My entry:
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I am superior. Forget your false, presupposed ideals; forget your sniveling, idealistic meanings of the word. 'Superior' means that I WILL BITE YOUR FACE OFF IF YOU DON'T STFU. I will gouge your eyeballs out and feed them to my pet piranhas.
You know why? Because I can. I'm better, stronger, meaner, faster, smarter, luckier, prettier, and more brave than you. I will b*tch smack you if you don't agree with me. And if you still don't, I'll whine and moan and complain and generally drive you insane until you have no choice but to agree with me.
You know what REALLY makes me better than you, though? I say what I'm thinking. Yeah. Everyone else thinks it - I say it. I have the balls to shout it out to the world when you can't even whisper it.
Pfft. Go away - you're not even worth these measly little 150 words.
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Hee, hee, I just had to have a little fun with this! rofl Don't worry, I won't *actually* kill you. wink Or feed your eyeballs to my pet piranhas.
(In case you didn't catch it, this post was 99.9% sarcasm. And being perfectly serious, if you didn't catch it even with the last sentence, you're an *ahem* idiot. *ahem*)
Windsong
