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I'm sort of in between quests/lives right now. Don't mind this thread.










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Hi. My name is Miss Rere. I'm a lovely person. I don't actually want you to fornicate away. I love human babies and tulips. I enjoy flouncing, tea parties with homeless people, being a chaste young lady, hoi polloi, not punching pregnant women in the stomach, and long walks by the beach. I never swear. I'm also very modest, so you'll have to spend a lot of your time telling me how sweet and adorable and amazing I am. I tell no lies. I've only saved the world three times, but I'm working on it. If you donate to me, I might uncross my legs. I like cats.

I love these people:

ME
ME
ME
ME
AND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh yeah and also Shrivelsface, Izzy, Miz Crick, y'alls who hang about in this here thread, everyone who would never jack off in my eye, etc etc etc. LOTS of people. LOVE! LOOVEEEEE!!!

As for donations, I just stole the HIPster Blue Tint Shades and Jingle Bells from my sweetly hippiesome friend Shivelamouse, aka the a*****e who groped your grandfather, so thank you so much for not using your items and I love ya, darling! As crochety and dirtymouthed as you can be! (And hey, isn't that hotter anyway?) TWO QUESTS DOWN!! <3

Moreover, I somehow won 5k for "funniest quote" of Politically Correct Week (I KNOW, RIGHT!? I was like MISTAKE!?) at my lubberly friend Alura19's Dreamcatchers Charity. Go check it out - there's a link there for a reason! Thanks, Ally darlin'! <3

SamTheBlob also donated to me (2278g) through the 大きくか小さい Charity. Thank you SO MUCH, Missy Watermelony!! This donation enabled me to buy the Aoi Cache Pants, which I had been longing for for a long time. Thank you so MUCH! These guys are sweet - CLICK that link! <3

OKAY ALSO. SHTIOR AKA REIKO-CHAN WHO I LOVE MORE THAN MOSTEVER GAVE ME 19k. OMG WOOOO!!!!! so now I will draw a Skech. YES. ZAT IS DE PLANNN!! SEX! WOOOOO! ETC. AND THEN SHE GAVE ME 10k. AND I WAS LIKE. "s**t." IN A GOOD WAY. oh my god shtior.

Oh my gosh, Rozel, thank you SO MUCH!! That was totally random and I LOVE random and therefore, therefore, I love you. Plus, I am super psyched, because I had exactly 2168g when I saw that trade, so 832 made it like a totally perfect number. Now how many of us can say THAT!?

Also, Shrivels is awesome again. Damn, I should start sterilizin' these thanks or sommat mad . I think I'm gonna cut it down sometime.

This bumblebee is gonna burn, baby, burn, but thanks to your amazing contribution of 500g, Indefinitive, the fire is now... not actually fire? Magical? Whatevs, it's totally chill. Thank you!

this section is in giant ******** font because everyone needs to read about me.









ORLY? YARLY!

I love clothes. I love shopping. ********, I LOVE shoes. LOVE LOVE shoes!

I had a list of things I bought a year ago here for a really long time but then I deleted it.

I'm an atheist. I'm liberal. I believe in health care.

Feminism is also important to me. I'm pro-choice. I support ephebophiles, but informed consent and mutual pleasure are the most important things to me, so I don't always support ***** (it really depends!). I'm totally against animal cruelty, unless I do it as I am always AWESOME, and I currently waver between being vegetarian and vegan (I'm also bad with raw fish). I've had my freegan days.

I can be very vocal with my views, but I enjoy hearing from others, especially if they have statistics to back them up. I'm a firm believer in evidence-based studies, which is why I like to pull up numbers as well as personal experiences during debate. I understand that statistics can easily be manipulated for different interests, so I try to get my numbers from relatively "agendaless" sources. I'm always seeking to further my insights both political and otherwise, and if you can contribute to my knowledge, I'd be more than happy to hear it - even if your contribution is a classist, misogynistic, carnivorous, intolerant, religiously-based, homophobic piece of bullshit. A dose of "reality" is always a good thing.

I'm currently enrolled in a very expensive and predominately white, heteronormative high school as a colored, pansexual, genderqueer biological female who has, in fact, an invisible d**k. And AYYYYYYUP, that's just about all the s**t about me you need to know!

Here's one of the most useful things you will ever read, assuming that you haven't already read some variant thereof. I'm a lazy a**, so I don't pay it much heed when I'm chillaxing across the intarwebs, but, having committed it to memory, I feel entitled to say that this list is QUITE, QUITE USEFUL.

COMMA RULES

• Do not use unnecessary commas.
  
• Use commas to separate items in a series.
  
• But if all the items in a series are joined by and or or, do not use commas to separate them.
  
• Use a comma to separate two or more adjectives preceding a noun.
  
• But if one of the words in a series modifies another word in the series, do not separate them by a comma.
  
• Put a comma before and, but, for, or, nor, yet, and so when they connect two independent clauses.
  
• But do not put a comma in an independent clause with one subject and two verbs.
  
  
• Use a comma after introductory expressions including words such as well, yes, no, and why, an introductory participial (the –ing form of a verb) phrase, a succession of introductory prepositional phrases, or an introductory adverbial clause.
  
• Use commas to separate items in dates and addresses.
  
• Use a comma after the salutation of a friendly letter and after the closing of a letter.
  
• Use a comma after a name followed by Jr., Sr., Ph.D., etc.
  
• Place commas around the name of a person spoken to.
  
• Put commas around parenthetical phrases, appositives, or words that change the direction of the sentence, for instance, however, on the other hand, and therefore.
  
• Put commas around nonessential material.

See how LOVELY that was? SEE? SEE? Now go off and mutilate your ******** gramma! GO!


(Credit goes to my English teacher, who will remain anonymous for privacy reasons.)

Don't drink milk. It's bad for you.

Also, here are more things I want LOL.






Now that I've gotten my aoi cache pants, I'm going to start my GIANT quest for those golden laurels. AYYYUPPPP. Basically, it's gonna be a LONG DRY ROAD ahead of me and I'm WILLING to make that SACRIFICE to GET that DAMN GOLD. I AM! I AM!!