it! *Fireworks go off*
Here comes our first match! The dangerous [NPC] duo's rumble!

Ron "Bruiser" Bruise and Rancher "Thunder kick" Bill VS. Old Man Logan and Rufus the Cat all face off in a tag team match that will go down in history as the most bloody battle ever witnessed since the Alien invaders took on the Elf Tech midgets..
Buckle up.. This easter is going to be one hell of a ride.
SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
Ron Bruise and Rancher Bill had a few minutes to talk with us at the pre-Easter NPC party and we asked them what they thought of the upcoming match.
Kame: "Ron! Bill! Are you ready for the rumble?"
Bill:"Do my boots smell like cow sh**? Of course I am ready! I will give them the scrambling' wild hillbilly throw down my Dad, god rest his soul, taught me."
Ron:"Hmmm... I wonder If my child will grow up to be as sexy as I am.."
Kame:"....."
Due to Kame's "problem" with cats, he couldn't interview Rufus.. But he did get to talk to Logan at his fishing shop.
Kame: "Logan.. are you ready for the bout this Sunday?"
Logan: "Whaa? You want some grade F bait!?!?! You cheap b*****d.. Will that be here or to go?"
Kame: "Listen old man... Crank up your hearing aid!"
Logan:"Zzzz....Zzzz..."
Kame: "Senile b*****d!"
Well.. You can feel the tension.. can't you? Just wait.. tomorrow will be the Day a major BEAT DOWN Will have RISEN!
I created this... at 12:24 at night time... I AM tired. burning_eyes
Underneath the foundation of the Gaian Marketplace lies a secret battling arena for the aggressive bastards of Gaia, known only as UGWF! THE Unkown Gaian Wresting Federation!
ARE you ready for the one and only EASTER DOOMSDAY CAGE MATCH? Get ready to scream your lungs out because this is it! *Fireworks go off*
Here comes our first match! The dangerous [NPC] duo's rumble!

Ron "Bruiser" Bruise and Rancher "Thunder kick" Bill VS. Old Man Logan and Rufus the Cat all face off in a tag team match that will go down in history as the most bloody battle ever witnessed since the Alien invaders took on the Elf Tech midgets..
Buckle up.. This easter is going to be one hell of a ride.
SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
Ron Bruise and Rancher Bill had a few minutes to talk with us at the pre-Easter NPC party and we asked them what they thought of the upcoming match.
Kame: "Ron! Bill! Are you ready for the rumble?"
Bill:"Do my boots smell like cow sh**? Of course I am ready! I will give them the scrambling' wild hillbilly throw down my Dad, god rest his soul, taught me."
Ron:"Hmmm... I wonder If my child will grow up to be as sexy as I am.."
Kame:"....."
Due to Kame's "problem" with cats, he couldn't interview Rufus.. But he did get to talk to Logan at his fishing shop.
Kame: "Logan.. are you ready for the bout this Sunday?"
Logan: "Whaa? You want some grade F bait!?!?! You cheap b*****d.. Will that be here or to go?"
Kame: "Listen old man... Crank up your hearing aid!"
Logan:"Zzzz....Zzzz..."
Kame: "Senile b*****d!"
Well.. You can feel the tension.. can't you? Just wait.. tomorrow will be the Day a major BEAT DOWN Will have RISEN!
I created this... at 12:24 at night time... I AM tired. burning_eyes
