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What are you questing?

-Ancient Katana y0!

Why?

-Because it's cool? sweatdrop

Who art thou?

-I art The Hurt Inside (also called THI, Hurt, or by my real name...reserved only for my friends betch). I'm 22 years OLD (emphasis on the old, clearly). I go to school at The University of Texas at Austin where I'm dual majoring in Cell/Molecular Biology and Biochemistry (or, science and science). I love music and make a point of that throughout the thread. I am also a vegetarian and have been since 9-14-06.




Words From the Wise (AKA, Funny Thread Quotes)

-THI: "You're not planning what I think you're planning, are you? I smell mischief... O.o "
-DA: "How does one cook mischief? Does it taste good? xD [...]"
-THI: "Cooking mischief is a very secret and highly coveted art skill. It takes several years of practice before you can ever perfect it. But, when you do...watch out! haha. And yes, it tastes very good. Almost as sweet as the taste of revenge, but with a dash of the bitterness associated with karma."

-DA: "I need sleep...but I'm too tired."
-THI: "What? That made no sense. Go sleep silly billy. Even if you're too "tired." Just try."
-DA: "Oh trust me...there will be a day when you know the feeling, and you be like...So that's what he meant."

-Cires (who, along with BPH, roll around my thread a lot): "*puts velcro on the walls of the thread, slips into a velcro suit and starts to roll on the walls*"























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This is Peter Murphy. I love this man. Respect him or GTFO.
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1. Welcome to Hurt's Painful Toys Shop!

All about me. Because I rock.

2. Hurt's Chapters of Pain

Every great thread needs a table of contents. Mine just happen to be better than yours.

3. Hurt's Laws User Image

I love rules. And hate morons. Follow the rules and don't be an idiot.

4. Hurt's Current Obsession

Now it wouldn't be a quest thread without...a QUEST!

5. Hurt's Inscriptions

Because my life must be detailed on a non-time-conforming basis.

6. Hurt's Privileged Touchers of Pain Toys

The people who own your souls.

7. Hurt's Hangouts

Because I love bothering other people. And you should too!

8. Support the House of Pain!

Well, bothering me is always welcome too!
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Mandatory Rules

1. Follow ToS. You will be reported if you break ToS.

2. Respect the regulars.

3. DO NOT ADVERTISE IN MY THREAD!!! I will ban you from my thread and report you to a GAIA Online Moderator as this is against ToS.

4. Chatting is preferred over bumping.

5. You will respect and love Lord Murphy, Lord Havok, Lord Williams, Lady Sioux, and Lord Bowie. (They are some of my favorite musicians)

6. DO NOT ASK ME FOR DONATIONS!!! Seeing how this is MY quest thread, I need the donations.

7. DO NOT PESTER THE PEOPLE ON MY DONATIONS LIST!!!

8. Have fun!

9. Donate to me! biggrin






Helpful Hints

1. Cursing is okay, but don't go overboard with it. Only I can.

2. Don't yell at morons for me. I enjoy doing that myself.

3. I love free banners and free avi arts.

4. My mules plague this thread often. And I speak from them at different times throughout the conversation. You've been warned.





Morons Who Couldn't Follow the ******** Rules

-`DarkPanda
(Reason: Advertising in my thread)

-strawberry_pocky_yumm
(Reason: Begging in my thread)


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Ancient Katana
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Started On: June 23, 2009
Estimated Value: 480,579 User Image
Gold Offered: 16,253 User Image

Percent Complete: 03.38% gonk





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Future Quests:

06 Letter Set, 08 Letter Set, 09 Letter Set, Demonic Mood Bubble, Steel-Plated Ninja Band, Chain Wallet, Gift of the Gods, Oculus Mythica, Assassin's Guise, Ancient Katana, Kiki Kitty Plushie, Demonic Pendant, Horns of the Demon, Dark Halo, Black Ops Gear, Baby Seal Slippers, Winged Anklets, Demonic Anklets, Guitar of Angellus, Nitemare Headband, Golden Laurels, Goti Clips, Bani Clips, Whip of Ice, Whip of Fire, Angelic Pendant, Demonic Pitchfork, Samurai Yoroi, Rock Hard, Chyaku Norisu Scarf, Mochi the Puppy, G Blade, Pixie, Angelic Bracelet, Solar Cloak, Bone Dragon Helm, Kitsune Mask, Shadow Spirit, Emo Bag, OMG, Nitemare Scarf, Devil Tail, Angelic Scarf, Angelic Sash, Mini Nitemare Wings, Portable Stereo Headphones.

Black Tuxedo Pants, Black Tuxedo Shoes, Black Tuxedo Jacket, White Medical Gloves, White Bowtie, Dancer Cuffs, Dancer Bottoms, Christian Sirano's Red Coat, Suspenders, Christian Sirano's Trousers (Black), Black Band Style Eye Patch, Stallion Black Polyester Pants, Radicool Blackout Trim Shorts, novaFlare Pants, Christian Sirano's Gray Coat and Shirt, Christian Sirano's Black Coat, Christian Sirano's Ruffled Red Vest and Shirt, Blade's Black Belt, Neutral Starter Skater Guy Jeans, Neutral Starter Skater Girl Cargo Pants, KoNfUzEd MoNoChRoMe ToE SoX, Aoi Cache Shades, Bat Eye Patch, Chairo Cache Shades, Drop Dead Gorgeous Onyx Skull Choker, Feet Wraps, Midori Cache Shades, Hand Wraps, Dark Cape, Egyptian Crimson Ankh Pendant, Green-Blue Winter Scarf, Elegant Black Satin Coat, Smoke Glamrock Sleeveless Top, Crossed Belts, Black Net Top, Neutral Starter Glam Guy Trousers, Black Holographic Eyepiece, Devil Imp Plushie.
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May 2011
14: Tomorrow is my birthday!!! And I have an evolution final today. And I'm here, instead of studying. WTF?

October 2010
13: No updates in over a year!? gonk Well, here's one. Hello!

August 2009
26: Classes started again. I'll be on sporadically.
16th: Back from school hiatus. Got a 4.0 for the summer taking a history and gov class! Starting school again in ten days. Boo.

July 2009
9th: Got my White Bowtie due to Micah! Also, sent emails about possible job and lab position. Very nervous now...
4th: Reached 900 pages!
1st: Got my Mochi the Puppy due to Micah!!! He's very cute! ^_^

June 2009
25th: Micah loaned me his extra (yes, extra) Horns of the Demon! Uber smexi!!! Thank joo!!!!!!! Also, got my Dark Cape due to Micah!
24th: Got my Devil Imp Plushie due to Micah! And the Black Hologram glasses thingy.
23rd: Got my Goti Clips! Lab work went to s**t in a hand cart as well. FML.
18th: Saw Peter Murphy in concert! I absolutely love and respect this great man.
17th: I found my research purpose!
13th: Rest in peace Shana. You will be greatly missed.

May 2009
15th: I turned 20! Now I'm old. *sigh*
12th: Went to the first concert of my life! Nine Inch Nails with Jane's Addiction and Street Sweeper Social Club

March 2009
12th: Began Goti Clips quest!
7th: Explore UT was today. Going to see Watchmen as well.
1st: Bought Lunar Cloak due to a huge donation from Micah!

November 2008
9th: Reached 800 pages!

September 2008
7th: Ran out of data, and updates. Huge hiatus!
6th: Got invited to an interview for NSC!
1st: Ramadan officially begins! Ramadan mubarak!

August 2008
27th: Started school again and watched my soul get devoured.
19th: Reached 700 pages!

July 2008
29th: Officially finished my history summer course. Two weeks ahead of time! And got an A. I go home tomorrow and am super excited.
26th: TDAChick has also loaned me her SMEXI NM SCARF!!! ZOMG!!! Much luff to joo!!!
24th: Finished my fellowship requirements. Goodbye viral evolution! Finished all lab work for the summer. Also received very sad news that my friend who was pregnant miscarried.
14th: Really bad back pain has struck. Walking, standing, sitting, and breathing all hurt.
9th: TDAChick has loaned me her Lunar Cloak! Smexi!!

June 2008
9th: After a few months gone, I am back from my hiatus.

February 2008
10th: Reached 600 pages!
8th: I got a 100 on my second chemistry quiz! Yay for chemical equilibria!


January 2008
28th: Happy 18th birthday TDAChick!
26th: Micah gave me Penguin Slippers!!! <3333
26th: Courtney got her OMG Hat! We did it! The secret quest to do the impossible was possible!
22nd: Courtney is back from the hospital! Yay!!
7th: Reached 500 pages!
1st: Happy New Year!


December 2007
25th: Merry Christmas!
19th: Officially back from hiatus!
18th: Discovered my GPA is pretty shitty right now. 3.0. I have a lot of work to do.
15th: Finished my first semester in college!
11th: Started a war between the Chemists and Biologists at UT.


November 2007
16th: 400 pages!
15th: Told I did something right by my chem prof! FTW!

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October 2007
28th: Got my Lunar Scythe! Thanks again Ualani!
25th: Got my Sword of Aegis and Gwee! Thanks Ualani!
17th: Trying for the NM Scarf again.


September 2007

24th: Got my Black Gloves!
7th: Got my Dancer Bottom!
6th: I'm back. Revamped quest thread.
1st: I quit questing.


August 2007

20th: Reached 10k posts on my account!
19th: Joined in The Gaian Sponsored Nudity Event.
13th: Finished revamping quest thread.
8th: Got my Mecha Form!
8th: Reached 300 pages!


July 2007

20th: L I X I E got ******** hacked.
16th: Reached 200 pages!
10th: Got my Ska Wrist Band!
9th: Got my CoCo Kitty Plushie and my Zombie G CORP Tshirt!
9th: Received word '69 is quitting. I'm depressed and sad by this news.
3rd: Got my Hide Platform Shoes!
3rd: Got my novaFlare Pants!
3rd: Major updates to quest thread completed.
2nd: New dream avy created. Switching to NM Scarf quest.


June 2007

25th: Back from London. Questing resumes.
7th: Got my Elemental Hair!
6th: Got my Black Leather Strapped Manties!
5th: Reached 100 pages!
1st: Got my Hand and Feet Wraps!

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May 2007

16th: Got my Oculus Magica!
15th: Got my Demonic Anklets!
15th: It's my 18th birthday bitches!
7th: Got my first official b-day gift. A Sealed Letter for this month!


April 2007

21st: Got my Lunar Scythe!


March 2007

31st: Back to questing. Going for Angelic Scarf!
24th: Got my Damascus Armor! Breaking on questing to help a friend.
15th: Due to awesome donations, I have almost everything back. I lack a couple Jack's Grab Bags, but that's it. Ginny has made the best quest banner in the history of banners. I adore it. Once I get the last couple of Jack's Bags, I will resume normal questing/donating behaviors.
13th: I have gotten most of my stuff back. Resuming normal quests. Thank you to all who helped me!
12th: I refuse to quit. New account, new quest thread. Tons of donations.
12th: I got ******** hacked.
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Ginny is by far one of the closest friends I have on this site. She was the first person there for me when I was hacked. She has donated so many things to me that I honestly owe half my account to her.

-Cires -
Cires has been my fellow ninja bumper since as long as I can remember. And she went to Japan. Intense!

-Janus Dakkon - (QUIT)
For being my ******** idol and helping me so much. Worship him.

-TDAChick -
Miss TDA is simply amazing. She is the most insane quester I have ever seen and hella funny. She, like me, is a huge fan of AFI and ninja bumping. She owned the Bang! A Charity...charity.

-Burning Peasant Head -
BPH is one of the most generous people I know. She shares the same birthday as my dad (not the same year though) and ran one of the greatest (if not THE greatest) charities on GAIA: The *Name Here* Charity. RIP Name Here Charity. crying

-Disturbing Artifice- -
Micah is like, the greatest person on this site. He's donated so much it's beyond insane. In our quest to get TDA's OMG, I think he donated more than one million in gold and items. He freaking GAVE me penguin slippers! In short, he rocks. And don't you dare bother him. The thread gods will devour you. I am honored to call this guy a close friend. He is truly one of the greatest people you will EVER meet.

-Isao-kun- -
Isao is a really great guy. We originally met through RGG and have been good friends since. He's really nice and really cool. Talking with him is always great.

-Placid Envy- -
Yume (as I call her due to her old screen name being YumeNezumi) is a really awesome person. I knew her some from RGG but it hasn't been until more recently that I've been able to talk to her. She sacrificed her progress for her OMG hat to help TDAChick get hers. So, please help her out!

-Messenger_Of_The_Moon- -
Another one of my super cool friends from the RGG crew. She's a really great person and wants to be an editor of things. She has helped a ton in the quest to get TDA's OMG. <3
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Stuff I've bought. Steal and you die! RAWR!!!!

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Free Stuff I've Gotten. Steal and DIE!!!

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