Everyone out there thinks they are better than the next, but I am here to tell you I’m absolutely the best.
To prove my exacting standards do not meet up to yours, I’ll break it all down thus proving you’re all bores.
I serve the Army of the US of A, and happen to think it’s the best job available today.
I know a type of Kung Fu, and have my own class. Don’t meet up with me on the street or I’ll have to kick your @$$.
But that’s not all to who I am, I also read and write, (but of course I’m still always up for a fight).
So please just remember that I am better than you. Then I’m sure that we could be cool.