THeSLuSH
Sparkly Lunatic
1. Thou shalt not kill the atmosphere with overt sex on the dance floor.
2. Thou shalt not holdest a 40 while dancing, for the other ravers shall not hold him guiltless, who wields a Colt 45 on the dance floor.
3. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors glowstick, neither his nitrous balloon, nor his ecstasy, nor his spot on the dancefloor.
4. Thou shalt not holdest thy cigarette while catching a groove on the dance floor. For the other ravers might suffer burning flesh wounds or ruined rave gear.
5. Thou shall smile at the gentleman or lady moving to the beat nearest thou.
6. Thou shalt not upset the holy technics by jumping near or on the DJ.
7. Thou shalt not play gabber in the chill room.
8. Thou shall wear extra deodorant so as not to offend thy neighbors nose.
9. Thou shall announce all Disk Jockeys prior to their appearance.
10. Thou shall provide free fruit so as to replenish the thirst and appetites of thy bretheren ravers.
11. Thou shall open some door so as to allow the winds of freshness to cool thy congregation.
12. thou shall offer gum, candy, and most importantly WATER to those raving maniacs with whom thou cometh in contact.
13. Thou shalt not touch thy mouth to thine neighbor's water bottle, as plague and virus spread rapidly throughout the community.
14. Thou shalt not grimace or act angry when bumped by a passer-by, but smile and say "no problemo."
15. Thou shall blow thy party whistle and wave thine hands in the air when the music lifts thine soul.
16. Thou shalt not pass out chemical concoctions of thine own invention to fellow ravers. Only those tried and true chemical combinations that have been accepted by ravers since time immemorial shall thou pass out.
17. Thou shalt not scam thy fellow raver.
18. Thou shalt not gather in E-puddle in the dancefloor preventing thy neighbors from being able to dance.
19. Thou shall leave with a smile on thy face and go back the weekend after.
So I saw this and had to post it xD
What do yall think?
What are your favorite/least favorite ones?
Have any you would like to add?
((mad props to GFN for his additions: PG 16-19 <3))
or whatever.
and did Techno-Moses deliver these commandments? 
