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1badMule

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Post: 12459103_1 created on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 06:17:51 +0000
Posted: Sun, 05 Mar 2006 06:17:51 +0000

40,000+ Bumps served so far

** special ** For a short time we are charging .5g per bump...For any order over 1000... please send a message to me containing:

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link:
amount(of bumps):
cost(times number of bumps times.5):

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so we give you 1 bump for .5 g... each
We round down at .5
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no orders

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special priced bumps completed:
11500 bumps completed
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**note... lol... i have recently hired my friends/and have been hiring many new players who want to earn some money... they may misunderstand things.... if you have a complaint please tell me .... so i can talk to them *nicely*

Bad's Bumpers
Bargain Mart O' Bumps

Hello, I am this is my first bumping business. We all have a thread that we want to keep up to date, where everyone can see it. May it's to get donations, or to get business.

We're trying to keep it cheap, so only 1g per bump. We keep track via user bumps. We also offer benefits, discounts and specials.

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Table Of Contents
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1 Post
�Intro�
�Table of Contents� (<---> biggrin You are here)
�The News/Bulletins�

2 Post
�Our Rules, to go by�
�Bumping Prices�
�Types of bumps we offer�

3 Post
�Staff/Employees�
�Bumper Laws�
�Job Application�
�Job Info�
�Bumper Assignments/Current Jobs�

4 Post
�-/+ How we are doing ~Money wise~� (non-existent for now)
�Coupons/Deals/Discounts�
� People served�

5 Post
�Team Bumps�
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[UPCOMING IMPORTANT DATES/NEWS]

~ We�re trying to keep our prices cheap as possible, but we have to keep wages up. Also for customers who buy a lot or who are frequently here, we will make special deals. We are using a rank system due to the fact many of our new recruits post twice, and expect to be paid immediatly. It also means that members that are helpful, and teach other newer bumpers, make more for more work.

Find a bug? (smash it 4laugh ) But really, were a new business, and we would love to hear your feed back.

we need someone to redo our layout... and add some creative ideas.....

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Post: 12459103_2 created on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 06:18:36 +0000
Posted: Sun, 05 Mar 2006 06:18:36 +0000

Guide-Lines/Rules

1. Please use the appropriate forms.
2. Be as specific as possible.
3. You must pay in full immediately after
4. We love to serve you so if you want to give more details feel free to do so.
5. We bump about 1000 bumps a day!! so we are good and fast...
6. !!Tips Appreciated!!
7. Please give feedback
8. If we bump more than necessary, you will not be charged.
9. Remember to pm 1badMule with order too.

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We are currently taking orders!!We are hiring!!
Bumping Prices:

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Plan A (Plain Bumps)
1g per bump
not numbered

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Plan B (Team Bumps)

Pricing

1 day=250g
5 day= 1250g
10 day=2500g
30 day= 7500

There will be everyone bumping, so your thread will catch more attention!

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Plan C (Specific Bumper)
Hiring a specific bumper.
Base payment of 10g. ( you must pay 10g to hire, specific person(goes to company))
If you wish to hire any of out employs separately, please send me a message, and I will set it up immediatly

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Add-ons(free)
These bumps will come in any color and size you wish.
*currently not avaliable shortage of bumpers*

Conversation

Hello, I work at the bumping service, and I have bbeen sent to bump here. ~next post~ Wow, that cat is scaring me outside my door. //// Or.. Hi ~next~ What cha doin? ~next~ Im bored... eetc.....(we can also post anything you want like instead of bump, *bump*

Picture Bump

Give us any picture you want to be bumped (must be appropriate eek .

Invisible Counter

Highlight the bump to see the number. ---> bump 1

colored bump

You decide the color we bump in. ---> bump 1

Random Bump

Its just basicaly getting a random bumper who will post random stuff, (this means the posts might not say bump)

***NOTE: Add-ons can be combined!!!

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Order form:
plan:
Add ons:
How many bumps:
Thread:
Do you want to hire a specific bumper?:
(10g payment, because well its just them-goes to them)
time limits?:
comments/questions?:

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Post: 12459103_3 created on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 06:19:24 +0000
Posted: Sun, 05 Mar 2006 06:19:24 +0000

Staff

WE ARE HIRING!! You will be payed 1g per bump...
(* is good, 0-5, so far ^when you hit, 2-5 you are in charge of a group of temporary bumpers)
Shop Owner*****: 1badMule
Full Time Bumpers
Bumper***:
Bumper*:
Bumper:
Bumper:
Bumper:
Bumper:
Bumper:
Temporaries(remember^note^: to message your Leader, regulerly and post on the thread.)

^hiring^( gold is payed usualy once a week, or when the job is done^

New!! Active bumper extra pay
Everyone who is active will recieve a weekly extra pay
Of the extra money from tips
Divided among everyone *excluding me*

How things work:
Due to the fact its quite hard to keep track of bumps, I divised divisions... xd . The more *'s the higher you are, and you are to keep track of anyone assigned to you, you will the wages, for a job, assigned to you, you must dole out correctly whatever anyone earns. ^you must be very trusted, you are a partner, to this whole scheme, and recieve, extra on tips, and any other extra gold we recieve.^

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Looking for a job?

Requirements:
1. Be a committed bumper.
2. Have over 1k for their total post count.
3. Be on Gaia at least 2 hours a week.
4. Bump 20 times in this thread to show that you can bump efficiently.
5. Put a banner in your siggy.

6. Fill in the job application form (even if we asked you to join)

How It Works:
You will�
1. Receive extra gold based on rank
2. Not cheat on your numbered bumps
3. Post in shop at least once a week. (tell us in advance if you�re going away)
4. Follow all Gaia Terms of Service.
5. Be polite to both employees and customers.
6. Satisfy customer. It will be looked into.
7. * bumpers recieve % if tip given based on rank and how much they worked on the tipping job

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We currently are:
Hiring

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Application Form

Quote:

Username:
Average hours: (how long you're logged on a day average)
Posts per day: (check your profile)
Total posts: ("" ditto)
Experience: (had and jobs/like to bump)
Why you'd like the job: (Don't give us some crappy answer)
When are you usually on? (from x-x,)
Agree to rules?

(if not leave now, you just wasted your time biggrin )

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Please post in shop and bump 20x.

[Current Bumping Jobs]

Everyone:
Warning: Do not cheat or you will be "let go".

Username: N/A
Link: N/A
# of Bumps: N/A
Bump Style: Plain
Reservations: Plain

21,000 bumps completed!!!

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Post: 12459103_6 created on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 06:22:58 +0000
Posted: Sun, 05 Mar 2006 06:22:58 +0000

LOOK OUT!

Discounts
Be a regular customer and possibly get a discount!

Specials
Order 100, 500, 1k, or 10k and you will get 10% extra bumps for free!

The Math

Buy 100 get 10 free
Buy 500 get 50 free
Buy 1k get 100 free
Buy 10k get 1k free

People we have served:
before we started keeping track sad 30k bumps +)
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[White Reflection]
link: http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=23567617
amount: 1000 bumps
Paying: 500g
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flamingzigzag
link: Colorful Newborns -subshop-
amount(of bumps):500
cost(times number of bumps by .25): 125+tip
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metroidmania: 100
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Eswizzle
link:http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?page=7&t=23138561#1113183249
amount(of bumps):10,000
cost(times number of bumps by .25): 2,500