Kender
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- Posted: Wed, 15 Feb 2006 07:14:27 +0000
... we make bad girlfriends <3. [Stage One]
Compiled February 12, 2005 by Ambeekat, Seiji Solitaire, and Kender. Stage Two will be coming when AmbeeKat and Kender are not both badly sick. This is an annual list we will update with a new stage once every year until we lose interest... which is never going to happen as long as we have inside jokes >3.
And now... The List :O!
Compiled February 12, 2005 by Ambeekat, Seiji Solitaire, and Kender. Stage Two will be coming when AmbeeKat and Kender are not both badly sick. This is an annual list we will update with a new stage once every year until we lose interest... which is never going to happen as long as we have inside jokes >3.
And now... The List :O!
- We're insecure.
We threaten your geekyness.
We never know when we're flirting and when we're not.
We're completely oblivious to when someone else is flirting with us, as well, so that never helps.
We don't do "hints".
We do blunt.
You will never be our number 1 priority.
You might get number 4 if you're lucky, really, after family/friends, job, and school. We said if you're lucky.
It's better to be more friends with us than "lovers" as you will be higher on the scale of priority.
We consider cuddling with friends, both male and female, platonic.
Did we tell you we're insecure yet?
Stereotypical romantic dates will not impress us.
Dates involving pizza and video games or horror movie marathon nights will.
Actually, don't try to impress us. We'd rather have spontaneity.
If our family (the one we pick by choice) doesn't accept you... don't expect to be around long. We value them over you 99% of the time.
Asking us to ditch a member of our family because you don't like them is an instant right to dump you with no remorse.
Giving us too much attention will embarrass us. Remember that we'd rather have you as a friend first.
Not giving us enough attention will make us feel even more insecure, however.
Find the balance!
And we know it's a difficult balance to find between trying to figure out what is okay and what isn't. That's part of the fun.
We're into some of the stupidest things. Don't try to humor us and pretend to understand when you really don't.
Take a hint... if our mouth stays closed while kissing... that usually means we don't want your tongue in our mouths.
Just because our friends randomly grope us, it doesn't mean it's okay for you to... at least not in public.
Our friends are very... well... friendly. And close. Don't get jealous if we kiss them to say hi or pose for a picture. There's no need to worry...
... Unless we're full on making out with them with tongue. Then worry.
We don't like it when you're not honest and open with your feelings. Tell us if there's something wrong. That goes with not getting hints.
And when being honest, don't beat around the bush. We don't get subtlety. Be blunt.
Don't be shocked when we do the same to you.
If you don't understand our language, then just pick up what you can and wait for us to explain something to you. Like some of our conversations, there will always be a word you don't understand. Get used to it,
We're good at keeping things in confidence... but if you share something with a close friend of ours don't be surprised that the sharing of said convo is fair game to be repeated back to us.
We don't take well to people trying to fix us, even if we're broken. If we have a problem we need to deal with, tell us, but most of our flaws you're just going to have to accept.
Ignoring those flaws isn't an option either. You can dislike them, but you must accept that they are there and make up who we are. Bonus points for loving the flaws, though.
We generally don't like it when people spend a lot of money on us. It's fine if you pay for things every once in awhile, but don't think we equate love with money. Trust us when we say you wouldn't want that to be true, or else you would think we really hated you.
If you insist on paying for us, don't be surprised that we will find someway of paying you back. We keep an insanely good account of how much is spent on us. And we will not feel comfortable until we've repaid what we consider a debt.
We go through random bouts of nostalgia. Make fun of us for singing along to Duck Tales and feel our wrath.
If we say something that sounds really stupid or completely wrong, don't correct it. We either meant for it to be that dumb or it will become a funny bit of nostalgia for later. We don't like our fun to be ruined!
We can get attached to people really easily, and that probably means you. If you're not comfortable with us caring about you, then you probably shouldn't be dating us.
We're very close to the people in our lives. If one of our friends calls us up crying for whatever reason and says he/she needs us, we will gladly ditch a date with you to go comfort that friend. (please refer back to reason number 7 and 8 for further explanation of why this is)
Even if you're somewhere with us, that doesn't necessarily mean we will spend all of our time and attention on you. Actually, we probably won't. Don't get jealous or think this means we don�t like you anymore.
If you want to spend all your time and attention on us... you will scare us off. Don't do it.
We have lives and we intend to live them. With or without you.
If we haven't defined our relationship in terms of being boyfriend and girlfriend, then we are not boyfriend and girlfriend. If you're confused about our relationship status, ask us. We're probably confused, too. You might have to accept that.
We're all for making up new words to describe a relationship. Accept it and give your input or live with the silly word we come up with.
Sometimes it is hard to reach us. Very often we have a lot of time where there is no way to communicate with us... sorry! Probably the best way to get a hold of us is via the internet so if you're not comfortable with the computer you might want to get a bit more familiar with it now. Either that or we'll get back to you when we're... you know... around.
When we say something "isn't a big deal"... for example our birthday... unlike other females, we actually mean it. Though we appreciate any efforts to make our birthday special, it's nothing to lose your head over.
Valentine's Day is not a good excuse to be mushy. We'd rather have porno night with the girls (and some of the boys) than have a "romantic getaway". In fact, give us porno night. You won't get any �nookie� and we'll be making fun of the porn the whole time, not to mention others will be there... but hey... porn is porn.
We sing loudly and unapologetically to a lot of music. This will not change. You can either put up with it, enjoy it, or join in!
We like to groove to the music as well. If you're turned on, though... SO not our fault. Your hand is your best friend.
We're vulgar. We know sometimes it doesn't look right coming out of our mouths, but stop looking shocked.
Just because we're dirty doesn't mean you're getting any. Well, it might... *lick*
We thought it was about time to remind you that we're still insecure
Don't cry if we beat you at a video game. It isn't the end of the world.
We have our random violent/mean moments. They go away. Most of the time we're just teasing. You'll know if something is wrong.
If we complain about something that doesn't mean you need to throw your life away trying to fix it. Just listen and be supportive. Really, it's not that hard to do!
Don't offer advice if we didn't directly ask for it.
Don't criticize what we're wearing. Pay attention to your appearance and we'll pay attention to ours. That's the way it works.
You should be honored if we'll happily wear our PJs, no makeup, and ruffled hair around you. It means we care about you by not caring about our appearance.
If we say we love you, we probably mean it as a friend. Don't get commitment phobic on us. We promise you we're more afraid of commitment then you are.
Don't burst our bubbles. Even if we have impossible goals... let us keep dreaming. Or we won't be inclined to help you when you actually want something "burst".
If we say we don't see you as having a gender... it's a compliment, we swear.
You bunny.
Call us bunny and you die.
Don't be surprised if when you start checking out a girl, we start checking her out, too. That doesn't mean we're interested, but come on. We can appreciate that! This means you have to let us check out guys, though. We might say we'd hit that, too.
"Entertain" us and we'll "entertain" you ^.~...
We obsess sometimes. That's all we really need to say here. You'll know what we mean when you see it.
When we're sick (particularly with cramps)... you'll get bonus points if you can put up with our bitchyness and illness through the whole thing without going crazy and coming unglued. Especially if you hold our hair back for us when we throw up.
We get the urge to ROAD TRIP. If we leave you we're sorry. We promise there will be crazy pictures to entertain you when we get back.
GET OUT OF OUR HEADS!
This is such an awesome number. We're probably more fascinated by it then you are.
We undoubtedly know more people than you do. You might have problems trying to keep up with all of the people in our lives. This is your problem.
Don't be appalled if we try to dress you up like a girl... clothes, makeup, and all... and then take you out in public. It is nothing personal, we just like to treat people we know like dolls.
Don't be shocked if we call you pretty, either. It's just something we say.
Same thing with shiny. In fact, just stop right now trying to make sense of the language. You will most likely never fully understand and will only hurt yourself trying.
If you say indeed... we will throw popcorn at you.
And we might just throw popcorn at you because you're thinking it.
We all really, really have a fascination with blood. If we're bleeding we'll probably tell you. We also have a thing with graphically describing what's wrong with us. This goes back to being blunt, as well.
Driving around with our shirts off we consider completely normal and sane.
We also tend to strip in public. There is nothing wrong with that, we tell you!
In fact, we might strip you and make you do it with us.
Do not take this to mean we want sex. We just have a fascination with stripping and stripping others. Years of changing in front of people for performing arts activities have rendered us with almost no modesty.
This cannot be confused with us not being insecure with our bodies. We are. This is not contradictory, either. You know what's contradictory? YOUR MICROPHONE!
Bonus points for you if you can tie a cherry stem with your tongue.
We tend to do crazy things when we're on a sugar high, sick, or tipsy. Actually, we just tend to do crazy things. We're crazy.
Don't question our hobbies. If you don't already understand... trust us... you don't want to understand.
It's probably best not to question our friends and their hobbies, either. Oh, and if you're belt gets stolen you had it coming. Just be glad you didn't have a belt buckle at the time.
But the belt buckle might have helped to keep your pants up at least.
But I'm sure you can hold your pants up by yourself, anyway, right? *rolls eyes*
Heart for president.
W00t for VP. Mad props if you add a clap in there.
Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball.
We like gentle circles a lot. We might even do them to you. Yea, that is a little backwards, but that's what happens with us. What can you expect from girls who see nothing wrong with grinding their soundboards together at random. Actually, if you have a problem with that then we're questioning your sexuality.
And Weeeeeee. Truly we are this random. We might give you a cookie factory to compensate.
But don't count on that unless you can top free backstage passes to meet Jason Mraz.
Which you can't, so just don't count on it. Back to self editing...
Bringing up children and marriage (especially at this age) is a huge no-no. That's another instant "dump-age without regret" if you speak of the topics quite seriously and don't get the blunt "hints" that those things aren't going to happen any time soon if ever.
Asking who "kisses better" is a turn-off and a major no-no.
When trying to decide where to go for dinner... don't choose a fancy restaurant. Pizza or fast food is much more appreciated. Even Denny's (with the addition of prom dresses, of course) is a more desired choice over some place fancy.
Texture matters. Use your own imagination as to what we mean by that. Knowing us... it's probably dirty and clean.
We stress a lot, and over a lot of things. This just happens and you can't stop it. If we don't want to tell you what the problem is, this actually means we don't want to talk about it. All you really need to do is tell us you love us and that you're here for us. You probably don't need to know, anyway. We know you're concerned, but some things just need to be private.
We're stubborn, have always been stubborn, and always will be stubborn. That's just part of who we are. And we're only just us. Learn to love it... or not. We won't change for you. But that doesn't mean we love you any less.
We're unconventional. Did you actually think there were just 100 reasons? Pshaw. We'll probably have 100 more by tomorrow. We were the girls that marked outside of the lines in coloring books... except when we got all a**l and had to make it perfect. Check back often for updates ^_~.
