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Well well well, looks like we've survived yet another year! Congrats to all of us! In the past year some have left gaia, and many many many have joined gaia, so welcome all, oldbies and newbies, well learned and confused, MOD's and common Gaians. This is a contest I have held for a few years now, the first being an impromptu one that lasted only a couple hours. However, I so enjoyed this contest in the past few years so again, I shall hold it. smile

3nodding So, still interested? I bet you're wondering what the contest is. It's very simple, we've made it yet another year, now you get to tell me why or why not you will be here for the next anniversary ball. That's it, why or why not. Of course, there's rules and guidelines. Still interested? Look bellow for more information.
So, how much does it cost to enter this contest?

NOTHING. Absolutely nothing! It's all free! All you have to do is post an entry and voila! You could win!

Alright...so what exactly could I win? Is it worth my time?

Most indeedy it's worth your time. There are six prizes, first prize of course is 1k, second is 500g, and third is 200g.

Wait, you said six...

Yes, six. There are two competitions going on here and the first, second and third prizes go for both.

Two competitions??? What's the difference?

Well, one is you telling me why you're going to be here next year to celebrate again, and the second is you telling me why you AREN'T going to be here next year to celebrate with us again.

Alright, so big question, can I enter both?

Yes you may enter them both, but you can only win in one of them.

So how do I enter?

You just post your reasonings. 3nodding

How long does this competition go on for?

Until the ball is over! That's right! Until the ball is officially over!


Well, I think that's it on that.


Breakdown: Two competitions, why and why you won't be here next year; post to enter; you can enter both competitions but only win one; there is no fee to join; first prize is 1k; it doesn't end till the fat lady sings and tells us to get the hell out of the mansion! [Wait, what fat lady?] (Shut up...)


Wait! Wait wait wait!! How do we win?

Oh..well that's simple. The funniest and most obviously well thought out reasons win. 3nodding

As well! On behalf of Guild, the guild too cool to have a real name, I have a sealed envelope to give away to the most awesomest entry over both contests! This means that you can win both first prize of 1k AND the letter as well!

Please take a moment to visit Guild and check it out, since it's because of them that you might be able to win a letter for literally nothing. Feel free to join if you have the want to, after all we accept just about everyone.
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RULES!
Homigawsh there's rules?! Oh noez!



1) (this is more of a request then rule) I ask you PLEASE don't edit your posts. stressed That only makes everything harder on me!

2) Remember kids, this is a PG-13 site. eek

3) Don't beg me for stoofs, if I think you are worthy for some reason I will just randomly throw gold at you. stare

4) Donations to my plight to "throw gold at random people during the ball" is always much accepted. 4laugh

5) No flaming or fighting, I will report you if I have a reason to.


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Competition!
Because we all have it


NOTE: Examples do not reflect my sense of humor but are things I came up with in the midst of typing.

Why I Will Be Here


Example
Name: Rass (yay go me!)
Reason will be here: I will be here because obviously somone HAS to hold this contest again next year. 4laugh


Pixie-elf
Name: Mystina

Reason Pixie will be here: Someone has to sex Rass up.

That, and Pixie has no life.

and uh...

HERE, HAVE SOME DOROTHY PARKER.

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.


That's a reason to hang around.


Xexal The Shadowed Soul

I will be here next year for the ball, because someone has to make the answers thread again [providing they have another quiz, of course.]


Tiredsushi
LoL.

I will be here next anniversary... Wanna know why eh?

Because I am OCD.
I am easily addicted to things (such as gaia)
Started playing months ago and I just want to get my goals.
I currently have 300Kg I need to earn for my two dream avi's that are both evidently cheap.
Being on gaia keeps me on top of working out my paypal account so that eventually I will be able to buy the donation items with my change since currently I have to earn the gold to buy the donation items (which is why it is taking me forever on my quests lol)
Another reason is I work on a computer answering phones so i have a lot of spare time in which I spend earning gold on gaia and posting in forums and in my favorite guild.
I will not quit until I atleast hit angel wings once get both my dream avi's a dark halo and a chyuku norisu scarf (sp)
In which case when I aquire these I will still quit because I will want to show off my avi at that point.
Another reason... lol. Is that my bf and another RL friend of mine play on here and my bf has been on for years and I am extremely competitive and will have to show him up.

LoL. Is this a good enough reason?! hehe.


Kitty-cat28
Name: kitty

Reson why i'll be here: I have no life other then gaia[ok while maybe I do, but life on gaia is so much better] biggrin


hithisisnotme
Name: You don't need to know what my flippin name is.

Why I will be here: Because Gaia is so awesome and I basically go here whenever I can, which is often seeing as I don't have much of a social life.


mimisi_setsuai
Name: Mimisi surprised

Will: I'll be here next year because I have nothing better to do, than sit on my a** collecting rare event and limited edition items on gaia surprised


smileybe
Name: Lafanza (not really, but it'd be really funny if it actually was xd )

Why I would be here: Gaia is the perfect way to slack off on the important, yet boring things I have to do (like homework). I love being a procrastinator


SeeBeeFlee
Reason I'll probably be here next year: Because I am stubborn and naive and truly believe that, eventually, I will earn gold faster than the market inflates, and I will be able to buy lots of ever-so-pretty, shiny things. Nothing shall crush my dreams! Also, as long as my calc assignments keep getting longer, I will always find time to throw the book violently against the wall and post in the forums. This brain was not meant for doing related rates problems, people.

And my guild gives me a very convenient location from which to inflict my poetry upon the world at large. Or at least a small portion of that world.


keltycphoenyx
Hello, my name is keltycphoenyx and I am here to tell you that I will be here on Gaia next year. Here are my reasons:

The people I have met, for the most part, on Gaia are kind and decent.

Gaia provides me with fun jigsaw puzzles, and fishing.

Charities that I have donated to have helped many people. I enjoy seeing people happy when they get their wanted items.

Where else can a girl feel like she has accomplished something when she completes a quest?

Two words- "dress up"!

The trade symbol makes my eyes light up.

The letter symbol intrigues me.

Gaia provides conversation for nearly every topic imaginable! I can talk to people from all over the world.

I am a member of thirty-five guilds.

What else am I going to do with my evenings?

Gaia administrators have come up with a clever storyline.

That is a good start. As you can tell, I am a major Gaia Online fan. If you need more, please let me know. Thank you for your time and consideration.



Totally Not Gay
Name: Totally not Gay (but you can call me TNG mrgreen )


Why I WILL be here next year:

The likelihood that the above will happen is like someone getting hit by lightning three times... currently I've been struck twice now so am a tad worried and avoid going out into thunderstorms. In fact I cower under the furnace in the basement until it is long over. That and I just have no life worth living so need to resort to creating new ones online. That and my children have me so addicted to this place I'm having too much fun to leave!



The Shadow Alchemist33
Name: None ya!

Why I will be here: Because I'm a Narutard, and I get obsessed with stuff like Edward Elric, Naruto, Itachi, Bleach, Gaia, Music, Anime in general, And loads of other stuff I don't feel like naming. Also I keep in touch with friends that have moved away.


rahrahrahh
Name: Rahrahrahh (Michelle)

Reason Why I Will Be Here Next Year:

I don't have a life, and I never will =D


xPerfectImperfection16x
I will be here because I want to keep in contact with all the new friends that I have made here and this site is a fun way to pass the time away 3nodding


DS682
Name: Ds682

Reason (s) that I will be here for next years anniversary ball:
Gaia Online is a fantabulous site! I love visiting with my friends, and playing games! There is also the bonus of meeting new people from different places! I would never want to quit, and if I stay here until next year, the site might get better than it already is! Besides, I love dressing up for this great event! I congratulate Gaia Online for making it this far, and that is another reason that I will stay here as long as I can!



norngpinky

Name: Norngpinky

Reason why I'll be here next year:
Because there has to be someone to witness it
And that I really don't have a life
lol.
And who's better to witness? xD




snowxbunnie
Name: Nira (yay go mii!!! lolz)

Reason I'll Be Here: I'm addicted to gaia! Seriously its soo kewl with all these events and new items to collect and buy for your character. Plus, most of my friends are here, and that's one way to communicate with them to ask what was for hw and stuff lolz ik i sound like a nerd. Another reason why i'll be here next year: I have no life. lolz, no I do play sports and outdoor games like normal people but it's kinda useless if you sometimes have no one to play with (you know how like sometimes everyone has something to do but you?) well then if that happens, I resort to the computer!!! and that's when gaia comes in, it helps pass the time...
well, i guess those were my reasons for coming next year. OH AND I JUST FIGURED OUT ANOTHER REASON!!! THE ROMAN CANDLES ARE AWESOME!!! lolz well that's it.



Todd Sweeney
Name: Todd Sweeney
Occupation: Barber
Reason Why I'll Be Here Next Year:
I've been on Gaia since '04. I've seen a lot of changes since I used to type www.go-gaia.com into my browser. I remember things like the linkslist, the Personals forum, old-school layouts, and a time when pinklinks and giftboxes weren't as hard to come by as they are today.
But anyways, what'll keep me here, is the interesting people I've met, and keeping up with whatever crazy thing the developers release next. BATTLE SYSTEM
Plus, there's the whole dress up your avi thing.
And the accumulation of imaginary wealth. . .


totalmusicfan
hi i am totalmusicfan i would stay for the gaia ball next year because gaia is amazing and fun! you can chat, make ur own profiles, and alot more.


people celebrate gaia anniversarys and do stuff like this. so far i have enjoyed gaia. biggrin 4laugh


Mysteh
I will be here as long as Gramma is here cuz I luffs her heart heart heart heart heart and if I'm not here, I died. gonk

Simple enuff! xp


crzy_bubblez
hey... i'm Bubblez...

i have one reason that could answer both questions....

The reason i'll be On gia for the next ball is because i'm gonna have a little girl... and when one has a baby... one has no social life, and is forced to pretend that she does infact have a social life..... with.. the..computer ~strokes computer and begins carrying on a conversation~.. oh.. hehe...

But the same reason applies why i won't be on gia next year... because this baby may prevent me from even pretending that i have a social life...
~whimpers~...don't worry computer i still love you ~sniffle sniffle~... sleep is good... staying up all night is so totally overrated....


Strong Bad X
I'm being here next year! I've been here since 04(my main was hacked) and this is probably the funnest site ever! I weened off of it and didn't go on for a while...but I still love it!


I m p y
Name: I m p y

Reason to still be here: The reason I will still be here for the next anniversary is the same reason I was here for this one: I have friends on Gaia and I enjoy spending time talking/posting with them.






Why I Won't Be Here


Example
Name: Rass (yay! me again!)
Reason won't be here: Because those aliens I keep mocking will finally get so annoyed they come down here to pick me up and take me away to desert on some far away planet that doesn't have internet. gonk


Pixie-elf
Name: Mystina

Reason Pixie won't be here: Too busy having lots of buttsecks.


Kitty-cat28
Name: kitty

Reason why I won't be here: my mother will insist I work on my home work more[thats a loda of crap] or because I will have gained a life and have somthing to do in the real world ^_^


hithisisnotme
Name: You don't need to know what my flippin name is.

Why I wont be here: Because my mother might ban the computer if I act like crud, or this websight might become so protected by moterators and you have a list of words that you only can say that I might just not give a crud and go somewhere else.



mimisi_setsuai
Name: Mimisi surprised

Won't: I won't be here next year because gaia won't stop ******** around with the GOD DAMN POLLS scream Fix them you assholes gonk


smileybe
Name: Lafanza (not really, but it'd be really funny if it actually was xd )

Why I wouldn't: Well, if I ever finish my plan to take over the world, I might have my minions to earn gaia gold for me. If I fail my plan, I might be dead confused


SeeBeeFlee

Reason I may not be here next year: As my rage against a certain teacher's condescension and idiocy grows, I may find myself pulling a Felix Gaeta and stabbing him in the neck with my pen. I hear prison keeps you pretty occupied. xp


Totally Not Gay
Name: Totally not Gay (but you can call me TNG mrgreen )

Why I WILL NOT be here next year:

My children will have graduated high school and demand to enter University. This means I'll have to sell everything in the house... the old cheapo B grade movies... the ancient TV that only gets one channel... the entire collection of Babylon 5 dolls... the computer (nooooooooo)... and donate every single organ in my body in order for them to go for four years. Then they'll leave just to go work at McDonalds.

I'll be dead by this time so will miss everything, including the aliens landing on earth, giving humans all the secrets to the mysteries, thereby making it no longer necessary to have money and everyone will be well off. Except those poor buggers who got my eyes... I'm legally blind (haaaaaaa)!


xPerfectImperfection16x
I won't be here because I'm moving so I won't be able to be on the computer. crying


~Jenna is Lost~
i wont be here because... i actually have a life xd



crzy_bubblez
hey... i'm Bubblez...

i have one reason that could answer both questions....

The reason i'll be On gia for the next ball is because i'm gonna have a little girl... and when one has a baby... one has no social life, and is forced to pretend that she does infact have a social life..... with.. the..computer ~strokes computer and begins carrying on a conversation~.. oh.. hehe...

But the same reason applies why i won't be on gia next year... because this baby may prevent me from even pretending that i have a social life...
~whimpers~...don't worry computer i still love you ~sniffle sniffle~... sleep is good... staying up all night is so totally overrated....


I m p y
Name: I m p y

Reason I will NOT be here next year: The only reason I would not be here is if there is a some tragedy... Either something really bad would happen to me, preventing me from getting online, or something really bad will happen to Gaia, preventing them from HAVING a 5th anniversary. obviously, I am not wanting either of these things to happen.
Top bumpers
Because every good contest needs them


I ask you all that are here for long term bumping to please not bump continually, just every minute or so. 3nodding Also, if you want to be counted as a top bumper, please number your posts.

On that note, there will be a prize for the ultimate bumper in the end. 3nodding

These are in no particular order.

mimisi_setsuai [50]
Tiredsushi [20]
Totally Not Gay [150]
Random donations I made cause I caaaaaan hah!
And how many times I ran around throwing gold at people.


Xexal The Shadowed Soul - 500g Thanks for letting me link your thread
Tiredsushi - 500g Good luck with your questage
xemoxfairyx18 - 500g Good luck on your Fairy Wings quest
Tainted.Maxipad - 500g Good luck!
-Skippy Emo- - 500g Anyone that gives free art is cool in my book.
And finally, some helpful links for those who are sticking around and still doing the quiz. I have found that this thread is very helpful if you are having troubles with the questions on the quiz.

Xexal The Shadowed Souls's helpful thread!
Because I'm a charitable soul, please please feel free to give me a link to your quest threads and I will put it up here, in case anyone else is likewise charitable. Thank you. smile

2,800 Points
  • Bunny Spotter 50
  • Gaian 50
  • Member 100
::cuts the ribbon::

Tipsy Fairy

21,150 Points
  • Elocutionist 200
  • Jolly Roger 50
  • Ultimate Player 200
Name: Mystina

Reason Pixie will be here: Someone has to sex Rass up.

That, and Pixie has no life.

and uh...

HERE, HAVE SOME DOROTHY PARKER.

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.


That's a reason to hang around.


Why I won't be here: Too busy having lots of buttsecks.

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