Morrigan Rackham
Piratey News
New Items fer our lads 'en lasses!
It would seem from response ter this petition tha' there are a few mild thin's tha' I need ter address apparently.
A. Concerns over copyrights. If there is anything here that could even be remotely considered for copyright infringment, then it would be the jar of dirt. (Which really I'm not even entirely sure on... because come on. It's a JAR of DIRT! In that case perhaps I should mosey on down to Disney and sue them since I've had a jar of dirt laying around my house for 4 years.) The dresses.... have been around since the 1600's... noone is infringing.... as have tricorns... noone is infringing... and as have baldrics and belts and sashes and compasses!... actually... way sooner than that for those. Noone's infringing. And if Gaia is ever so concerned about infringing on copyrights.. does someone want to explain the G Blade and the Jack with a giant pumpkin head? ::wishes to hear no more on this::
B.If you are signing, please in no uncertain terms, make sure that I know that. Don't just put a piratey emote or say I like this idea (though our egos do enjoy a good stroking... please with all due respect continue on that pirate ). Just make sure you put your name in, a signature image, or say that you are signing so I can be sure.
C.Not really all that important.. but on the whole.. "Shouldn't it be Wench?" thing. I don't know about you, but when I think wench.. i think prostitute. While I am by no means against that profession... to each their own... I would still rather be called a Piratess I think. If you'd like to be a wench though... feel free ...XD
THE PIRATESS PETITION/COLONIAL GOWN
So for some time, I've been happy pirating myself up in the men's look clothes. That's fine and dandy... and they look great but I wonder why we girls have to always cross dress. Don't we deserve a nice Colonial dress with pirate accessories? Not only would this serve the piratesses of Gaia but the historical lovers.
I do a lot of pixel art so I came up with a dress and accessories sort of idea. I'm asking with much love for people to sign the peition, give support and perhaps get the Gaia Gods and Goddesses to take notice.
Please take a tiny bit of time to look over the items, and sign if you believe they would make a good addition to Gaia.
If ye so choose ter sign our accord, it's only ter easy. Jus' jot down yer John Hancock in a reply. Thanks!
NEW ITEMS!!
Thats right, we're now serving up more petition items for saucy wenches and now, naughty knaves!
Meet the Scurvy Scarves! These aren't for any sissies. Tie on one of these bad boys (or girls... if we're being politically correct), and get in touch with your inner pirate. Short tails if you're going for function, or longer for dramatic effect. These are designed to fit lads and lasses, as well as fit over the colonial gown.
Items for our sexy seamen.... The Cap'n Hat can fit men and women but the Avast Ye Vest is strictly for the strongest of men. Do YOU dare undertake the running of our ship and all responsibility therein?
This delightful possibility of a compass was made for our petition by Assillem. XD Need a hand in finding your way? The compass is there for those who need it.
Another wonderful option by Assillem. We've got a jar of diiirrttttt.... 'en guess what's inside itttttt? ('En no... it's no' Nana's sweater ye go' fer Christmas)
'En now... a warm welcome please, ter the Captain's Cutlass! This weapon slices 'en dices with the best, 'en has lots of ways ter wield it. Even the 'Captain's All Washed Up' mode... fer those tha' doona take such good care of their weapon. :;eyebrow wiggle::, or 'Captain's Black Tide' mode fer those scallywags tha' be no' of this world...
(Thank you for the suggestions for a cutlass and pirate flag from AnginaPectoris)
Captain's Cutlass Modes
Captain's Jolly Roger Modes
Captain's Black Tide Modes
Captain's All Washed Up Modes
Svart was so kind as ter make us this lovely edit. This Voodoo-esque piece would be makin' a lovely bit of bling on any pirate's person. Doona ye think?
Another edit by Assillem. A lovely selection of pirate bandana's fer our noggin's.
