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would you do for a klondike bar? 0.26923076923077 26.9% [ 14 ]
is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? 0.34615384615385 34.6% [ 18 ]
does it matter, C.N.! You lame D:< 0.038461538461538 3.8% [ 2 ]
day is it? 0.076923076923077 7.7% [ 4 ]
did I do with my underwear?! 0.26923076923077 26.9% [ 14 ]
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-Wry hallo thar. I am C.N. CHAOTIC NEUTRAL FTW, BISHES biggrin



AND SO IS QUESTING!


This are here my first quest thread ever, so please, ask your mother to give me some lovin'.
I need it. I LOVE MAMA LOVE. QUESTIN' LOVE. Fo' shiz.


If you have any expectations of normalcy, I ask you to please grab that handgun to your left,
and pull the trigger... facing the target I've strategically placed on your lap. OH TRICKY.

It'd be wonderfully appreciated if you bumped my sexified thread
It'd also be wonderful if you donated. I've attempted Gaian prostituting, but the womens get more than I do. D:



PARDON MY TOASTER, C.N., BUT WHAT IS IT IN YOUR PANTS THAT YOU CURRENTLY DESIRE?!


WELL My fellow croissant lover (If you don't like croissants, you are no longer welcome.
And that target shall be placed from your lap to your uncle's sister's forehead.), I am currently questing for:
Wind Security Blanket!


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If the longing in your pants is there, I shall explain what that means:
a) Donate goldz
2) Donate items from my wishlist
--) Donate unwanted items. I r liek Gaian Goodwill!



If you are contemplating donating from my wishlist, please consider the following items! ( all are linked, because I am nice like that, yes? 3nodding )

--Sporran--
--Straw Hat--
--Long Drag--
--Nitemare Collar--
--Red Light Helmet--
--Rebellion Face Mask--
--Prisoner's Ball and Chain--
--Soldat Steel Officers Cap--






**Disclaimer**
I'm crazy. CHAOTIC, if you will. And thus meaning I am random
and more sporatic than a mouse high on lab fumes. Get over it!@#
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**Bumps
**Random conversation
**Nonsensical conversation
**Consideration of others
**Offensive things that aren't that offensive
(Well, to the regulars on this thread)
**Random images that could possibly be offensive
(Again, next to nothing is offensive to the regulars)
**Your mother offering lovin' to this thread



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**Bump
**Donate
**Engage in the random
**Engage in the nonsensical
**Add random images
**Caturday is every day!
**Give me lovin'



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**Flaming
**Advertising
(If you want to show it that badly, put it in your sig.)
**No stretching the pages unless you're me. And you're not. So no.
**Asking for help/donations.
(Thats why you make your own thread. Don't do it in mine.)
**Acting like a douchebag. Leave that to the women and their menstrual cycles.







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Here are links to charities that have helped me, and also threads of my friends


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Moderator:
I see you are on a quest! Why not check out this brand new guild, it has 2 amazing charities (one for questors, one for quest starters), many tutorials, Contests, Giveaways, Events and so much much more.

Click the link below to join us.
From Gaian's for Gaian's.
We love to help heart

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Any and all updates, relevant to my interests or not, shall appear here.






02-05-08
Gaignun died. Poor fishie.

01-24-08
Reached 100 pages!
01-22-08
Completed my Whip of Fire quest. Onto the Whip of Ice!
01-18-08
Mintytrina, Ricashaye and I made three whores on WoW. They're sexy triplet sluts.
12-27-07
SURPRISE! Squeakers had babies (unbeknownst to us, she was preggers =O)
12-20-07
We bought a new hamster. Hello, Squeakers.
12-20-07
Last day of classes for the semester. WTF SNOW. it starts then stops. I am overly stressed and emoface. I need to make an igloo... SO SNOW!
09-16-07
I am in school. And school is pretty lame. And far away from C.E. and mass destruction. No hearts.
05-05-07
My good friends got married heart
05-04-07
My brother in law got married heart
04-18-07
My baby died T_____T
04-15-07
I've been drinking three days in a row! ROCK! (alcoholic, much?)
04-13-07
My roommate moved out. YAY!
03-29-07
Mintytrina says "WHAT WHAT IN THAT BUTT"
03-29-07
QUEST.THREAD.CREATED.
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( Completed on 01/09/08 )
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( Completed on 01/22/08 )



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( DONATED BY THE AMAZING MINTYTRINA on 01/16/08 )
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( DONATED BY AN ANONYMOUS BENEFACTOR on 01/30/08 )



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Only the elite of the awesome goes here.

F.N.
C.E.
gmrgirlx
Mintytrina
Ricashaye
Red_Pyramid

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If you're here... sucks to be you. No one likes you.

k-sondra
Black_Rose98


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--Lachrimae heart

--The Great Item Charity heart

--Mintytrina heart

--Red_Pyramid heart


--Havvk heart heart


--F.N. heart

--Waking The Fallen Charity heart

--Haracha heart

--Marsupial heart

--An anonymous benefactor heart
DONATED WHIP OF ICE!

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Stuff people have made for me, or I've made for myself due to lack of love.




Made by koala202.
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Made by Souperficial.
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Lack of love caused me to make this craptastic pic. woo.
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FAIL.

*humps new thread* heart
OH MAN!!! If you were my boy, I'd give you momma lovin' all night long. heart heart
mintytrina
*humps new thread* heart

I wanted to be first! crying

*humps Trina*
awww I'm sorrrrry!
*apology humps for Lachrimae* whee
Hurray, I'm all better now!

*keeps humping with Trina anyway*

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Wooooooooooooooooo I WENT GYMMING
COMMENTZORZ!!!
F.N.
COMMENTZORZ!!!



OH SNAP FATTY STRIKES AGAIN XD

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