[NPC] Moira
Whoa, it's the 15th already? Nice! Time for some new stuff! Let's see what the admins have to say:
--------------------------------------
It's the Ides of March, Gaians, but weep not for the death of Caesar! Instead, let's check out some awesome new Monthly Collectibles:
The Mythic Hair gives you tons of legendary new hairstyles. You can show your purity and virtue with Angelic Hair, or wallow in your own nastiness with Poison Hair. The mystery and romance of the moon can be yours with the Lunar hairstyle, or you can create a cascade of treasure with the Golden style.
The Spirit Falcon is a noble predator who performs all of the functions that you could ever want in a supernatural bird of prey: he swoops upon your enemies, he perches regally upon your shoulder, he guides you with his spirit, and he... poops on your head. Birds will be birds!
May we humbly persuade you to visit the Collectible Info Page for more information? Good!
------------------------------------
For those of you curious about the answers to our Monthly Collectible hints in the newsletter, here they are:
--------------------------------------
It's the Ides of March, Gaians, but weep not for the death of Caesar! Instead, let's check out some awesome new Monthly Collectibles:
The Mythic Hair gives you tons of legendary new hairstyles. You can show your purity and virtue with Angelic Hair, or wallow in your own nastiness with Poison Hair. The mystery and romance of the moon can be yours with the Lunar hairstyle, or you can create a cascade of treasure with the Golden style.
The Spirit Falcon is a noble predator who performs all of the functions that you could ever want in a supernatural bird of prey: he swoops upon your enemies, he perches regally upon your shoulder, he guides you with his spirit, and he... poops on your head. Birds will be birds!
May we humbly persuade you to visit the Collectible Info Page for more information? Good!
------------------------------------
For those of you curious about the answers to our Monthly Collectible hints in the newsletter, here they are:
- I don't know if they were the third-best hair metal band (after Motley Crue and Skid Row) or the third-worst (after Winger and Stryper), but one thing is for sure: they sucked.
Poison! Sorry for reminding you of their existence, but perhaps you'll forgive me when you see how cool the Poison Hair is. Please note that the Poison Hair is in no way affiliated with the band Poison (thank goodness).
Speaking of hair metal, who can forget Schoenberg's best-loved atonal 1912 song cycle?
That would be Pierrot Lunaire, which sounds kind of like an orchestra falling down a flight of stairs and landing on a cat. This is a reference to the Lunair hairstyle.
They used to hang out with snowmen, back in 1985.
Falcons, as in the Sean Penn and Timothy Hutton vehicle "The Falcon and the Snowman," about two drug dealers who sold secrets to the Russians, or something. I don't know, I saw it a long time ago.Whatever.
Gun. Goose. Finger. Standard. Ratio. Goblet. Records.
They can all be GOLD! "The Man with the Golden Gun," "Goldfinger," a golden goose, the gold standard, the golden ratio, "The Golden Goblet," gold records.
A famous malt liquor enthusiast lost one in a bet a long time ago.
That would be Colt 45 spokesman Billy Dee Williams, who lost the Millennium Falcon in a bet with Han Solo in a galaxy far, far away.