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Solo art
1 avatar, OC, portrait, or Harrison Ford with tight pants and laser pistol
Couple art
1+ avatar, OC, or portrait
(this applies to the inclusion of any celebrity date; celebrities are people too.)



Solo prices
head shot
lineart, 4k
simple coloring, 6k
detailed coloring, 8k
full body
lineart, 8k
simple coloring, 10k
detailed coloring, 12k

* to add a background it's
lineart, +.2k
simple coloring, +.5k
detailed coloring, +1k

* for couple prices, let's use a little algebra wink
if n=the total number of people included and x= the price of solo art and y= the final price of your art
And if every additional person is .8 of the solo price, then the formula you use would be?
y= x + .8x(n-1)

If you don't do algebra because of serious algebraic allergies,
I can compute it for you. cool cool

I do freebies, tips are very much appreciated wink

They're generally headshots and only lineart.
There are two ways to get freebies:

1; hang around here, if I think you're cool I might just give you something.
2; you could try your hand at my freebie thread*


*policy at my freebie thread, every 2 weeks I'll have a given number of slots. Slots are first come, first serve.
---------------------------Status, no freebie slots available.---------

Do not harass me; the less impatient you are, the better they will turn out.



As alternate forms of payment, I do accept partial
payment by substituting game items such as
----------------------------Sunflowers, White Daisies, Old Boot, Old Tire, & Old Can
----------------If you are considering this option,
----------------please post what items you have from this list
----------------and I will tell you how much
----------------you can redeem them for.


Are you a Star Customer?

Want to get art without spending so much gold?
Simple solution! You can send me origami stars to my RL address to get store credit!
Add a note and return address and you could get a freebie drawing sent back to you!
5 stars= 100 gold
50 stars= 1,000 gold
100 stars= 3,000 gold
200 stars=4,500 gold


Don't forget to include your username with the envelope!

*Because I do not want bombs or stalkers in my mailbox,
I will only give my address to friends or thread regulars whom I can trust.
This policy might change when I move into my dorms.
x-----------If you feel like enough of a thread reg
-----------and want to utilize your Star Customer status,
-------------mention it to me in a private message.

If I think you're really cool,
like, Green Lantern cool,
you get to go here. mad

Funny places
Bored? I've scoured the internet, well, more like meandered, and found these.
xPixar tennis video
xWallace and Grommit, Cracking Contraptions short
xAdam Phillips' short flash, Taken
xSoesman Language training commercial
xAddictingGames.com's boneless girl
xCookie Dough Record's Flathead Symphony
xDustball's Play More
xDisko Warp Records' Less than Three
x Neatorama entry on procrastination.
xAvenue D, Do I Look Like a Slut?
xVoltaire, Brains!
x Eric O'Shea, comedy sketch.
xMy badminton coach rocks out to her 7th grade science class; She's the short Asian in the hood.

In the know places
These places might not strike your fancy unless you know what they pertain to.
xNeil Gaiman's magic 8 ball
xPachebel Rant
xMonty Python's argument sketch
xLittle Britain, Lou and Andy get a tattoo
xLittle Britain, sketch series
x Ok Go working out on some treadmills to their song Here It Goes Again
xTraditional Chinese Zither-GuZheng