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Post: 3828417_1 created on Fri, 24 Sep 2004 03:48:28 +0000
Posted: Fri, 24 Sep 2004 03:48:28 +0000

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Slave/Founder: LIBRAENVY Inc.-Division of Anubi Corp.
Vice President: Society
President's Private Secretary/Spokesmodel: It was an MGM
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Official Pointer Out Of The Obvious: Mistress Urd
Hidden Shinobi Princess Of Anubi Corp.: eddies girl yukiharu

Anubis' Army
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Nior: Head Medic

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Manager: Lady Kiya
Cook: [Let It Be]
Waitress: Vacant
Waitress: Vacant
Bartender: Vacant

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UPDATED! Everybody was fired and I'm Hiring Again!

UPDATED! All employees of Anubi Corp. are awarded with discounts at the Anubi Mart on thread 6. ONLY Employees will recieve the discount. You must be an employee for atleast a month before you may get the discount. Join Anubi Corp. Today!

HIRING!

Today's news... Pyro Mistress walks out after rumors arise about her having a female mistress.

Today's News...We are now in need of a new Secretary, and we want you!

Today's News...Guiltyspark 343 has resigned as our Spokespirate. What a Great loss to the company rolleyes

In order to work for the good people at Anubi Corp. You must submit a resume. Don't have a resume eh? Well let's make one shall we?

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Why Do You Desire To Work For Us?

BE AWARE: Please send all PMs twice to me or Post your resume in this thread. My Inbox has been acting up and eats my messages.
All employee must have a link and must be an active poster on this thread. If you desire too do so you may send Libraenvy 200g and he'll make you a Anubi Corp. name tag. ALSO, all donations towards guild fees are highly appreciated. Please sumbmist your resume to xX Anubis Xx.

Please Send All Complaints To The Secretary.

1.1 Introduction/Applying/Employees (This Thread)
1.2 Mission Statements
1.3 Product Line
1.4 Product Testing
1.5 Sponsors
1.6 Anubi Mart
1.7 Contest
1.8 Quest

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Post: 3828417_2 created on Fri, 24 Sep 2004 04:12:22 +0000
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Mission Statements:

Here at Anubi Corp. We Provide Better Sexual Favors Than Our Competitors Or Your Money Back

Here at Anubi Corp. We stand by our slogan "If it ain't broke, fix it till it is".

Here at Anubi Corp. We Like To Do Today's Work Tomorrow!

Here At Anubis Corp. We Don't Like To Do The Work Until You're Done Paying The Money!

Here At Anubi Corp. We Enjoy Long Breaks In Between Our Short Breaks!

Here At Anubi Corp. We Enjoy Overcharging The Higher Class Of Society, It Just Seems More Fair That Way.

Here At Anubi Corp. We Like To Make The Less Expierenced People Make All The Big Decisions. It's Our Way Of Balancing The World.

Here At Anubi Corp. We Argue That Smoking On The Job Betters Your Imagination.

Here At Anubi Corp. We Do All Of Our Testing On Animals For Your Safety!

We Here At Anubi Corp. Only Use The Finest Whale Oils In Our Products!

At Anubi Cor. We Are Correcting Minds, One product at a time

Anubicorp: Where we not only use authentic animal fur, but we also spoil our customers with endangered species.

Anubicorp: Where all of our secretaries have a history with the roller derby.

Anubicorp: Where embezelment is a way of life.

Anubicorp: Where we lace the tap water with ephedra to boost production.

Anubicorp: Where we don't care if our employees moonlight on saucybutt.com.

Anubicorp: Where trespassers are either shot, or fondled on site.

Anubicorp: Where we pay bottom dollar for B rated movie "actor" promoters.

Anubicorp: Where diversity is not only a necessity, but a county in Rhode Island.

Anubicorp: Where we sell questionable pictures of celebrities no one wants to see in questionable postions.

Anubicorp: Where the question isn't why or how, it's huh?

Anubicorp: Where if you give our founder a cookie he will drop his pants for your amusement.

Anubicorp: Another business that celebrities like Drew Barrymore and Brad Pitt... have never heard of.

Anubicorp: Where our philosophy is... What was I talking about again?

Anubicorp: Where we don't really see a problem with using monopoly money in large business transactions.

At Anubicorp our favorite phrase is: No Balls, No Babies.

Only at Anubicorp will you find lackys this loyal.

At Anubicorp our animal mascot has a better office than the president.

Where we take pride in the fact that our staff would rather play air hockey than work.

Anubi Corp.: Where we encourage having sexual relations with the underage interns.

Anubi Corp: Where we encourage that the photo copiers be used to take pictures of your anatomy.

Where the bum in the mailroom makes more money than the board of directors.

Where our most secret board meetings are held at Chuck E. Cheese.

Anubi Corp Where the weekends are just that. The end of the week.

At Anubi Corp. Our Cable T.V. Actually comes from pirates

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Post: 3828417_3 created on Fri, 24 Sep 2004 04:19:07 +0000
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Our Product Line

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Post: 3828417_4 created on Fri, 24 Sep 2004 04:22:04 +0000
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Products In Testing:
Anubi Corp's Edible Crayons

Products In Developement:
Anubi Corp. Undergarments
Anubis In A Box
Anubi Corp. Scented Candles

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Post: 3828417_5 created on Fri, 24 Sep 2004 04:25:41 +0000
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Sponsors

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Post: 3828417_6 created on Fri, 24 Sep 2004 04:28:51 +0000
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Anubi Mart:

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Post: 3828417_7 created on Fri, 24 Sep 2004 04:31:39 +0000
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Contest (Continued from Post 1.1)

Out of all the winners we select one will recieve a grand prize totalling over several thousand gold. Right now it is not set what the winner will recieve but there will be something. Have any questions or comments please send them to wither myself or Society. Thanks.
UPDATE! First Prize Is Worth Over 8k.

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Post: 3828417_8 created on Fri, 24 Sep 2004 04:34:15 +0000
Posted: Fri, 24 Sep 2004 04:34:15 +0000

Free OMG Hat!

I'm questing for a Devil Tail. Whoever donates the most to me gets an OMG hat. It's that simple. No strings attached. When I have enough for my tail you'll get the OMG hat if you are the highest donator..