Foofer
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- Posted: Sun, 26 Mar 2006 02:13:56 +0000
[center][b][size=16]Foofer's Request Thread[/b][/size]
AKA Requesting big artsy wench baby mutha's to draw the manliest of men
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[size=10]Now, as I was saying. Bartholimew.. or.. however you spell his name is asking me to ask you to ask me who's the manliest man of all.. who'z that?.. that's me, kitten baby. Anyway.. something. I've recently come into a small but decently sized hoard of cold hard fake cash.. the kind people buy fake clothes with.. the uh.. gaia money. But instead of... um.. sugar babying it away on some hussy who has sleep overs and doesn't invite the boys, forcing us to sneak in, i'm going to force hard laboring pencil monkies to draw my favorite boy-toys. Yeah, I called them boy toys, but i'm still a guy.. a guy who likes girls, ok?.. I just like thinking about my men with big manly chests. Ok?!.. that doesn't mean I swing that way, cause I don't.. I just like manly chests. That bring me to my first point.. I want some manly, manly chest drawers. I know there's someone out there in this sissy place that can draw a real man and not these women/men who do.. pretty.. girly shojo stuff.. look. My men don't swing that way sista.. they like it hard and dirty, not romance and flowers for them. Just chest hair and manly stubble. Now.. um.. my first character I hope many of you will be begging and drooling to draw over is your typical dark knightish warrior super sexy (at least to REAL people who find MEN that look like men sexy) sword swinging fantasy fabio of the fab word of fantasy.. now i'm going in circles. Well, his names Torin. Isn't that a macho name?.. I love that name. DOn't YOU STEAL it.. sucka's ... anyway. Um.. Torin. I'm sure at some point i'll put up a link to.. him. There's 3 of him.. well.. 3 versions. The regular anti-hero fantasy one. The lumber-jack cowboy trainrobber one.. and the greaser/roadwarriorish highschool one... they all write poetry. It's alright to write poetry if you're secure with your manliness... anyway, thingy. That's number one.. I guess my second dare I say even MANLIER character would be Jough. Jough is a man of many words and stuff... personality.. and he's got a big troll harvey in his head. Like.. harvey from.. farscape. That was an awesome show. Didn't you just want to do John criton.. course, that doesn't make me Gay. I just know a doeable man when I see one. Yummers... anyway... Johney boy.. wait.. Jough. Jough has a troll harvey in his head.. and lives in the world of iron-kingdoms.. so like.. steam-powered industrial magicish world.. I guess... he's a real man.. but.. it's a IRONKINGDOMS trolls.. troll.. not the kind with giant pink hair.. look it up.. girlies.. or.. girly boys that surf this...... -forum- if you can call it that... I AIN'T SNEAKING IN TO NO SLUMBER PARTY.. unless you bring me a john criton.. well.. maybe a girl version of john criton.. cause i'm a man... I don't think i'm spelling much of this right.. oh well, that's what common sense is for.. to understand what it means through.. stuff.. anyway... where was I?.. yeah, my money. I got lots of it, and you're my baby-cake-mutha-pencil monkeys.. come to me babies and bobbies.. and lets see waht you can muster up with the big yellow lead.. or.. black lead.. I wonder some times if scientists have worked for years on a yellow lead and then just never shown the world.. cause it would be more powerful then superman. Now... oh, my last character.. well, that i'm talking about here is butter knoggin.. your typical little 3 foot skinny dwarven mage cannibal who rides on a dog... my tummy kinda hurts. Well. I hope that promise of big money, and there is money, trust me.. big money, well.. biggish.. quite a bit anyway, enough to apease pretty much anyone on this forum except the super snoody elite.. and probably enough for them. So.. uh.. come on down with offers and pictures and stuff.. don't forget.. men that look like men, and muscles.. and a bit of chub, jough has a bit of a beer gut.. but butters is super skinny, but not sexy boy-who looks like a girl with no breasts skinny... jesus... weirdos.. just admit you're lesbians already.. and big me.. sweet, sweet.. candy...[/size]
