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Upon the screen of a computer, a message awaits all young smeets..
- I am here to tell you little smeets about how your little doomed life is going to work out. As if being a pathetic Irken wasn't enough. Before you got here you were in a huge birthing facility under the surface of the planet. There you grew inside a tube, until a little happy face lit up on the end. How...Cute...Disgusting is more like it. Then of course you should know what happens next. Your tube was cracked open, your Pak was installed and you were zaped to life. And it'll be a miserable one at that. I can tell you that. After your Pak has downloaded the nessasary information they send you to me. I help mold you into the perfect Irken Military drones around. If I belive you can't handle becoming a member of the military then you'll be sent elsewhere.
Once you grow up a bit you'll have your classes with myself, still as your teacher or another Irken...Who's name isn't important. These will be your final classes before your job assigning. At this point you will meet with the Control Brain and the Tallests, if you're lucky. Those of you who will become Service Drones will be taken from class beforehand and placed in a facility where you will learn how to do your job in a few days. After which you will be placed to work. Isn't life grand? No. Didn't think so.
Enjoy Skool while you can worms, because once your in a job there isn't a high chance of you getting out of it. Sure you may get premoted to a higher rank in your job, but so what? Big deal Irkens. If you want a job change you'll have to take it up with the Tallests. And trust me, the chances of you being permitted a job change is slim. Very slim.
Oh yeah another thing. If you have gotten yourself chosen to become a member of the military then you better train hard. Wouldn't want to get sent to Hobo 13 now would you? Torn limb from limb, sent to the holding pen of pain. Eaten alive. There's just so much joy at that place. Misbehave and I'll personaly send you there myself.
Don't forget...The shorter you are. The worse your life is going to be. I'll make sure of that.
It is simply signed, Renn....................................
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- Do not steal any of the art!Do not quote any of the images/artwork!Do not PM about availability. The thread will be updated before any kind of sale, just watch it.Do not beg for an Irken or anything else. Continuation of beging will place you on the greylist.No not complain about disliking something about your Irken. I get say in gender, what they look like, what they wear unless it is a custom.No quote monsters...Say three or four quotes max.Do not streach the page. It's very annoying and ugly to look at.No advertising of other threads!Be courteous to others in the thread. In other words do not start fights. If you must, take things to the PMs.No harrassing owners for their characters.Keep things PG13.RP IS required!Do not bother Yakobi about growths.Any and all PMs are to be sent to almighty. TALLEST (the mule), as Yakobi's inbox gets very full, very fast.No one may be related to/have a kind of relationship with any of the official IZ characters (if they've met an NPC that happens to be a offcial IZ character, that's different).Co-Owning is not allowed.Rules may change at any time.
F L A T S A L E . R U L E S ..
- Flatsales cost 15k each.Flatsales are (often) promt based.Flatsales can last from 3 hours to a week or more.There is no word limit to answering the promt. Just don't make it ridiously long for my sanity.You may only try for one tube.Payment must be in pure gold. No items sorry.You may only have one Irken from a flatsale, unless you are a very dediced RPer and I have said otherwise.Gender is unknown until the tube is broken and the Irken Smeet appers.Do not edit your entry once it's been posted! I will only read it once, so make sure you have it the way you want before posting.
A U C T I O N . R U L E S ..
- Auctions will usually be for auctions of rare Irkens.Auctions will also be one of the few ways to get a human or another species of alien.They will usually be announced a few days before they start.You may only state you bid, not what you can bid or wish you could bid.No sniping. Any last minute bids will extend the auction.Only rare items that will be taken are NM headbands and angelic headbands.All donation items/letters will be accepted.Whining because you can bid anymore will not be tollerated.You can not withdraw your bid.Calculate your own bids!Only bid what you can afford!Thread rules still apply.
R A F F L E . R U L E S ..
- Ticket prices will vary from raffle to raffle.Raffle tickets will always be unlimited.The winning ticket number will be randomized.
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T U B E . D O R M E N T .. As all Irkens, they start in a long tube. While they are still dorment, being feed nutrients and slowly forming a solid body a 'sleep' face will be lit in a purple like colour upon the end. At this stage and Irken can do nothing, but lay curled up inside the tube, unmoving until it is time for them to awaken.
T U B E . A W A K E N I N G .. When it has come time for the Irken to awaken a 'smily' face of a bright green colour will apper upon the end of the tube. At this time robotic arms will come and take the tube, cracking it open like an egg. After wich the Irken will fall to the grond, having a Pak attached to its back and then zaped to life.
I R K E N . S M E E T .. After the Pak has been installed and he Irken has been zaped to life their Pak will begin to download all the information needed (and that the Emipire will allow). After they will be sent off to Skool.
I R K E N . T E E N .. No longer an Irken Smeet, the Irken is now an almost adult. Still in Skool they will begin to learn a lot more about their future job and their DOOMED life. Irkens that show little promise in anything military involed will be taken from Skool and put to work as a service drone, reciving a bit of training beforehand.
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I R K E N . A D U L T .. Once an Irken has finished Skool they will get to move onto their job. Occupations will usually be asigned by the Almighty Tallests or the Control Brain. Finally monies all to their own. Irkens will begin to recived monies from doing their job and will find buying things to be much easier now.
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J O B . R A I S E / C H A N G E .. The chances of getting a raise or more of a premotion is slim...Not as slim as getting a job change though. If an Irken has been working hard the Empire will sometimes like to award them by giving them a raise. Like going from a Food Service Drone to a Frylord. Job changes will have to be requested to the Tallests and then will be thought about. Irkens shouldn't feel bad if the Tallests laugh in their faces at the request, as they barly ever accept a job change request.
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F L A T S A L E S ..
There are none currently.
A U C T I O N S ..
There are none currently.
R A F F L E S ..
There are none currently.
E V E N T S ..
There are none currently.
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Roleplay is a big part of the shop. During the first two stages you will be unable to RP, but in order for the irken inside to awaken you must be active in the thread. If you do not keep up with the roleplay requirements you will be notified. Continuation of a lack of roleplay will result in finding a new roleplayer for your Irken (this however would be months going by with no word at all). Each Irken has different lineart and the poses, expressions (etc.) upon the art will be determined by how they are being RPed.
Here again I must stress that you may only roleplay your Irken, as Humans know nothing of Planet Irk and well there are no super beings. There is no Gaia in this universe, so please speak with me before adding in an OC (character with no art or not from this shop). However random Irkens in the background you may use in RP for interaction with yours only.
Remember the main focus here is your Irken.
- R O L E P L A Y . R U L E S ..
Stay in character! Please don't go changing up your character's personality every time you RP.Try to RP in thrid person. It makes reading a whole lot easier. First person is allowed if it's some kind of journal entry or some thing of that kind (Not Required).Try to RP at lest once every month. If you can at least once every two weeks. I'm usually around to RP if no one else is.If RP is going on and you wish to speak in OOC use ((brackets)).No godmoding, puppeting etc.Normal Irken do not know everything, only what the empire wants them to know.No Irken is perfect. They may asume they're perfect, but in reality they're not.Do not try to aim your Irken at the life of an Invader. That job will be rare...Very rare.Be literate. I don't want any chat speak or anything of the sort. Take the time to write things out.Being descriptive gets you thumbs up.Try to post at lest three sentances in an RP post. Remember the shorter the post the harder it is to reply.Do NOT roleplay any of the NPCs, or any of the official IZ characters (unless given permission).
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name . RPer . gender . occupation . photo
- I R K E N . T U B E S ..
Lucifer . Hakuo0000 . Male . Unknown . X
I R K E N . S M E E T S ..
Keiji . Hakuo0000 . Male . Unknown . X
Felix . FRICTIONfighter . Male . Unknown . X
Kaz . [ iScene. . Female . Unknown . X
Tsark . Liquid Kitsune . Male . Unknown . X
Mendoza . sp1ffy . Female . Unknown . X
Deej . karma_k . Male . Unknown . X
Charna . Kitsuchikatsu_Buritsutani . Female . Unknown . X
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Renn . Yakobi . Male . Invader & Teacher . X
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name . RPer . gender . occupation . photo
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Mark . Hakuo0000 . Male . Unknown . X
Bacterium . FRICTIONfighter . Male . Unknown . X
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O D D . T H I N G S ..
Piggy . [ iScene . ??? . Pig Toy . X
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Invader Zim is (c) Jhonen Vasquez and its respective owners
Banners & Art by Yakobi
The characters Renn, Leela, Dice, Wallace, Cleo, Drogo, Antoine & Queen are (c) Yakobi
Art is drawn in a smilar way to the orginal IZ style