[NPC] alien_ufo_06
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- Posted: Mon, 11 Dec 2006 21:30:55 +0000
Exalted Mother,
I humble myself in apology, Mother. Through an unforeseen and probably unavoidable series of events, Plan 19 has failed. Though I do not consider myself personally responsible for the failure of this mission, I will accept full blame and culpability if it should please you.
What does the failure of Plan 19 mean for our organization? First of all, our failure to capture the Jolly One has put quite a hitch in our attempt to extract information about the festive customs of the Gaians. This failure also prevents us from properly scanning the mind and genetic code of the Jolly One, so his seemingly supernatural powers will, for the moment, remain mysterious to us. Secondly, and perhaps more worryingly, the accidental damage we caused to the Jolly One during the abduction attempt will surely win us no friends among the Gaian populace; we would be well advised to sweep this whole incident under the rug to whatever degree possible.
Luckily, the fact that the Jolly One sustained no external damage (and still looks exactly the same as before) will make his condition more difficult to notice. Hopefully, this fortunate fact will buy us some time to strategize.
Now if only we could find that cow...
With my sincerest apologies and fondest regards,
#6
I humble myself in apology, Mother. Through an unforeseen and probably unavoidable series of events, Plan 19 has failed. Though I do not consider myself personally responsible for the failure of this mission, I will accept full blame and culpability if it should please you.
What does the failure of Plan 19 mean for our organization? First of all, our failure to capture the Jolly One has put quite a hitch in our attempt to extract information about the festive customs of the Gaians. This failure also prevents us from properly scanning the mind and genetic code of the Jolly One, so his seemingly supernatural powers will, for the moment, remain mysterious to us. Secondly, and perhaps more worryingly, the accidental damage we caused to the Jolly One during the abduction attempt will surely win us no friends among the Gaian populace; we would be well advised to sweep this whole incident under the rug to whatever degree possible.
Luckily, the fact that the Jolly One sustained no external damage (and still looks exactly the same as before) will make his condition more difficult to notice. Hopefully, this fortunate fact will buy us some time to strategize.
Now if only we could find that cow...
With my sincerest apologies and fondest regards,
#6
