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Post: 24633847_1 created on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:14:00 +0000
Posted: Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:14:00 +0000

Well Here is the thing, I am beter then you all, I have long white hair. The artic seals rejoice at me coming to the surface and cling to my feet. The birds sing around me. The winter animals they cling to me hold onto me and warm my body. I was born to gaia on April 15th 2004. It was a warm day and I was a newborn noob. I got my peasent clothes and wore it with pride. Then I decided I will make better of myself and I rose above them and conquered the elements of this online site. My castle is my profile I decorate it with pride. Ducks and green, and gold. Gold and green the colors of luck and wealth. Thus this essay proves Why I am better.

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Post: 24633847_2 created on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:15:55 +0000
Posted: Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:15:55 +0000

gonk gonk gonk

So many places without commas where they need to be!

gonk gonk gonk

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Post: 24633847_3 created on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:19:54 +0000
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Well Hhere is the thing, I am beter then you all; I have long white hair. The arctic seals rejoice at me coming to the surface and cling to my feet. The birds sing around me. The winter animals they cling to me, hold onto me, and warm my body. I was born to gaia on April 15th, 2004. It was a warm day and I was a newborn noob. I got my peasent clothes and wore it them with pride. Then I decided I will make better of myself and I rose above them and conquered the elements of this online site. My castle is my profile, I decorate it with pride. Ducks and green and gold. Gold and green the colors of luck and wealth. Thus this essay proves Wwhy I am better.

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Post: 24633847_4 created on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:22:56 +0000
Posted: Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:22:56 +0000

Well, now this is just getting silly.

I could have a sort of vague respect for the sheer gall of an actual ESSAY on one's superiority - a five, eight, ten-paragraph treatise of jackoffery - but this is just a paragraph, and a poorly written one at that.

You've got to try and convince me that you're awesome. You'll fail anyway, but at least fail with some FLAIR.

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Post: 24633847_5 created on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:33:59 +0000
Posted: Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:33:59 +0000

its for gew. It is elitism week ^^ Now clean my shoes stare

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Post: 24633847_6 created on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:42:04 +0000
Posted: Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:42:04 +0000

Dark_Maiden_Queen

its for gew. It is elitism week ^^ Now clean my shoes stare

Oh, I, I'm sorry, did you just try to imply that you're superior to ME? Listen, Queenie, sweetie, honey-gem JEWEL, I have been pulling the holier-than-thou card DIRECTLY from the dampest depths of my a**s for the better part of two years, you understand me here? My ego has gotten twenty-five of my accounts banned and God KNOWS how many little nooblets to leave the OP/L for good. My e-c**k has grown to proportions so mammoth that could build bridges on it, that's right, BRIDGES, in the plural. It has grown to the point where it supports a tiny civilization filled with tiny men and their tiny pickaxes that scrape flakes off my pubic hair for sustenance, and when I jerk off, oh baby it is a terrible sight indeed, for stray flakes are worth fifty times their weight in gold and the workers' children are often sold into protitution to acquire the least sliver.

You understand me? Imaginary girls are performing the sex act FOR MY SPUNK.

Edit: And that is how you cop superior, Gabriella Jane. =P