[ Morning Wood ]
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- Posted: Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:46:12 +0000
POSTED PLEASE READ:
This is an underground bar, there are no rules, there are no hours, it never closes.
It's literally located underground, on top of a hill through a secret opening on a hill, there are both good fae, bad fae, a few human, and other things. (think of the book Tithe)
The Green Fairy is actually a popular drink served here and was so named after it.
All are welcome, human, fae, and others.
Please beware of these creatures:
Banshees
Ogres
Kelpies
Unseelie Elves
Unseelie Fairies
Bottle Imps
Brownies
Centaurs
Certain Changelings and Halflings
Chinese Foxes
Cyclops
Corrigans
Dwarfs
Unseelie Fauns
Furies
Giants
Gnomes
Goblins
Hags
Harpies
Hobgoblins
Leprechauns
Nypmhs
Unseelie Pixies
Redcaps
Salamanders
Sirens
Trolls
Vampires
Werewolves
and anything else of suspicious origins.
Also be weary of any strange looking fruit, humans are easily drawn into the fragrance and wonderful sweet taste, if any Fae offer you some, turn it down, or you could be doing their bidding.
Debauchery, despair, deceit, and grisly death
The exquisite faeries haunt as well as charm
Dark, edgy, beautiful
Be sure not to wander into the wood or too close to the rivers, wouldn't want the kelpie to drown you.
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Drinks:
The Green Fairy-The one and only and ORIGINAL
Pixie Shots-one of the most common kind, my favi
Ogre-asm- one of the funnest drinks, yet most potent drinks we have
Black Dwarf-sweet tasting
White Dwarf-for the high class taste (aka nasty but highly expensive)
Elven Mary-your all ocassion drink
Furbon- for those days that are just not going right
Gin and Faun-ic-wanting to get wasted quickly? this is your drink
Straw-Fairy-Daiquiri- for the girliest of girlie girls
Water-for those that actual need it to survive
Snacks
Brownies' Brownies- we promise we dont put any fairy grass in it!
Sand-witches-get what ever you want on it
Dwarf Cookies-tiny litte bitsized treats for your enjoyment
Blood Muffins-something to really SINK your teeth into
And a variety of fruits- we warn humans about eatting them though
This is an underground bar, there are no rules, there are no hours, it never closes.
It's literally located underground, on top of a hill through a secret opening on a hill, there are both good fae, bad fae, a few human, and other things. (think of the book Tithe)
The Green Fairy is actually a popular drink served here and was so named after it.
All are welcome, human, fae, and others.
Please beware of these creatures:
Banshees
Ogres
Kelpies
Unseelie Elves
Unseelie Fairies
Bottle Imps
Brownies
Centaurs
Certain Changelings and Halflings
Chinese Foxes
Cyclops
Corrigans
Dwarfs
Unseelie Fauns
Furies
Giants
Gnomes
Goblins
Hags
Harpies
Hobgoblins
Leprechauns
Nypmhs
Unseelie Pixies
Redcaps
Salamanders
Sirens
Trolls
Vampires
Werewolves
and anything else of suspicious origins.
Also be weary of any strange looking fruit, humans are easily drawn into the fragrance and wonderful sweet taste, if any Fae offer you some, turn it down, or you could be doing their bidding.
Debauchery, despair, deceit, and grisly death
The exquisite faeries haunt as well as charm
Dark, edgy, beautiful
Be sure not to wander into the wood or too close to the rivers, wouldn't want the kelpie to drown you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Drinks:
The Green Fairy-The one and only and ORIGINAL
Pixie Shots-one of the most common kind, my favi
Ogre-asm- one of the funnest drinks, yet most potent drinks we have
Black Dwarf-sweet tasting
White Dwarf-for the high class taste (aka nasty but highly expensive)
Elven Mary-your all ocassion drink
Furbon- for those days that are just not going right
Gin and Faun-ic-wanting to get wasted quickly? this is your drink
Straw-Fairy-Daiquiri- for the girliest of girlie girls
Water-for those that actual need it to survive
Snacks
Brownies' Brownies- we promise we dont put any fairy grass in it!
Sand-witches-get what ever you want on it
Dwarf Cookies-tiny litte bitsized treats for your enjoyment
Blood Muffins-something to really SINK your teeth into
And a variety of fruits- we warn humans about eatting them though