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Post: 20993931_1 created on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:54:42 +0000
Posted: Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:54:42 +0000

Gaians are in an uproar over the recently reported kidnap attempt on beloved holiday mascot Santa Claus. While the kidnapping failed, a bizarre electrical accident resulted in Santa apparently swapping minds with a cow. Gaia 9 attempted to reach the Zurg leadership for comment, but we were denied interviews by all of them but one: the beloved Zurg pilot #2, son of the Zurg hive queen known as Mother. Welcome to the studio, #2.

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Post: 20993931_2 created on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:56:17 +0000
Posted: Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:56:17 +0000

haar ro, c...c.cindee \ @o@ //

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Post: 20993931_3 created on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:56:30 +0000
Posted: Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:56:30 +0000

#2, I take it you're aware that Santa has been mind-swapped with a cow. How did this grievous mistake occur, and how do the Zurg plan to set it right?

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Post: 20993931_4 created on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:57:34 +0000
Posted: Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:57:34 +0000

me just find out too. my mean brother do stupid thing all time >.<;;;;; me like saanta. He my last hope fix my brother 9 back to nice...

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Post: 20993931_5 created on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:57:55 +0000
Posted: Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:57:55 +0000

I notice that you're wearing a Santa Claus outfit. Is there any particular reason for that?

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Post: 20993931_6 created on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:59:00 +0000
Posted: Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:59:00 +0000

when me hear saanta become grass meat, me was sad. Me look for him ebureewhere, but me no find him. Me was gonna ask saanta to f..f..ix my brother 9 after he dileev.v..er all gift to all gaian. But now, no saanta, no xmas, no gift @_@ So me gonna help saanta. me help saanta dileev..v..er gift to gaian, then when me find saanta, me can ask “me help you deleev..ver gift to gaia. pureesu, fix my brother 9 @D@//, pureesu.”

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Post: 20993931_7 created on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:59:51 +0000
Posted: Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:59:51 +0000

So you intend to take on the role of Santa Claus and distribute gifts?

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Post: 20993931_8 created on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:00:30 +0000
Posted: Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:00:30 +0000

me wanna help saanta. saanta now no can do xmas alon. So me help. Me help with my pora bear. me hope my many gaian f..f..furendo can help me help saanta too =D

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Post: 20993931_9 created on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:00:38 +0000
Posted: Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:00:38 +0000

Does this constitute an official apology from the Zurg? Has Mother taken responsibility for Santa's condition?

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Post: 20993931_10 created on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:01:28 +0000
Posted: Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:01:28 +0000

@_@ what aporoggie mean??? Mother no kno me help saanta. shhhhhhh pureesu.

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Post: 20993931_11 created on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:01:49 +0000
Posted: Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:01:49 +0000

Mother is unaware of your intentions? Do you believe Mother has other plans for how to run Xmas?

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Post: 20993931_12 created on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:02:54 +0000
Posted: Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:02:54 +0000

me no know what mother plan. Me just wanna help saanta so me can get my old brother 9 back. … brother 9 would trai save xmas if he was stil nice. brother 9 vary diff…ffe..rent now.