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Look everyone I'm a drunk!
everyone laughs out loud while I fall
Fine, screw you too! I'll shout

The next time I get drunk I'll....
Yeah, you thought I'd tell didn't ya?
Well I won't so, HAHA

I'll push them on stairs
then who well be laughing? I will!
Wait did I say that?

Dame, I think I did
No matter I'll still do it! HAHA
I hope you like falling

Now what was I doing?
Oh, yeah! That's right I'm going home
...home...where do I live?

North East south or west?
Sir or Ma'am can you help me?
I'm so drunk need help

Oh no! I can't spell
I'm starting to not make sense, quick!
I gotta get home, NOW!

Lucky coin, don't fail me!
Heads, I go east then west then...
No wait! east and south!

Coin you can't do this!
Fine I wanted tails anyways so haha
This means North and west

I'm stumbling and it's raining
Why, oh why did I have to?
Stupid party! It sucked too!

But oh well it's over
Maybe I'll just lay here till dawn
Now to go to sleep

....What?...What? Time for work?!
Theres no way, how! where am I?
"Honey, did you dream again?"

I always dream, but yes.
Alright, now no more choclate before bed.
Awww, but I love choclate!

"mom are you for serious?"
your to young to be dreaming drunk
No more choclate young man!

She took away my choclate
She is searching my bed, dresser, closet
Every bit of choclate, gone!

And that's my submission of a haiku for the GEW event

nice ^^;;...

xd

Thanks ^.^

Thanks yeah I saw some errors too and since it would ruin the haiku format I thought to myself "Oh well he's supposed to be drunk anyways."

i love haiku redface