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Oh No! My Eyes Are Vomiting!
~A Charity by Maylstrom~
Applications are [CLOSED].

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Ever had someone exclaim "Oh No! My Eyes Are Vomiting!" upon the sight of you?

Questing for that elusive donation item?

Wish that you were Chuck Norris?

Well, I can help you for the first two; for that last one might I recommend that you get a CAT Scan?

Anywhoo~This is my charity.
I opened it because I am a great person.
Modest too.

Basically, if I think that you are in need of whatever you ask for in your application (see below), I might give you a donation of anything between 1 to 1,000 gold, or even the item you're questing for.

Also, feel free to just hang out and chat - I can use the company.

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Contents

1 - Introduction
2 - Rules
3 - How to Get a Donation
4 - How to Send a Donation
5 - Charity Staff Members
6 - How to Become a Staff Member
7 - Contests//Giveaways
8 - Advertise Us
9 - Calendar
10 -Nothing
11 - Nothing
12 - Nothing
13 - Nothing
14 - Nothing
15 - Nothing

~The Rules~

READ ALL OF THE RULES BEFORE APPLYING!

1 - Thou shalt not beg.
2 - Thou shalt not use mule accounts.
3 - I am not required to donate to everyone; in other words, don't whine if I didn't give you anything - odds are, I didn't see your post, or maybe I just don't like you.
4 - Thou shalt not stretch the page / quote any of the page one posts / have other ridiculously long quotes. It make my pretty thread look like crap.
5 - Thou shalt comply with all Gaia ToS.
6 - Thou shalt not insult me / any staff member.
7 - Thou shalt highlight the hidden white text at the bottom of this post, and type something similar to it in your application.
8 - Thou shalt not 'get donation and run' - stick around and chat with me. I'm a very lonely person.
9 - Thou shalt send me random PM's if you feel like it - I <3 random PM's.
10 - MOST IMPORTANTLY - Thou shalt be entirely literate in this thread, or at least be as literate as possible.

~All rules are subject to change by moi~

Cows make me go 'vroom, vroom!'

~How To Get A Donation~

So, you've read all the Rules, right?

Good kid. You get a cookie.

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Anywhoo ~ To get a donation, simply fill out one of the following forms that applies to you, and post it in this thread.

NOTE: Do NOT PM your application to me; My poor inbox can't take that kind of abuse!

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For Newbies:
Quote:

Username:
How Long You've Been Playing:
Number of Posts:
What You Want (If gold, how much?):
Why I Should Donate to You:



For Questers:
Quote:

Username:
How Long You've Been Playing:
Number of Posts:
What You're Questing For:
Link To Quest Thread:
Why Should I Donate to You?:


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Donatees
heart = Donated to!
sweatdrop = Application Accepted, but Not Donated to Yet...

hellfireAngelEvil heart
horserider7616 heart
dragos_blaze heart
kasandra38 heart
nuxaz heart
General Drazi heart
Beautiful Angel heart
Lunalocket heart
Masterhatter heart
MasterDisaster heart
MurderThing heart
Thoerni heart
ShinHaeMoon heart
z3ph heart
~GreenSeaMonkey~ heart
Hollabakgurl heart
Dismantled-catastrophe heart
Amaya5 heart
XbutterflykissesX heart
Lunar Nightwolf heart
Spookypooky heart

~How To Send A Donation~

You want to give a donation to the charity?

Oh, how sweet!

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To donate to the charity's fund, simply send me a trade with the amount of gold / items you wish to give!

NOTE: Be sure to title you trade as 'Donation for Charity' - or something to that extent - or I'll take your donation as a donation towards my quest!

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Donators

A-k-2004 ~ Hockey Mask
dragos_blaze ~ 470g
MasterDisaster ~ Heart-Shaped Box of Sweets
Mizuki Ukino ~ Hockey Mask + Red Sleeveless Rough Top
horserider7616 ~ 2000g eek

heart Thank You! heart

~Charity Staff Members~

User Image - Maylstrom - Charity Founder

User Image - Katlynn - Charity Moderator

User Image - horserider7616 - Thread Active-ator

~How To Become A Staff Member~

Can't donate gold, but want to donate something?

How about becoming a staffie?

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To try out to become a charity staff member, please fill out and PM me the following form:
Quote:

Username:
Charity Position Wanted:
How Long You've Been Playing:
Number of Posts:
Rate Your Activeness on Gaia From 1-10:
Why Should You Be a Staffie?:


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Available Positions

Charity Moderator - You are in charge of filing applications when I'm not able to; if anyone posts an application I'm unable to see, you tell me where the post is so I can look at it, or you can decide if they need a donation or not, and tell me upon my return. You also share my unquestionable authority over peanut butter M&M's and Koolaid.

Charity Bouncer - Your job is to keep our boards pretty, and n00b free. If someone breaks the rules, notify me so I can put them on the blacklist. If someone is begging, kick them out. You also share my astounding power over the minds of gerbil-ninjas.

Thread Active-ator - You get to make sure that the thread stays active, even when I'm not here to make everyone happy. (Because you know I'm the core cause of everyone's happiness.) You basically just converse with folk, and bump the thread occasionally. You also share a tiny piece of my intellectual genious - mostly because a piece any larger would make anyone else's brain explode.

~Contests//Giveaways~

Well, nothing too official yet.
If I see you around here a lot, and I like you, I might give you a random donation or something.

-More Later-

~Advertise Us~

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~Calender~

Important Charity Happenings

1/28/06 - Charity Created
1/29/06 - Donated to 10 Gaians
1/29/06 - Donated to 20 Gaians
1/29/06 - Katlynn and horserider7616 Join the Staff

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Important Thread Happenings

1/29/06 - Thread reached 10 Pages
1/29/06 - Thread reached 25 Pages

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