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The Purple Turnip Moooose

1. Summary
2. Rules
3. Profile Skeleton
4. Profiles
The Purple Turnip Moooose
Summary


Earth. Ahh, nice old place, innit? Normal, mostly. But if you're like me or Nell here, you no likee that and want to poke normality! Preferrably with a sharpened stick. And this is where the RP comes in.

Go mental. So a fish materialised above your head wearing tennis shoes? Cool. A wizard made your nose grow to the size of your face? Awesome. Fell in love with a cabbage? Wicked. Do whatever the hell you want. PIE!! mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen
the Purple Turnip Moooose
Rules

1. Follow the ToS OR DIE!!
2. Nothing icky like cybering or graphic violence. EWIE!!
3. PG-13 blah blah...
4. No matter how amazing your talking watermelon is, NO GOD-MODING!!
5. I don't REALLY care about spelling and stuff. But this could get confusing as it is, so if it is too bad my tiny brain may implode! In other words, try to spell okish.
6. Title PMs with "OMG TIS A RADISH!" so I know you read the rules. Mwa ha ha.
7. You puppet other peepses characters, you get your nostrils ripped off by rabid alpacas. You have been warned.
The Purple Turnip Moooose
Profile Skeleton


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Purple turnip Moooose
Profiles


Gaia Name:Shadow Nell
RP Name:Wimble the Purple Turnip Moooose
Personality:Wimble gets frustrated easily when things don't go as planned, but is generally friendly. He also has big appetite for fruit (espcially oranges) and will travel long distances to find it.
Bio:Wimble has had some trouble with being purple, and is always trying to find ways to change his colour.
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Gaia Name: DragonRissa
RP Name: Kelly the over-dramatic chicken
Personality: over-dramatic. Duh. Likes placing a wing over her eyes and crying out "Oh, woe is me!" even when everything is going well. Generally chooses vegetarianism, because eating bugs makes her burst into tears when she thinks of how she so cruelly ended their life with a flash of her steely beak, how she ripped the essence of life from their tiny bodies so she could have a meal... yeah. Over-dramatic. Capiche?
Bio: Kelly annoys a lot of people. Lots. I mean loads here. In her young days, she would run around in circles flinging handerchiefs around over-dramatically and squawking at the top of her lungs.
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Name: Fluffle(She hates that name by the way)
Species: Demonic llama
Appearance: White and Fluffy with red eyes.
Personality: Unfortunatly- a tendancy towards sarcasm, can never get jokes and wouldn't understand patience if it danced in front of her wearing a teacup. Fav foods include mushrooms and fabric.
Bio: (eeerm...not to sure about this part) Has abandoned her herd to go on a quest but has promptly forgotten what it is, so she is currently wandering around, scaring small children

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Gaia Name: Axyis
RP Name: Teh Chubbeh Blobzors, but prefers to be called Blobbeh.
Personality: His personality is somewhat random; he either goes to bouncing off the walls, meaning he's really happy, or just stays on the ceiling fan, spinning around, stuck. That means he's in Emo mode. If he's angry, he makes burn marks on the carpet and if he's jealous of someone/thing, then he can eat through lead. Even though Blobbeh hates the taste.
Bio: Blobbeh started out as a normal, ol' piece of Silly Putty lying silently and patiently underneath the little girl's cot. Then... he had an idea!
"I'm gonna go on a quest to find Teh Squisheh Ballzors, or Ballbull, my cousin! And nothing's going to stop me!" Then Blobbeh set off. But something did stop Blobbeh. It was the door. Then he squished itself flat, went under the door and off to the big and wonderful world. Blobbeh was so fascinated with the outside world that he never bothered with his quest and instead went travelling.
Appearance: Just like a blob of Silly Putty. He's light blue in colour, but if Blobbeh's unlucky, he can sploshify into a can of paint.

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Gaia Name: Hotaru Hunter
RP Name: Toss the Firefly
Personality: Quiet and normal...ish...Exists for the sole purpose to point out how random or pointless everything else is.
Bio: She was born and ate some food and yeah...She wants to find something more shiny that her to distract people.
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Gaia Name:Korate Glase
RP Name: Hank or sometimes Ralph
Personality: He's a Super hero, He's a Super Villain... He's really just Schizophrenic.
Bio: He is in a Ultimate battle with himself, always wanting to kill his other side... except.. He doesn't know he's schizophrenic...
Appearance: I don't know what the hell I am, but this is what I look like!!
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Gaia Name: azhurea
RP Name:pingu
Personality: happy wwweeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Bio: there was a top secrete military base in arctic and (insert long and boring goings on) when all of a sudden a mage tripped over his book in the antarctic and created me ... a talking fighting penguin
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The tranquility of the forest was broken by a loud shriek. The shrieks were centred on a small clearing in an even smaller forest, if that was possible.
A beleaguered dog was lying on the ground, paws over its face. It spoke...
"Shut up! Will you shut up??"
"How can I?! With so much wrong in the world?!" the hysterical chicken screeched.
The dog sat up. "Kelly, there is nothing wrong in the world. I have said this several times. Your sister just got happily married to a nice rooster from Turkey, your dear old uncle Binky died and left you a big inheritance, and you aunt Prudence just died, and the world is better for it."
Kelly scuffled a foot sheepishly through the grass.
"But there could be stuff wrong with the..."
"There's not." the dog said flatly. "The only thing 'wrong' is the fact that there's a bleeding chicken making a racket in my ear."
Kelly's eyes widened. "Bleeding? Oh GOD!! WHERE??" She then proceeded to turn several times on the spot, trying to look at herself, and fell over, then got even more excited and ran around squawking.
"*** ***** ** **** with a mackerel......" the dog grumbled.
"It's such a small, small, world," Blobbeh said to himself. "Either that, or I'm just a reeeeeeeeeeally tiny piece of Silly Putty." He bounced up and down a bit, just for fun, then he rolled down a hill, and into a small clearing, with an even smaller forest.
"I was right, it is a small world." A rather hysterical chicken with a rather annoyed dog was in the small clearing in the even smaller forest.
"Ah munna eachoo!"
Toss buzzed about and landed on a leaf. A pink cat, pair of boxing gloves, and a moon was after her today. She sighed, then flew again. The pink cat made a swipt at her , and she twirled in the air.
"Will you stop following me?" asked Toss. A waves of bunnies joined her attackers, "Awww...rabbys give me sneezes..."
Toss saw a few other thingys in a clearing, and rolled her eyes as a bunny tried to smack at her.
"I'm not that shiny!"
"Yesh, you are~~~~~!" chanted the mob of bunnies, and continued the chance.
Wimble had been travelling all day, with not an orange tree in site. Yet, he had been able to smell them for several hours. While muttering to himself he caught site of an orange tree with purple leaves. Toppling antlers over hooves he slowly ran down a tiny hill. He could hear voices, not far argueing. Wimble soon forgot all about the orange tree (which is a miracle).
Wimble stumbled into the small clearing, with an even smaller forest. "Whats all the commotion about?" A hysterical chicken and an annoyed dog were attacking each other with words, a tiny piece of silly putty was shouting: Ah munna eachoo! In the corner a small shiny firefly was avoiding the paws of a mob of bunnies, a pink cat, a pair of boxing gloves and the moon. He finally turned his attention to the orange tree.
"mmmmm, these purple leaves are delicious. Wait, i don't want to be eating purple things, they make me turn purple even more. I just can't win can i."
He muttered to himself.
"No matter what i do i stay the same colour."
Wimble slowly sprinted under the clearing, to where the chicken was.
"Do you know of any non-purple food that's edible? I'm so hungry i could eat the whole sky, please help!"
Toss flew away from the bunnies, striving towards the sky. Then a couple of coulds decided to follow her. They rained all over the bunnies who went crazy and did a rain dance. They also tried to make a bonfire, but that didn't work. She swizzied back down, and landed on Wimble's head.

"Maybe you can eat the clouds," Toss said, flapping her wings, "But don't chace me just yet, I'm too tired."
"Well it's not the sky..... but it's close enough.
I'll squash them all soon, thanks for the idea."
Wimble raised his head up and started eating the grass on the nearby trees, waiting for the coulds to stop raining on the bunnies.
The bunnies melted, because they were actually made out of sugar. Toss sighed in relief, since the other things chasing her were now distracted by the piles of soggy sugar.

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Fluffle was feeling more self satisfied than usual, she strutted down the forest feeling pleased with herself and hissing at any unfortunate bunny that passed her.

She stopped.

"MUSHROOM!!" she yelled and ran forward into a clearing, ignored any other occupants, though the glowy-bug thing looked kind of edible, proceeded to trip over something/someone to land head first in a pile of suspiciously purple mushrooms.

"Don't eat me!" one of them yelled.

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