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October 6, 2006

A mysterious man, dressed in black and known only by his monicker 'Guy Fawkes Himself,' began handing out boquets of a pink flower wrapped in black paper to random Gaians. Known as a violet carson, this flower appears to be intended as a symbol of a grass roots movement to pressure Gaian Administrators into releasing a Guy Fawkes mask item that could be worn by users this Novemember 5th. One user questioned, "Guy Fawkes day isn't for another month. Why is Guy Fawkes messing with people on the sixth of October?"
October 8, 2006

Things continue to escalate as 'Guy Fawkes Himself' seems to be building an army. One man was quoted as saying, "I'm getting 36 barrels. For him." Other users are asking, "Are any of you helping out?" and chanting, "For the revolution." 'Guy Fawkes Himself' seems to be emulating English historical figure Guy Fawkes, who in 1605 was captured mere hours before has was due to detonate 36 barrels full of gunpowder located directly under the Brittish Parliment. Also, his wardrobe and use of the violet carson rose seems to be inspired by the graphic novel and subsequent motion picture known as "V for Vendetta."

One a lighter note, it seems that 'Guy Fawkes Himself' has opened up a flower shoppe in the Gaian marketplace.
October 9, 2006

'Guy Fawkes Himself' continues to attract followers from all over the Gaian globe. He released this statement just moments ago:

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My fellow citizens, you will not be harmed.

As Rome burned down, Nero played his fiddle as I will strum my lute when the flames reach Gaia this November. My time is already short and there is much to do. Within the hour I will be contacting all that have offered themselves as friends to me. There is still time.

The revolution is coming. Be ready!


Queen Elizabeth I, an opposer to the Guy Fawkes movement, had this to say:

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Guy Fawkes is a traitor to the crown! I want him captured as soon as possible. Him, and any caught with him will be punished. My father is not happy about this little revolution. Remember: He has ears everywhere. As do I. Watch your step, people and follow in the path of the true righteousness.


Also, I had the chance to speak to an expert on the graphic novel known as "V for Vendetta," a tome believe to be atleast partly responsable for inspiring the actions of 'Guy Fawkes Himself.' "The reason the writer chose to use Guy Fawkes was because of the basic principal of how by violence, you can achieve peace," she stated. "Unfortunatley Guy Fawkes isn't taught about in school....at least not yet."
October 10, 2006

Late last night words were exchanged between the terroist figurehead known as 'Guy Fawkes Himself' and his opposer Queen Elizabeth I. "Fawkes' wrote, "Sleep well princess, while you can. I assure you this is not 1605," an illusion to the Gunpowder Plot when Guy Fawkes and his 12 fellow conspirators failed in their attempts to blow up the King, Parliment and all its officials, and kidnapped the King's daughter Elizabeth. Elizabeth's rebutal was simple:"I think we will see who gets harmed. I assure you it will not be me."

'Fawkes' followers everywhere have been quick to condemn Elizabeth and have even made a point to tell her how much they dislike her.

'Guy Fawkes Himself' also release the following statement to his loyalists:

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It seems that we have to be more discreet in our correspondence. The officials at Gaia have taken offense to our open conversing and I have been reprimanded with a very stern warning. If only they know half of the story I would already be hanged. I am seeing more and more violet carsons out there, which means we are doing something right. I have noticed that many of you have yet to bare yours. If you do, you will soon find yourself featured in my profile.

If you see someone with this exquisite pink beauty wrapped in black paper, rest assured that they are a friend of the revolution.

Finally, in the days before this November, please take a moment to really think: who really blew up the Gambino mansion and whose effigy shall we burn this year? This November fifth there will be fire. This, Elizabeth, I assure.

The revolution is coming. Be ready!


And finally, humor seems to be at a high in the 'Fawkes' camp as two users claim to have been fishing with the head terrorist himself after finding out that Elizabeth apparantly :hearts: fish.
October 11, 2006

Confussion arrises in the 'Guy Fawkes Himself' story. Several Gaians dressed in a similiar fashion as the terrorist mastermind are claiming to be the original V. One loyal 'Fawkes" follower asked simply, "Even if you were the original, where's your effort to get the mask on Gaia? And where's your army?" Another loyalist then began singing the Belinda Carlisle song "I Touch Myself," for no apparant reason.

And from another loyalist we have the following statement:

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For everyone who didn't get a flower, send a PM to Guy Fawkes Himself and include the codeword: treason. He will then send you a flower and a letter explaining this and a few other things.
October 12, 2006

Buzz continues over 'Guy Fawkes Himself' and his growing army of loyalists. We now know that 'Fawkes' is in fact filling his home with oak barrels, 27 at last count. It can only be assumed that he and his followers are filling these barrels with gunpowder or some other explosive substance, as per the famous Gunpowder Plot of 1605. "The 1812 War Overture" blares from his home, leaving people wondering why his neighbors have not complained. Also, this report is beginning to wonder, where exactly has Elizabeth been these past few days?
October 13, 2006

The 'Guy Fawkes Himself' movement continues to gain steam in Elizabeth's abscence. When asked of her role in the revolution, a loyalist answered, "Im just sitting and waiting." The revolution's figurehead, a mysterious man dressed in black and known only by his monicker 'Guy Fawkes Himself,' released the following statement late last night:

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Walking down the streets of Gaia must be like wading through a sea of violet carsons. I know that many of you are eager to learn what exactly will happen on this November 5th, but you must realize that it is unsafe for me to give away too many details. This is what I can tell you: there will be many Gaians dressed striking similar to myself, and I ask that you do the same. There will be fire. The will be treason. And there will be payback. This is not 1605, Elizabeth. And there are way more than 13 of us.


And finally, many of the 'Faukes" followers have recently become smitten with this peice of artwork. This reporter does not know art, but she knows what she likes. And this put a smile on my face!

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10-17-06

Anger and hatred fills the streets of Gaia after Elizabeth vows to raise taxes due to the overwhelming amount of her citizens that have chosen to align themselves with known terrorist 'Guy Fawkes Himself.'

"Because you people are disobeying me, then I am raising the taxes," Elizabeth wrote in her address. "Everyone is now being charged half of their income to go to ME. I'm Queen and I can do it! Besides...I need new dresses. Any one who does not pay WILL be punished! Daddy loves me and so he would do it!"

Shouts of "You shall never win!" can be heard even now outside the gates of the royal palace. One well spoken 'Fawkes' loyalist had this to say outside the castle gates: "Your words send insult to my Significant, and to Us, the Common that so make up your realm. Do you see the point of your outnumbered state? The Crown cannot always do your will"
10-19-06

Late last night revolutionary leader 'Guy Fawkes Himself' released the following statement to his outraged legions of followers after Elizabeth promised a hefty tax hike to support her growing wardrobe:

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Taxes taxes taxes... A true politician, I see. I think a better expence than fashion would be to raise yourself an army to protect you from the wrath of your people!

Dresses burn, Elizabeth, and so shall you.


The 'Guy Fawkes Himself' sightings seem to be getting more perculiar. Apparantly he was seen at Wal-mart by one follower, helped another bake brownies, and was playing slots at a place called "Guy Fawkes' Vegas!"
10-20-06

More news on the 'Guy Fawkes Himself' front. Just moments ago, he release a new message to his followers. Amongst other things, he stated that, "all 36 barrels needed are filled to the brim with gunpowder and ready to be dispatched." He also released the following itinerary:

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It pleases me so to finally be able to announce much of what will be happening in the days leading up to this November 5th. The first bit of business will happen on October 30th, when the avitar arena will filled with clones of 'V' from "V for Vendetta," the inspiration for my own fashion. To learn how to dress like 'V,' follow this link. Next, at the stroke of Midnight as the fourth turns into the fifth, an official Bonfire Night thread will be opened. There will be prizes (including atleast four recent donation letters), effigy burnings, a bumping contest, and you will have a front row seat for all the treasonous activities.

Come morning, you are welcome to meet me at my home for a lovely pancake breakfast at 11 am EST (thats 10 Cental, 9 Mountain, and 8 Paciffic). Finally, at 9 pm EST (8 Central, 7 Mountain, and 6 Paciffic) the real action begins as we will in great number, and dressed as 'V,' march upon Gaia towns. And, of course, end Elizabeth's reign of terror on the Gaian republic.


And finally, I am pleased to show you this peice of artwork done by a very special boy.

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Little Renki Ichimura drew this picture of a Dr. Phil effigy burning in a bonfire under a full moon. The Dr. Phil effigy is, for some reason, holding a plate of burning pancakes. Even terrorist 'Guy Fawkes Himself' was moved by this peice, as he has now added Dr. Phil to his notorious enemies list.
10-24-06

'Guy Fawkes Himself' release another statement last night in which he asked people to RSVP for his treasonous events and made a stunning threat to our beloved Dr. Phil:

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As our time draws near, we must plan for the fifth. I have started an Official Guy Fawkes Bonfire Night celebration thread where I ask you to please RSVP. And as for you, Dr. Phil, you will soon figure out the diagnosis.


Dr. Phil later appeared and expressed his own threats towards 'Fawkes':


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Guy Fawkes, are you one of the millions of viewers who needs beaten bloody by me, Dr. Phil. My first guest will be this baseball bat which I will welcome to your face over and over again. There's as expresion where I come from, "it's medication time." Guy Fawkes, come and get your medicine!


He then went as far as to threaten one of 'Fawkes's closest followers. It has also been rumored that Elizabeth has recently began receive treatment from Dr. Phil to help her work through 'this whole revolt thing.'
'Guy Fawkes Himself' and Dr. Phil are at it again. It seems that Dr. Phil has been barred from 'Fawkes's Pancake Brunch next sunday because, acording to 'Fawkes,' "no supply train I could possibly rob could provide enough food for Dr. Phil."

It has also been reported that "Fawke's followers are flocking in mass to the avitar arena in fully regalia in hopes that the arena will be saturated with their kind next week.
11-03-2006

More kinlin for the fire, Elizabeth has now declared a curfew on her kingdom in an attempt to stiffle the revolt led by freedom fighter 'Guy Fawkes Himself.' Not only will violaters be arrested, Elizabeth claimed that anyone wearing the orginizations trademark black uniforms will be shot on sight.

On the other side of things, 'Fawkes' followers have done a whammy on the avitar arena after many entered fully grabed in their uniforms. It left one Gaian wondering, "Another one. What's with the avis that looks
exactly the same?"
11-5-2006

This just in!

Dr. Phil has been found dead in his home, apparantly due to pancake related injuries. His body was found in his living room, lying near him was a plate of pancakes, a red coffee mug, his pretty wig, and a violet carson rose wrapped in black paper. Officials are baffled.
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