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Post: 25445453_1 created on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 17:56:35 +0000
Posted: Wed, 04 Apr 2007 17:56:35 +0000

It is time my friends, time to fall on thy knees and worship our true lord, The Cadbury Egg!

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We of the Cadbury Cult are dedicated to the preservation and spread of the most perfect Cadbury Crème Egg.

Brothers and Sisters join me in reverence. For if we are good in life, the great Cadbury Bunny will bless us with its eternal wisdom and praise. Life is more complete once you give into the truths of life held within the divine Egg of Cadbury.

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Post: 25445453_2 created on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 17:57:28 +0000
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History

Human history has always had the Cadbury Egg. The earliest known accountings of the devine Cadbury Egg are found on cave paintings. User Image

The cave was full of many drawings of men hunting and other normal drawings but Here we see the first known Cadbury egg. Making Og the very first member of the Cadbury Cult. We honor our former member as the wisest of us all.

Many more cave drawings followed after Og's example. Giving us clues into the origins of the Great Cadbury Bunny who blesses us with the Cadbury Egg. We could only speculate that in the beginning of the Cadbury Cult, the great Cadbury Bunny bestowed followers with his visage to lead them on the correct path of enlightenment.

Later years the Cadbury cult was forced underground by other religions, but it could not hinder our greatness and thus we have survived.

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Pottery found in Ancient Greece proves the Cadbury Egg's influence throughout time. Most artistic objects such as pottery and paintings have been destroyed over the ages. Few such ancient works remain.

Paintings from Ancient Japan and China have surfaced in the last few years. We have placed these wonderful works under lock and key to prevent those other false religions from harming us more.
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Mayan temples have also been rumored to hold evidence of the great Cadbury Egg. We investigated this rumor only to find it to be a trap, attempting to find and removed the truth of the Cadbury Cult from the world. We were lucky to escape with our lives.

Today we are able to reach you through the internet, to enlighten you with the truth that is The Cadbury Crème Egg.

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Post: 25445453_3 created on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 17:59:31 +0000
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JOIN US
And spread the word of the Cadbury Egg!

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Post: 25445453_4 created on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:02:08 +0000
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Post: 25445453_5 created on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:03:14 +0000
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Don't forget to join and be enlightend by Truth!

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Post: 25445453_6 created on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:05:14 +0000
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Guess I'll just have to be the only one posting crying

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Post: 25445453_7 created on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:06:14 +0000
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Homigawd; I owe 45% of my body fat to those blessed eggs! gonk

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Post: 25445453_8 created on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:10:27 +0000
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Kamaeya

Homigawd; I owe 45% of my body fat to those blessed eggs! gonk

45% Then you have not yet come to know the true blessing of the divine egg!

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Post: 25445453_9 created on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:11:20 +0000
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Seeing the image of the egg just made me want one >.> god dammit

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Post: 25445453_10 created on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:12:56 +0000
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I LOVE CADBURY EGGS.
But I have already given all of my idolizing potential
away to God, Amy Lee, Febreze, Angelina Jolie, Mudkip, and Sasuke Uchiha.
Maybe in another life.
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Post: 25445453_11 created on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:13:39 +0000
Posted: Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:13:39 +0000

egg ? not again kitchen stories

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Post: 25445453_12 created on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:13:43 +0000
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They are so yummy.

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Post: 25445453_13 created on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:14:46 +0000
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Gawd I'm hungry. I just had to pick now to go on a ********' diet. no easter candy for me.

god dammit.

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Post: 25445453_14 created on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:14:50 +0000
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H-Game

Seeing the image of the egg just made me want one >.> god dammit

Who is this God? There is the Great Cadbury bunny only!

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Post: 25445453_15 created on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:20:35 +0000
Posted: Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:20:35 +0000

In Mudkip We Trust

I LOVE CADBURY EGGS.
But I have already given all of my idolizing potential
away to God, Amy Lee, Febreze, Angelina Jolie, Mudkip, and Sasuke Uchiha.
Maybe in another life.
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We shall pitty you until that day comes brother. 3nodding

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