Rules
1. Consider the TOS your holy book. If you deter from it, you will be hanged. (Or reported, but really it's the same thing.)
2. Don't spam. If you don't know what spam is, it's best to google spam recipies.
3. Google can and shall be used as a verb.
4. Don't quote this page. As a matter of fact, don't ever type a single word on this page.
5. Disregard the last part of rule four; if you need to tell someone why they may be hanged, send them a link to this page and tell them to navigate to the rule.
6. Don't speak "1337."
7. We are not responsible for any deaths and/or harm due to malicious extractions by donators. Nor are we or any of the regulars to be held responsible for executions of any manner for any reason under due process of law.
8. There is no 8th Rule.
9. There will be no comments made about why there is no rule 8 including that pertaining to rule 9 regarding rule 8.
11. Don't speak of Rule 10, as it was lost in translation.
12. These rules were taken from a lost tablet found in some foreign country.
12. Do not mention that there are two number 12 rules because there aren't. The above 12 is a statement, not a rule. And do not mention that it is in the wrong section, because it isn't. You're just reading it in the wrong section.
13. Do not claim you're from that foreign country. (Because then it wouldn't be a foreign country to you, now would it?)
14. We reserve the right to verbally direct unwanted actions towards people who are willing to participate minus anything sexual in nature.
15. Rape is not legal in most states.
16. Refrain from using Palin's name unless it is in reference to a porn starring a look-alike of her.
17. Orange is the new red.
18. Knock before you enter out thread, and if you're new, a fruit basket would be nice.
Oh and don't forget to wash your hands. [You don't know where they've been.]
