Jensran
(?)Community Member
- Posted: Thu, 13 Oct 2005 07:21:04 +0000

I am taking a break from donating to do some questing but the charity will continue to be run by Junozero. Send all PMs and stuff his way.
I'll still be making updates here, but i won't be doing any donating.
Stupid name, aye? But if you're me it makes total sense.
Well, i finished all of my questing and there really isn't anything out there that i want that i don't already have, at least, that i know of. But that's not the point. The point is, i don't have anything to put my gold towards. So, i will now put my gold towards you!
The Awesome Charity, what this means is that i will go looking around for people who have quests started, i won't name a criteria, or a minimum number or pages, posts, pricing, time since joining gaia, none of that. What i will be looking for, are quests that i think, are awesome. Which is very, very, very vague, which is why i'm doing it.
The simplicity of it all, is that I choose who i want to donate to, and i usually will donate to people who i think are awesome, or their quests are awesome. So, hurry up everyone! Become awesome and i'll donate to you.
Okay, here are some of the things i will be looking for if i'm going to donate to your quest:
1) A nice layout. If you are awesome then your quest should reflect that. A quest with a crappy appearance is not awesome.
2) Reasonable goals. If you are questing for like, 50 items, all of them are in excess of 20k then you are not awesome. Awesome people find joy in having just a few things. Sure you can want a crap load of expensive items, but by only questing for a few of them at a time(like, less than 5 if the total price is 50k or higher, or less than 10k if the total price is 20k or higher, if your questing for only one item, the price can be whatever).
3) Activity and devotion. I'm not going to give my gold away to people who might take it, then disappear. I want my gold to actually mean something, so i'll check into how long you have been playing, how many posts you have, and things like that. I'm not setting a minimum number of posts, or a certan time to have been playing, but you have better chances of being what i concern to be "awesome" if you are more active.
4) Lack of Uuberness. There are the people out there who have so much free time on their hands that they already have hundreds of items and hundreds of thousands of gold, and all they want is more. You are not awesome, you are greedy. Awesome people have an idea of what they specifically want, not want everything, or have everything.
5) Lack of Stupidity. Seriously folks. How can you ever hope to be awesome if you're stupid? To even come close to being awesome you must at least be able to type semi-well and not be a complete moron when it comes to everything. Most people have stated this before but in different words, the whole, "Don't sp34k 1337! Don't tAlK lIkE tHiS! Keep it PG13!" I'm not going to go into all that, nor am i going to demand that you follow these rules, or any of my rules for that matter. In fact, they're not even rules, they're my list of what to do or not do to be awesome. You either meet the criteria, or you don't. If you don't, you're not awesome and therefor are not getting any gold.
6) Lastly, humor. If you don't have a decent sense of humor, then you are not awesome.
Remember, these are not RULES they're guidelines of what it takes to be awesome. You don't have to follow them, but you won't get any free stuff if you don't. No punishment, nothing other than me telling you to "******** off", unless it exceeds what i find acceptable, which i am not going to say, because if you cross it, or even think of crossing it, or are even capable of crossing it, you are not awesome, and will be reported. I don't want to do it, so don't make me.
Also, not everything above HAS to happen for you to be awesome, just because you meet all of the above does not make you awesome, and someone who does not meet any of the above could be awesome. It's all what I think, what I feel, what I think of you. If you are not awesome, nothing you could ever possibly do could make you awesome, although you might be awesome but i, or you, or anyone, just might not know it yet. I will find you, and your awesome will show, and you will get free stuff. It's as simple as that.
REMEMBER: The above are NOT RULES, i don't like having to place rules, i just expect you to not be stupid, the reason i'm not putting a "rules" section, or a "black list" section, is because i think those are stupid. If i have to remind you to not be stupid in my thread, you are not awesome, and you will not be donated to.
Don't be stupid people.




















