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[align=center][size=18][b][color=blue]The Begining of ARG[/color][/b][/size][/align] [u][b]The Begining[/b][/u] [color=darkblue]Remember back to the events that occurred on April 1st 2005, "Tower Day". That was the day that the massive tower built by Johnny K. Gambino came crumbling down onto his political enemies, the Von Helson Sisters. Both Gambino and his son Gino were presumed dead, the fall they took was too great. Time soon revealed that Gino had survived the Tower and washed up on to the shores of Isle De Gambino to be discovered by the young and beautiful Sasha. As time grew, so did their love for each other and after Gino came back from the destruction of the Gambino Mansion on Isle De Gambino for the second time he came back as the Masque and possessed superhuman powers. Gino revealed his identity and feelings for Sasha, much to the disappointment of Ian whose love for Sasha goes back to his childhood, and she returned them. Then came the Trial of Ian, where he was found innocent of arson by the users of Gaia. Upon Ian's release at the Trial, he was shot and remained in Critical Condition for months, Sasha by his side. Gino became jealous and when Ian was released from the hospital, still very weak, Gino challenged him to a duel for his honor. It was then they stood at the Barton Cliffs to start a duel to their deaths. As Gino was about to throw the first punch, LabtechX got in his way and stabbed him with a syringe of something. Gino and LabtechX soon fell off the cliffs. A great light emitted from Gino that covered all of Gaia.[/color] [color=green]"Mike! What's happening everything has gone white! Mike?" "Ahh! I have no idea, she's going crazy! We're going to crash!" "Radio in! Radio in! I don't want to die yet!" [/color] [color=darkblue]The helicopter soon disappeared into the great white light and Cindy could no longer see anything but pure white. She called out to Mike over and over, but nothing came out of her mouth. She couldn't tell if her eyes were opened or closed, or if she was even standing on anything. Cindy was in a state of limbo. She could not tell if time passed, all she knew was that everything was disappearing. It would be soon enough that she'd realize everything she'd grown up to love would shortly change.[/color] [color=red][b]CRACK![/b][/color] [color=darkblue]The doors of the helicopter flung off.[/color] [color=red][b]CRUMBLE![/b] [/color][color=darkblue]Went numerous pieces of debris. She was awake, or was she? Her eyes were open, but she could still only see the white. Her senses were in a state of shock. Cindy cautiously felt around the area, trying to figure out where she was. With each step she heard numerous crackling noises.[/color][color=green] [i]"Not a good sign"[/i] [/color][color=darkblue]she thought.[/color] [i][color=green]"Certainly those must be the electronic panels of the helicopter. We must've crashed..." [/color][/i][color=darkblue]And that's when the thought occurred to her. "We".[/color] [color=green]"MIKE! MIKE! Are you ok? Where are you!?"[/color] [color=darkblue]At that moment, Cindy's eyes started to finally open. She rubbed her eyes a couple of times...And seemingly with each rub a part of her vision came back. As the helicopter around her became more visible she could soon see a blurry figure in a twisted position. It seemed to be a large grotesque creature with devilish horns, and a rather large pot belly. Cindy, a little shocked fell over and just started at the creature.[/color] [color=green]"M-m-m-mike?" "Yes princess?" "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?" "Dude, I don�t know. One moment I was in the chair...the next thing I know, I was flipped over in the chair like a lopsided pancake." "Wait... what?"[/color] [color=darkblue]Cindy rubbed her eyes one final time before everything became clear. As it turns out the grotesque figure was just Mike, stuck in a very awkward position in the pilot chair.[/color] [color=green]"Yeah, and this seatbelt isn't doing me any freakin' justice." [/color][color=darkblue]Mike's legs were sticking up in the air, mistaken for the beast�s horns. The beaten up pilot's chair was the body of this creature while Mike's arms stuck out to the sides. Cindy had been looking at the pilot chair from the back so she had only seen the dark shadow of this strange scene. She ran around to find Mike's head jammed in underneath the control panel and his seatbelt all twisted up around him. [/color] [color=green]"MIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"[/color] [color=darkblue]Cindy yelled as she saw Mike blindly pulling at the helicopters various wires and controls.[/color] [color=green]"I'm trying to fix the helicopter!" "You're not in any position to fix the helicopter, now get out of there!" "Well could you at least unbuckle me? I can't reach it!"[/color] [color=darkblue]Cindy quickly unbuckled the awkwardly positioned Mike and helped him out from underneat the control panel. [/color] [color=green]"Alright now time to fix this baby!" [/color][color=darkblue]Mike went to grab a fashlight from underneath a pile of twisted metal when Cindy grabbed his arm.[/color] [color=green]"Mike, this thing is on fire. We are both getting out!" "But, but it's my baby!"[/color] [color=darkblue]Mike whined to her.[/color] [color=green]"WE ARE LEAVING THIS HELICOPTER ALIVE AND UNSINGED OR ELSE!" [/color][color=darkblue]Cindy gave him a stern look and they both jumped out from the badly damaged, cooking wreck of the helicopter. As they stumbled away from the wreak, a young girl with purple hair approached them. She was only wearing what seemed to be a Jade Peasant Dress. [/color] [color=green]"HEY j00 GUYZES!"[/color] [color=darkblue]She blurted out with a grin on her face.[/color] [color=green]"Uh...�[/color] [color=darkblue]They said in unison, only staring at her.[/color] [color=green]"i sea ur plain is on FIYAH! i'll put it OT!" [/color][color=darkblue]She obnoxiously screamed and a raincloud pouring heavy amounts of water amassed above the Helicopter putting it out. [/color] [color=green]"Uhh...�[/color] [color=darkblue]they again both stared at her.[/color] [color=green]"Hey! Do you think you could fix it?" [/color][color=darkblue]Mike said to her looking at the helicopter, but she had already run up to a scantily clad male offering himself up for gold. She slapped a pair of handcuffs on him and started to drag him away.[/color] [color=green]"i'm takin' j00 dow 2 the GAYA PO-LICE!"[/color] [color=darkblue]She shouted. Cindy and Mike again, could only stare. [/color] [color=green]"Mike, I don't think we're in Gaia anymore."[/color]

[align=center][size=18][b][color=blue]The ARG Encyclopedia of the Ages[/color][/b][/size][/align] The ARG Encyclopedia of the Ages is the one of the oldest texts you can find in Alternate Reality Gaia. It is constantly being updated for anyone from this Gaia as more is releaved. Please make sure to look it up after every update. You never know what goodies we may let slip as to future plot updates. [color=red][u][b]Misc Information:[/b][/u][/color] 1. [b]God Modding[/b] - Power fully used by newbies, oldbies, and everyone in between on the AR Gaia daily basis. (Note: This description will be edited with more details later on. For now, that's all you need to know. ;3 ) [b]Special note: Not legal in the world of real Gaia.[/b] 2. [b]GAYA PO-LICE[/b] (Literally means Gaia Police) - AR Gaia's police (Note: This description will be edited with more details later on. For now, that's all you need to know. ;3 ) 3. [b]The Gaian Laws of Physics[/b] (as written by user #ADUNDUNDUNDUNDUMMIE ): -> On random occasions, things WILL fall up. (This usually only pertains to large buildings the Bambini family has made.) -> What's thrown up, will stay up. (ew) -> Bumping makes the world go down. Seriously. -> Right is left, and left is right. That [b]IS[/b] the final law. 4. [b][There is no entry number 4][/b] 5. [b]Kanny[/b]: The alternate reality Gaia version of the grunny. Basically, a kanny is a chubby blue gopher only equippable on the rear of an AR avatar. And no, its not doing [i]that[/i] you pervert. Special note: Kannys were first talked about on page 3. They have just recently entered the storyline. 6. [b]Red Rabbit[/b]:AR's most popular energy drink. And yes, it is a parody of grunnys AND Red Bull. Special note: Red Rabbit was first talked about on page 8. Just recently added to the storyline. 7. [b]_______[/b]: A mysterious evil unamed force. It is [b]so evil[/b] that it doesn't even have a [u]name[/u]. 8. [b]Old Man Pogan's Steakhouse Show[/b]: A popular AR Gaia television show featuring the loveable pig slaughterhouse scholar Pogan. Pogan teaches directly from his job, LIVE, the importance of learning to Gaian children. In chapter 2, he reveals the rest of the Gaian Laws of Physics. (See Old Man Pogan for more information). 9. [b]Emo Emus[/b]: What can result to a Gaian that takes one too many a dimensional hop between the AR reality and the real reality of Gaia. An emo emu is basically what it is...A saddened emu, often found sporting a pair of emo glasses. Some of these emus can be gentle sad in nature, while others can be angry at the world with their bitter tears of pixelated angst. They are the Alternate Reality Gaia Drama Llamas. [b]Special note: First mentioned on page 25 of thread. They have yet to appear in the story line.[/b] [color=red][u][b]Characters[/b][/u][/color] [b]Cindy Donnovinh[/b]- A NPC from the world of Real Gaia. She has been somehow sucked into the world of AR with her camera man, Mike. She's sweet, classy but incredibly naive of the AR world. Will she manage to survive the twisted perils of the AR world? [b]Camera Man Mike[/b]- Heeeey its Mike. Not much is known about this real Gaia NPC, except that he's a co-worker of the ever famous npc Cindy Donnovinh. Oh, and he has an unnatural love for helicopters [b]Bambini[/b]- Used to be known as the ruling family of AR Gaia..That was, until their building got lost in gravitional orbit. (See rule number 1 of The Gaian Laws of Physics) Counterpart= Gambino [b]Aon Hellzons[/b]- [Nothing Yet Known] Conterpart= Von Hellsons [b]Old Man Pogan[/b]- Just your resident pork slaughterhouse scholar. He smells very strongly of pork, has very bad dental records but overall is a very intelligent and informative fellow. He is the host of 'Old Man Pogan's Steakhouse Show.' Note worthy fact: In chapter 2, he reveals the rest of the Gaian Laws of Physics. Also, he doesn't teach the importance of brushing your teeth. Don't get rotten teeth like he does kids, brush your damn teeth. Counterpart= Logan [b]Miriam[/b]- Devoted butler of the mysterious individual known as "Madame" in Eekea. He is a very proper fellow that tends to carry himself in a very upperclass fashion. However, he seems to not have much luck when it comes to programming robots; most of his robots end up crashing into walls, statues, and miscellanous other objects as a result of their faulty programming. It also should be noted that he has a strange fascination with the kid's tv program "Old Man Pogan's Steakhouse Show". Counterpart = Liam [b]Madame[/b]- Mysterious owner of the Eekea Mansion. She is a woman of few words- the only thing she has done thus far is gesture to Miriam when its time for him to "get abused". I wonder who this is refencing to... Counterpart = ? [b]Potato Throwing Hoarde[/b]- Devoted followers of Gina Bambini. For whatever reason, they believe their beloved Gina has been captured by an owner of a mansion in Purrem. Sadly, they make the same directional mistake as our heroes and end up going to the wrong mansion. They must've not watched Old Man Pogan's Steakhouse Show when they were little. Shame shame. On an upside, Madame got some mashed potatos for dinner as a result of their potato throwing fest. Counterpart = ? [b]Potato Hoarde Leader[/b]- He seems aloof a lot to many at first sight..That is, until he opens his mouth. He's very social and a dedicated fanboy to the lovely TV headed girl Gina Bambini. As can be seen from his title, he also leads the group known as the Potato Hoarde. These fellows throw their potatos in support of the number one girl in their lives, Gina Bambini. Counter part = ?

[align=center][color=blue][size=18][b]LAWLZ! ART! And other fan products.[/b][/size][/color][/align] Guess what? A few of our fans have sent us some art, that is very very pretty. If you want to take a look at it, here it is. Be encouraged to join, and make us art. Draw. DRAW DRAW. :ninja: [url=http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/3872/pog8my.png]Old Man Pogan (Dankin)[/url] [url=http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/9160/arg00011wi.png]Miriam (Dankin)[/url] [url=http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/348/arg00029fp.png]Madame (Dankin)[/url] [url=http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/5117/arg00038fy.png]The Potato Hoarde (Dankin)[/url] [url=http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/25/arg00044yz.png]Bonus Comic! (Dankin)[/url] [url=http://i4.tinypic.com/15s2dqs.jpg]Kanny Edit (Edmond Dantes)[/url]

[align=center][color=blue][size=18][b]Past Chapters[/b][/size][/color][/align] This is where the past ones go, scroll down here to read them! In order of oldest to newest for easier reading. [u][b]Chapter 1[/b]: The Tower of Bambino[/u] [color=darkblue]Cindy and Mike were incredibly confused on what was going on. This place looked so much like what they were used to, but it was so different at the same time. It was full of chaos. Everywhere they turned someone was spontaneously lighting something of fire or yelling out obscenities every chance they got. They had entered into what seemed like Barton town, although seemed to be curiously dubbed "God-modding Town" by many of the inhabitants. When looking north of Barton Town, Mike and Cindy could see what appeared to be the "Tower of Gambino" still towering over Gaia. [/color] [color=green]"It's like we've gone back in time to 2005, but everyone is obnoxiously stupid", [/color][color=darkblue]Cindy whispered to Mike as they were walking through Barton Town.[/color] [color=green]"And no one seems to know anything about this light, it's as if it never happened here"[/color] [color=darkblue]Mike responded, stepping out of the way when a crazy god-modder ran by to attack his enemy with a spork.[/color] [color=green]"What is up with these people!" [/color][color=darkblue]Cindy squeaked and stepped closer to Mike. No sooner had they turned north up the next street had the tower started to raise in the air. [/color] [color=green]"OMG! WTFHAX!"[/color] [color=darkblue]Someone yelled and ran past them screaming.[/color] [color=green]"It's E-CORP! THE TAX COLLECTERS NO!"[/color] [color=darkblue]Another one yelled.[/color] [color=green]"What the hell is going on here!?"[/color] [color=darkblue]Mike shouted out.[/color] [color=darkblue]Suddenly everyone stopped screaming and stood still looking at Mike and Cindy. They looked back at the population of Barton Town quizzically, obviously extremely confused.[/color] [color=green]"Seems like someone needs a lesson in Gaia Physics!"[/color] [color=darkblue]One of them shouted out and they all grabbed pimp canes from out of nowhere. [/color] [color=green]"Hit it!"[/color] [color=darkblue]Another one yelled and some of the other populace pulled out instruments such as guitars and drums. Simultaneously they started bashing on their instruments hoping to make a rhythm. [/color] [color=red][b]DRUM DRUM DRUM TUBA TUBA TUBA BANG TIKI TANG TANG KANNY-MON! GUITAR GUITAR GUITAR FLUTE FLUTE FLUTEY A TOOT TOOT TOOT BANG! SCRATCH! SMASH![/b][/color] [color=darkblue]Mike and Cindy looked at each other with frightened expressions. [/color] [color=green]"When you want to know why things go up! Consult the Gaia Rules of Physics!"[/color] [color=darkblue]One person tried to sing, but instead sounded like a dying chicken. [/color] [color=green]"Wait, don't you mean ToS?"[/color] [color=darkblue]Someone shouted.[/color] [color=green]"NO, NO NO!"[/color] [color=darkblue]The crowed roared.[/color] [color=green]"What's a ToS?" [/color][color=darkblue]A few responded.[/color] [color=darkblue]And out of the crowed hurried an old man with a long bearded who smelled slightly of pork. The "Music" got a bit softer, although still couldn�t manage a rhythm.[/color] [color=green]"I am Old Man Pig Slaughterhouse scholar Pogan! And I am here to teach you about the Gaia laws of physics!" [/color] [color=darkblue]The crowed, trying to set a calming mood oooed and aaahed, but ended up sounding like a crowed of frightened ghosts. Cindy plugged up her ears and Mike started tapping his foot to the non existent beat. Old man Pogan made a happy snorting noise- steam rising out of his nose like if it was a hot spring. He gave a large grin, revealing his teeth that definitely needed to see a dentist; it would make an orthodontist cry. Clearing his throat, Pogan began is a very bad sing-song voice.[/color] [color=green]"It is as written by user #ADUNDUNDUNDUNDUMMIE!"[/color] [color=darkblue]Cindy's eyes widened and Mike broke into the 'song'.[/color] [color=green]"But how can that be a number, it's letters!"[/color] [color=green]"Don't you know about the Gaia number system?"[/color] [color=darkblue]Pogan said.[/color] [color=green]"I Do!"[/color] [color=darkblue]Many users from the crowed shouted out.[/color] [color=green]"I'm number ABCIFAILED!" "I'm number ICAN'TSPELL!" "And I'm number ICAN!" "OOOOOH! Oldbie!" [/color][color=darkblue]Many users in the crowed said in responses to the last number. Old man Pogan continued without answering Mike's question; the banging still going on in the background.[/color] [color=green]"Well, the Gaia laws of physics start out with rule number 1!"[/color] [color=darkblue]A user handed Pogan a large book and he recited,[/color] [color=green]"On random occasions, things WILL fall up. This usually only pertains to large buildings the Bambini family has made", [/color][color=darkblue]accenting the will.[/color] [color=green]"In this case, Bambini didn't pay his taxes! And now E-CORP has made his building fall up!"[/color] [color=darkblue]Everyone did a little dance of their own making, some singing out tunes to go along with it. Each one was in their own blissful world.[/color] [color=green]"Rule number 2!"[/color] [color=darkblue]Pogan shouted out, his voice cracking a little.[/color] [color=green]"What's thrown up, will stay up!"[/color] [color=darkblue]A few users shouted out[/color][color=green] "EEEWWW!"[/color] [color=green]"Well it's true!"[/color] [color=darkblue]Pogan shouted back.[/color] [color=green]"Just two more rules to-" "HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT THE TOWER! IT'S ALMOST DONE FALLING UP!" [/color][color=darkblue]A user rudely interrupted the song. The banging stopped. The singing stopped. The dancing stopped and everyone looked on as the Bambini tower disappeared above the clouds.[/color] [color=green]"GUESS WHAT! THE AON HELLZON SISTERS ARE ABOUT TO MAKE AN ANNOUCEMENT IN DUREM!" [/color][color=darkblue]Another user shouted. The crowed abandoned their instruments and pimp canes and like a heard of wild bulls ran in the opposite direction of where Cindy and Mike thought Durem was. Both looked at each other confused and went in the direction Durem was really supposed to be.[/color] [color=green]"Mike, we need to bring the camera."[/color] [b][align=center]-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/align][/b] [color=darkblue]Meanwhile, in the dephs of another interndimensional corner sat our really odd heroes. Or are they heroes? One would debate they are not heroes, but bystanders. Wallflowers. People that dont' generally do much to attract the public eye.Anyway, to avoid going on a meaningless tangent, let's get to the story. There in a rather run down cubicle sat two individuals.They looked just like any other individual would, except that they had the letters "AR" engraved into the back of their upper clothing. Which in this case consisted of one wearing the AR on the back of his suit and the other on the back on his imported silk shirt.There a very tired looking person sat typing away into his laptop. He seemed to look rather focused into his work. And there, at a desk next to the man in the suit sat the utterly exhausted Canzer. Canzer looked more exhausted than the man next to him. Canzer's head drifted from side to side in an almost hypnotic state- drifting back and forth like the pendulum of a hypnotist. Canzer's vision was getting blurry to the point he could no longer see the paper he was writing on. [/color] [b][color=red]WHAM![/color][/b] [color=darkblue]The man in the suit calmly looked towards the direction where the noise had come from. There sat Canzer, in his chair..Fast asleep. His head had smacked down onto the table he was writing on. He looked alright though- fast asleep with a happy expression on his face. The man in the suit, also commonly known as Dr0cke, wondered for a moment if he was alright..but that was just a fleeting thought. This happened every night.[/color] [color=red][b]Moral of the story:[/b] There are some things in both worlds that just are the same.[/color] [u][b]Chapter 2:[/b] Meet the Butler![/u] [color=green]"You know, this place looks suspiciously like Aekea,"[/color][color=darkblue] Cindy said as the two travelers crossed a bridge on their way to what they thought was Durem. Upon arriving at the grand Iron gates to Aekea they noticed a sign. It simply stated 'The Town of Eekea' in fancy gold lettering... Mike had salvaged a small video camera from the wreck of the Helicopter and used it to film the sights they saw. Eekea as this place was called was a grand sight to see. Although built completely out of metals it held a very Victorian feel to it. The whole 'Town' was full of small metal homes and shops which surrounded a structure bigger than the Arena in Barton Town. It was a glorious Metal Mansion that shimmered in the setting sunlight.[/color][color=green] "Well it is getting dark, we may as well see if there is anywhere we can sleep for the night,"[/color][color=darkblue] Cindy stated.[/color][color=green] "Hell no. We're getting to that announcement thing by whoever those people are and I'm getting a raise!" "Mike, you idiot. Our chopper is in no condition to report, we don't even know if you're camcorder still works and I'm getting cold. Even reporters need to know when to call it a night. And you're no reporter, I am." "But come on, I mean. This world is absolutely shitacuraly wondrous! We could make big bucks if we get it on video!"[/color][color=darkblue] Mike's eyes lit up, as Cindy dragged him into town. Upon further inspection of this Town, it seemed as if the only structure that was actually accessible was the large mansion in the middle of the town, with no other choice Cindy and Mike made their way up to the front door.[/color][color=green] "OOOOoO THIS IS SO INTERESTING. A BUILDING WITH A RED BUTTON ON IT."[/color][color=darkblue] Mike taunted Cindy.[/color][color=green] "SHUT UP MIKE."[/color][color=darkblue] Cindy sternly said rubbing her head.[/color][color=green] "It's a red button, we should really be careful about pre-"[/color][color=darkblue] Mike had already pressed it.[/color][color=green] "MIKE YOU IDIOT! WHY DID YOU PRESS IT?" [/color][color=darkblue]The ground underneath them started to rumble and Cindy grabbed Mike by the shoulders and started to shake him violently.[/color][color=green] "WE’RE GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF YOU NOW!"[/color][color=darkblue] She yelled.[/color][color=green] "B-b-b-ut Pr-i-i-nnncess!" "WHAT!?" "Th-the doooorr-rr."[/color][color=darkblue] The rumbling stopped as the golden doors flung open. Cindy released her death grip on Mike, and there in the doorway stood a rather muscular blonde haired man dressed in a very formal black suit. He had a funny looking moustache which moved from side to side as he spoke,[/color][color=green] "Welcome to Eekea travelers. I am Miriam and how may I be of service to you?"[/color][color=darkblue] The man adjusted his monocle while awaiting a response. Cindy gave Mike a little nudge,[/color][color=green] "Does that remind you of someone who works in Aekea?"[/color][color=darkblue] Mike responded with slight nod of his head, stunned at the resemblance. [/color][color=green] "If you have no business with myself or the Madame I must tell you to leave." "Oh yes! We actually have a question or two,"[/color][color=darkblue] Cindy spoke up not wanting to miss the chance to get inside.[/color][color=green] "We were wondering if there was a place we could stay the night, we seem to have gotten lost on our way to the Aon Hellzon's speech." "Oh then, well come in! I have those two very attractive women on the television right now; they seem to have just gotten around to starting their speech."[/color][color=darkblue] Cindy and Mike lost the small smiles on their faces,[/color][color=green] "Oh what are you two pouting about, and they’ll be rambling on for the next three days. They haven't even gotten past the introductions."[/color][color=darkblue] Miriam stepped aside to let Cindy and Mike inside. It was just as it was outside; everything was made of glittering metal. There was a grand spiraling staircase taking up much of the entry way, but Miriam led them to a side room with a few metal couches and a TV set which seemed to be showing a large crowd of people. The volume was too low to hear anything.[/color][color=green] "Would you two like anything to drink, some tea perhaps?" "Oh yeah, that would be awesome dude!"[/color][color=darkblue] Mike said a little too loudly. Cindy gave a nervous smile and Miriam pressed a button on the wall. [/color] [color=green]"SIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR! THERE'S AN ERRRRORRRRRRR IN YOUR TEA!"[/color][color=darkblue] A malfunctioning robot blurted out speeding into the room with three cups of tea. It swiftly ran into the wall multiple times, shattering the teacups and making a complete mess. Cindy looked wide eyed at the robot as it continued to attempt to tackle the wall.[/color][color=green] "Oh dear, not again,"[/color][color=darkblue] Miriam shook his head and pressed another button on the wall.[/color][color=green]"I'm terribly sorry, but that seems to be happening more and more around here."[/color][color=darkblue] Another robot entered the room and turned the around the malfunctioning robot so that it sped out of the room. This new robot quickly cleaned up the broken teacups and also turned to leave the room.[/color][color=green] "LOOOOOK FOR THE SIGNSSSS! LOOK AT THEM!"[/color][color=darkblue] The robot screeched as it exited the room. Miriam said something to himself before sitting down on a metal chair. [/color] [color=green]"How did you two get all the way out here if you were going to Purrrem?"[/color][color=darkblue] Mike was about to let out a loud meow to joke on the name, but Cindy inconspicuously elbowed him in the side.[/color] [color=green]"Well we went left out of Barton Town and we ended up here somehow. Everyone went the other way, but we figured they were just insane seeing as they broke out in song."[/color] [color=darkblue]Miriam looked at them for a second, his eyes widened.[/color] [color=green]"You're telling me you met Old Man Pogan?" [/color] [color=darkblue]Mike returned the wide eyed expression.[/color] [color=green]"MAYBE WE DID!"[/color] [color=green]"ORLY?"[/color] [color=darkblue]Miriam yelled.[/color] [color=green]"YARLY!"[/color] [color=darkblue]Mike yelled back.[/color] [color=darkblue]Miriam jumped out of his seat and squealed like any good fan boy should.[/color] [color=green]"OH MY GOSH HE'S ON THE TELEVISION RIGHT NOW! WE'RE WATCHING IT!"[/color] [color=darkblue]Cindy now dawned an honestly frightened face as she saw this very professional man skip to the TV and turn on what seemed to be a children’s television show. He turned up the volume to an extremely high level and bounced his way back to the metal chair and sat down, smiling and moving his head side to side. The introduction to the show was just ending as the children singing a song about steak faded off into the background. On the screen appeared Old Man Pogan. He was holding a rather large butcher's knife and was standing in what seemed to be a meat locker. [/color] [color=green]"Hey kids! Today we're learning about The Gaian Laws of Physics since I ran into some people who didn't know them today! It makes me wonder how many people don't know so I thought I'd educate you guys right now!"[/color] [color=darkblue]The kid’s voices oooed and aaahed and Old Man Pogan began his singing again. Mike and Cindy were more focused on Miriam, who was happily singing and dancing along as a robot went through the room and into another screaming.[/color] [color=green]"SSSIIIRRRRRR ARE YOU OF FIREEE?"[/color] [color=darkblue]Mike smirked,[/color] [color=green]"So robots really do malfunction around here too, I suppose some things stay the-" "Oh shut up." "Yes Princess."[/color] [color=darkblue]They started to focus in on 'The Old Man Pogan Steakhouse Show' again as he reached the rules he hadn't yet covered.[/color] [color=green]"Bump bump bumping makes the world go down!"[/color] [color=darkblue]Pogan sang in the most horrendous voice possible. Miriam was still dancing away, as happy as ever,[/color] [color=green]"And Right is left, and left is right. That [b]IS[/b] the final law! Why is that kiddies?"[/color] [color=darkblue]The kids giggled back,[/color] [color=green]"LAWLZ, THE INTERNET!" [/color][color=darkblue]Old Man Pogan chopped a huge piece of meat in half with the last words and giggled like a schoolgirl.[/color] [color=green]"Uuuh..."[/color] [color=darkblue]Cindy stated, seeing as the action was quite distasteful for a children's show. [/color] [color=green]"Would you like to sing along?" [/color][color=darkblue]Pogan asked. Miriam squealed.[/color] [color=green]"Oh yes! This is the best part!"[/color] [color=darkblue]Miriam motioned for Cindy and Mike to stand up and dance with him, but they seemed to be glued to the couch. As Pogan was starting his song again, something disrupted the happy threesome.[/color] [b][color=red]SPLAT BOOOOOO[/color][/b] [color=green]"Give us Gina!" [/color][color=darkblue]A crowed outside shouted. They were chanting for an individual named 'Gina'.[/color] [color=green]"LET GO OF GINA!" "I WANT TO SEE HER BOOBS!" "YOU MEAN HAGS, LET HER GO!"[/color] [color=darkblue]Miriam sighed as Cindy rubbed her temples. This was almost as bad as earlier.[/color] [b][color=red]CRASH.[/color][/b] [color=darkblue]Something flew through the window and Miriam caught it with ease. It appeared to be a Potato, with a message etched in it. It was too sloppy to read without the aid of the person who wrote it. Miriam poked his head through the broken window and waved to the crowd of 20-30 individuals below. They were holding up large signs and aiming for another round of potato throwing. [/color] [color=green]"Excuse me loud and angry mob of people!"[/color] [color=darkblue]Miriam shouted,[/color] [color=green]"It appears you have the wrong Mansion, you're looking for the Purrrem one."[/color] [color=darkblue]The crowed went silent. It was a few moments before someone spoke up.[/color] [color=green]"Terribly sorry chap, we'll just leave these potatoes here and be on our ways then."[/color] [color=darkblue]The group dropped their ammo in a pile and went off in the direction of Purrrem. Mike looked down and the potatoes and licked his lips. [/color] [color=green]"Those actually look really yummy!" "Ah yes, we'll be having them for dinner tonight, the Madame loves mashed potatoes."[/color] [color=darkblue]Miriam said as he pushed a button, the expected robot came to the room and surprisingly stopped waiting for directions.[/color] [color=green]"Ah good, one of the few working ones! Please gather the potatoes outside and start peeling them up in the kitchen."[/color] [color=darkblue]The robot seemed to take the orders well until it started to sing.[/color] [color=green]"DECK THE HALLS WITH BELLS OF HOLLY, FALAlalala...[size=9]lalala[/size][size=7]la[/size]..." [/color][color=darkblue]The robots voice soon disappeared as it plummeted down a laundry shoot somewhere in the house. [/color] [color=red][b]SNAP[/b][/color] [color=darkblue]The three looked to where the sound came from; a very delicate looking fan had appeared in the doorway. The person holding it could not be seen, but Miriam looked to it. He straightened out his suit and gave a short bow to Mike and Cindy.[/color] [color=green]"The Madame wishes to abuse me now, please make yourselves at home. I'll be back with you later,"[/color] [color=darkblue]He swiftly left the room following the fan out the door. It was silent for a few moments. They didn't need to say any words, instead just slipped out of the mansion. [/color] [color=green]"Cindy, what about these potatoes, we can't just let them sit here!" "Yes we can Mike, now let's go catch up with that mob of people, we can follow them to Purrrem." [/color] [color=darkblue]Mike ignored Cindy and pocketed a potato or two and the duo ran off after the Mob of 'Gina lovers'.[/color] [b][align=center]------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/align][/b] [color=darkblue] In an interdimensional corner, stood a cubicle in a lone building out amongst piles of rubbish. Inside the cubicle, Dr0cke was typing away on his laptop with a little vein pulse on his head. [/color] [color=red][b] BAM! BAM! [/color][/b][color=darkblue] The noises had been going on since 2 AM that morning. It was now 2 PM in the afternoon. For twelve whole hours, this racket had been going on. Coincidentally, since 2 AM this morning Dr0cke was trying to finish some sort of important document. What could've been considered a five minute task had taken Dr0cke hours to attempt to complete; Dr0cke could not work in such a noisy environment. He knew this. Yet, he persisted to attempt to do his work there- for he knew it was the only place he would be able to do it. However, all this noise interupting was getting him nowhere. This fact alone was enough to the drive the quite sane Dr0cke insane.[/color] [color=red][b] BAM! BAM![/color][/b] [color=green]"WHOOHOOO!"[/color][color=darkblue] Dr0cke couldn't take it anymore. Dr0cke got out of his cubicle and stomped to the outside of it. He then, with all his might, shouted:[/color] [color=green]"CANZER FOR THE LOVE OF BAMBINI STOP JUMPING OVER PING PONG TABLES!"[/color][color=darkblue] Canzer happily made a final jump over the table and landed on his feet, gracefully, as if he were a cat. Canzer posed happily and said his thank you's to his imaginary audience.[/color][color=green] "I would like to thank my mother for borneded me. I would also like to thank my fangirls." He paused and looked to a lamp and winked. In Canzer's imagination, that whole piece of lamp was a hoarde of fine looking ladies cheering him on. "Oh, why thank you darlings. Make sure to wax the car later in those bikinis...Haha, yes sure. See you at the mansion. " [/color][color=darkblue]He playfully winked again at the lamp. Dr0cke stormed over and took the lamp.[/color][color=green] "Oh what the hell, that wasn't neccessary. My fangirls we're going to give me the bang bang after this preformance."[/color][color=darkblue] Canzer pouted. Dr0cke just glared at him.[/color] [color=green]"I'm trying to work here; It's really -really- important we get communication to the outside world somehow." Dr0cke said with an aggrivated sigh. "We can't be stuck here forever. We need to generate change somehow. And the only way we can do it is through my laptop right now, understand?"[/color][color=darkblue] Canzer with his very low attention spand had completely forgotten that Dr0cke was in the same room as he was. In fact, Canzer was happily looking through the room's fridge for a can of Red Rabbit.[/color][color=green] "Mmmm..Red rabbit where are you..You sneaky little bunny..Bow chika wow wow~"[/color] [color=green]"CANZER!"[/color][color=darkblue] Dr0cke shouted.[/color][color=green] "WHAT? YOU WANT SOME TOO? THAT CAN BE ARRANGED. REALLY! THERE'S ENOUGH RABBIT FOR ALL OF US~" [/color][color=darkblue]Canzer shouted back in a frenzied mess.[/color][color=green] "NO- ER...Imbecile, nevermind."[/color][color=darkblue] Drocke said with a drawn out sigh as he headed back to his cubicle. Dr0cke had realized that there was no point in trying to talk to Canzer a long time ago...It's just that Dr0cke forgot these "life's little lessons" under pressure. Dr0cke knew the only way to get them out the mess that was around them. And if he constantly had these interuptions, then nothing would get-[/color][color=green] "Hiiiii idiots. We got a pack~age."[/color][color=darkblue]A voice chirped. Ring's voice, to be more exact.[/color] [color=green]"Hey baybeh."[/color][color=darkblue] Canzer said happily.[/color][color=green] "Would you like to share a little rabbit with me? It'll be worth it. "[/color][color=green] "I'm sorry, but I'm on an innocent animal diet. Such a shame, inatimate object lover." "HEY. YOU SAID THAT WAS SEXY LAST NIGHT!"[/color][color=darkblue] Canzer gonked.[/color] [color=green]"You mean that LAMP said that was sexy last night."[/color][color=darkblue]Dr0cke'S face looked rather disgusted from this statement and he threw away the lamp into the garbage. Canzer's face contorted into shock and sadness.[/color] [color=green] "La-...la-laa--.."[/color][color=darkblue] He said weakly.[/color] [color=green]"..."[/color][color=darkblue] A few dots added in to the conversation. Dr0cke and the others turned to the doorway to see JackoVO. JackoVO had said in a silent manner [/color][color=green]"Look at this package though. It's weird. It's blue, its fuzzy, and for some reason it seems like its moving inside."[/color][color=darkblue] She sat the package onto a nearby table.[/color][color=green] "..."[/color][color=darkblue] She added.[/color] [color=green]"Yeah, JackoVO's right...We might as well open the ******** already, aite? <3"[/color][color=darkblue] Ring said running over to the package and shaking it in a gleeful matter.[/color] [color=darkblue]"Ooo baby, let this be gems, jewels and riches, bitches. "[/color] [color=darkblue]Dr0cke sighed and began to walk towards Ring.[/color][color=green] "Ring, I'm not sure that's really a good idea. I mean, the package looks weird. And there's people after-"[/color][color=darkblue] Suddenly, the lights went out. Everything was quiet in the room, except for Canzer's occasional whine about his "beloved Lamp". Dr0cke panickly looked around the room and went on guard. It could be possible the _______ had infiltrated their junkyard safe haven. This he knew, was not good.[/color][color=green] "Is everyone okay!?"[/color][color=darkblue] Dr0cke shouted, hoping to hear a response besides Canzer's whining.[/color] [color=green]"EEEEEEK-"[/color][color=darkblue] A voice shouted- it was Ring's voice. Dr0cke could recognize that shrieking voice from anywhere. The first time he had heard that absolutely unenchanting voice was a life moment he would never forget. But that story is for another day.[/color] [color=green]"RING! ARE YOU OK!? I'M COMING-"[/color][color=darkblue] And valiently, Dr0cke ran into the direction of the screaming.[/color][color=red][b] WHAM![/color][/b][color=darkblue] Dr0cke was pulled down to the floor. Dr0cke could only speculate that the _______ had him. He fiercly kicked his legs to get out of it's grasp- but its grasp was too strong. Was this going to be the end? Was this all their efforts had amounted to? Would Dr0cke be ever able to work again? Then the lights flicked on.[/color][color=green] "... :cough: "[/color][color=darkblue]JackoVO calmly replied. It meant[/color][color=greem] "Oops, I accidently leaned on the electricity power switch."[/color][color=darkblue] with an added cough for the "isn't this quite embarassing" effect.[/color] [color=darkblue]Dr0cke looked behind him to see Canzer holding tightly onto his legs. [/color][color=green]"My lamp..My lamp..."[/color][color=darkblue] Canzer muttered with tears filling his eyes. Dr0cke sighed and told Canzer a firm [/color][color=green]"Get. Off."[/color][color=darkblue] Canzer complied quickly and ran away to the nearest trash can to find his beloved lamp. [/color] [color=green]"It'ssss stuuuuck."[/color][color=darkblue] Ring whined.[/color][color=green] "Kanny kanny!"[/color][color=darkblue] A muffled voice commented. Dr0cke looked back at Ring to see something he never expected to see again in his alternate reality lifetime.[/color][color=green] "A...kanny?"[/color][color=darkblue] Dr0cke said questioningly, examining the creature that muttered "kanny kanny". [/color] [color=green]"GET IT OFF!"[/color][color=darkblue] Ring commanded.[/color][color=green] "It's so disgusting and furry! It's a goddamn furry! Off!Off! GET IT OFF!"[/color][color=darkblue] Dr0cke went over and patted the Kanny on the head. It had seemed as if Dr0cke had a change of personality around cute fluffy things, such as the loveable blue gopher named Kanny. [/color][color=green] "Aww hey little fella. You get lost?" [/color][color=red] -To be continued-[/color]