EDIT: I now do avatar edits. example:
I know it stinks, and doesn't say sample, but DON'T TAKE IT! I'm proud of my junk. 20g per edit. Same rules as Alissa's, except tell me the what you want their clothes to look like.
Welcome to my section *chuckles darkly* I hope you like it, because HERE YOU SHALL SPEND ALL ETERNITY! ATTACK MY WOODCHUCK MINIONS! ATTACK! Hehe, sorry, I won't do that again.
Information! Know it! Fear it! BOW DOWN BEFORE IT! Sorry, got carried away sweatdrop
For all of you wondering about the "Magic~turtle" part, that's me. I love to write stories. I prefer doing bizzare humor, but I will do romantic, tragedy, mystery, and the like. I WILL NOT DO MORE THAN 7 CHAPTERS! If you ask for more, I will not fill it, or I will shorten it to 7 chapters.
Prices(Sorry, kids. No way around this one.)
I will charge 30g per chapter.
short stories (less than 1 chapter) will go 15g per page.
It will help greatly if you describe the basic plot of your story.
Behold! The order form! Use it!
username:
title of story (optional)
genera: (mystery, action, humor, romance...)
length: (short story, 1 chap 2 chap...)
basic plot description:
name of protagonist
sad optional)
name of antagonist: (if one exists, optional)
Other information! THis is very helpful stuff, people
If you put my stories somewhere, PUT MY NAME WITH IT OR I WILL MAKE SURE YOU SUFFER AS LONG AS YOU LIVE!
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If I don't answer in a week, pm me. I do have a life (well, last time I checked) so don't pm me before that. Pay in advance if you want it asap. If you don't pay, You will suffer... Bwahahahaha Be nice, don't say things like: Fill my order or I will chop you up and flush the pieces down the toilet! We all know that this is fun, but think about it: If I've been chopped up and flushed, how can I fill your orders?