In Which I Prove My Superiority In Three Paragraphs- An Essay By Me
First off, I would like to state I am better than the majority of the people out there in the world; I have pristine moral values, and I try not to cram those *obviously better* values down other people’s throats. Not to mention, I am quite modest and don’t go on ego-trips too often.
Also, I have a genius mind and an intense work ethic, thus I am a contributing member to society and don’t spend the majority of my day sitting on my computer playing Minesweeper. I go out and do things for other people, because it’s the right thing to do.
Finally, I am better than you because I said so. This mindset has been proven true over the centuries, if you say you are, you just might be right.
