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Post: 13780281_1 created on Mon, 22 May 2006 05:19:44 +0000
Posted: Mon, 22 May 2006 05:19:44 +0000

v.teekaa is win

PM me for details on how to claim your prize.

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Post: 13780281_2 created on Mon, 22 May 2006 05:25:03 +0000
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There will be no halfsteppin', y'got that?!?! I'm going to be all over you people like red on my lighter. Bring your A-Game, becuase having to impress me while I compete with you, is going to be much harder than the first time around. The question is:

Dirty Harry

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Post: 13780281_3 created on Mon, 22 May 2006 05:25:38 +0000
Posted: Mon, 22 May 2006 05:25:38 +0000

The Impressive List

Deacon Nuno - Bionic Commando
Armor Felix - Number 8 Will go up
Armor Felix - Silent Hill: Visiting Hour Dreams
zero the last decepticon - Mental masturbation
BlueMedley - Blatantly Herbelly Drive
kjralon - dunno a title yet i guess
Aehlae - Techzen
ArmorFelix - can't complete this RPG
ArmorFelix - Deception: Dark Delusion
v.teeka - The 8th Scar
v.teeka - punch punch kick
akimoto-momo-chan - We Need Bleech
Follow My Lied - How I Wound Up Dead on the Interstate
Amethysta - Evolution
v.teeka - Bethany '94
Completely Obvious - Mind without body

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Post: 13780281_4 created on Fri, 26 May 2006 00:02:09 +0000
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Post: 13780281_5 created on Fri, 26 May 2006 01:09:26 +0000
Posted: Fri, 26 May 2006 01:09:26 +0000

When do I get let loose?

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Post: 13780281_6 created on Fri, 26 May 2006 01:24:25 +0000
Posted: Fri, 26 May 2006 01:24:25 +0000

Lets Zero loose.

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Post: 13780281_7 created on Fri, 26 May 2006 01:28:03 +0000
Posted: Fri, 26 May 2006 01:28:03 +0000

Oh! Oh! I so have to tell Himself about this one!

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Post: 13780281_8 created on Fri, 26 May 2006 01:35:43 +0000
Posted: Fri, 26 May 2006 01:35:43 +0000

Thundercats vs. The Littles

They sit on top of bricked question marks,
eating magic mushrooms,
killing time.
Just so that they can spit fire,
go Haywire,
or fit the meaning in the rhyme.
It's all relevant,
so take it in Strider,
masked man on the lost take
make my Man Spider.
Everyday brings a little Dr.Doom
so we do what we can
finding Boogerman
stuck in the bathroom.
All the way from Genesis
to NES
stress
pressure on the chest
Battle Chess
or Final Quest;
We've come to bring the pain to your religeon.
3x3= THE VZN.

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Post: 13780281_9 created on Fri, 26 May 2006 01:44:24 +0000
Posted: Fri, 26 May 2006 01:44:24 +0000

Ohcrud... it has to be a poem?! Why not an... editorial?!

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Post: 13780281_10 created on Fri, 26 May 2006 01:51:23 +0000
Posted: Fri, 26 May 2006 01:51:23 +0000

HOMGosh I'm so doing this... let's see, an ode to Resident Evil or an epic poem about Zelda?

Whatever I choose, it will be glorious. You will weep to see it (with joy gosh dang it, WITH JOY!!!!!!!). Ignore its redness, just means you love it even more.

Yeah...

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Post: 13780281_11 created on Fri, 26 May 2006 01:52:41 +0000
Posted: Fri, 26 May 2006 01:52:41 +0000

Mahayr

Ohcrud... it has to be a poem?! Why not an... editorial?!

He didn't state what the style had to be,
so PM him.
I'm thinking poetry, seeing as how that's what the VZN do,
but I could be very, very wrong.

C-3PO

He has been known to make mistakes....From time, to time.

demagoguery

Even though I'm competing, I'm still a judge.
Do you honestly think that I'll let you win?

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Post: 13780281_12 created on Fri, 26 May 2006 01:57:55 +0000
Posted: Fri, 26 May 2006 01:57:55 +0000

zero the last decepticon

C-3PO

O"] He has been known to make mistakes....From time, to time.

demagoguery

Even though I'm competing, I'm still a judge.
Do you honestly think that I'll let you win?

It'll be so great that even you will have to admit it. The blood, I mean red water tears, will give away how much you love my totally awesome poem anyway. The money's not important. It's pwning your contest that matters. While lighting some stuff on fire...

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Post: 13780281_13 created on Fri, 26 May 2006 01:58:15 +0000
Posted: Fri, 26 May 2006 01:58:15 +0000

demagoguery

Haha, I'm going to have dig up the sonnet I wrote about Zelda (among other things).

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Post: 13780281_14 created on Fri, 26 May 2006 01:59:16 +0000
Posted: Fri, 26 May 2006 01:59:16 +0000

It was implicitly stated that you are to write poetry.

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Post: 13780281_15 created on Fri, 26 May 2006 02:02:15 +0000
Posted: Fri, 26 May 2006 02:02:15 +0000

Bwahahaha, I found the sonnet, read:
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A tribute to the Zelda series of video games, this French Sonnet takes a cryptic glance at brainwashing through interactivity. What better way to prepare your soldiers than to have them loose reality through their very experience?! Referencing Link, Zelda, and Ganon; this sonnet at first appears to have two enemies fighting for their sexual prize, when in truth, the reward is actually the gratification begot from putting an end to the tiresome game.
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The green beret of champions worn in defense
of Land so luscious, dressed in gilded halos:
she offers no reproach - to quest prided silos.
Pig-face and clean-shaven, Tri-Force misrepresents.

Your hands grow numb until on the screen it displays
his vile laughter, chanting, mocking; it's GAME OVER.
Continue your fight, lost in Cavalry Clover,
anything to avoid that repetitive phrase.

Ingrained destinies on channeled blade tips,
it takes full-throttled energy to shoot up blanks;
trudging through, we make haste, delivering dead ranks -
gratified as his lips touch-down, meeting his hips.

Become strangled by the waning rewards and breathe
your mission complete, no need for Seasons who seethe.

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