You know, it's now really a fight,
To get these poems just right.
It's not really the rhymes,
Or even the time-
Just... I was writing haiku tonight.
See, I am our grad council rep
And my update e-mails are the best
I write poem summaries
Which interest folks utterly-
So they go back and then read the rest!
And normally these are haiku,
Which are short and quick to get through
But last month was different
'Cos I wrote ten limericks
Along with ten walls of text, too.
ALSO speaking of horrible writing,
I find it simply delighting
That the reading for class
Kicked EVERYONE'S a**
That conversation was enlight'ning.
See, we had to group up and discuss it,
And my group just kinda lumped it.
We sat, uncommitted,
And quietly admitted
That all six of us had said "******** it."
[*][b]Syrcaid:[/b] a bouquet of chibi plushies consisting of each character on Deep Space Nine // CLEARLY this is an elaborate trap meant to capture Scara
I fixed your entry for you,
For there was a typo or two.
Though it might be juvenile,
Resistance is futile,
Congrats! You won a Scaramouche.
[*][b]Owlsomniac:[/b] a bag of flavored rubber treats // right
I’M GLAD HE ATE HER D’you get it? Glad he ate her, gladiator?
… Never mind. I wanna fight some dicks. Combatant:Shuttlecock Catchphrase: Your safeword means nothing. Prefs: left, right
SOME MOUTH-WATERIN' MUNCHIES, MAN! Prefs: right, left Food Name: BBq Chicken Nachos Recipe: I've been craving these myself lately... ;u;
INGREDIENTS
Boneless skinless chicken breast
Your choice of tortilla chips (or doritos)
Cumin
Cayenne
Salt + Pepper
Tomatoes
Olives
Jalepenos
Black beans, 8oz can
Corn (whole kernel), 8oz can
Shredded lettuce
Sour Cream
Cheese
Your choice BBQ sauce (I use Cattleman's Carolina Tangy Gold, cause I like the tang)
GUACAMOLE (optional)
Avocado
Lemon
Get some chicken and season it with salt and pepper and whatever other fun stuff you want (I use a bit of cayenne and cumin for spice and flavor!)
Cook dat chicken on medium heat in a skillet on one side for about a minute, flip and close lid and cook for an additional 10 minutes.
While that's cooking, make your Guacamole. Mash up the Avocado, add salt and pepper to taste, and squeeze some lime and stir it all up!
Lay down some foil on a baking sheet and spread out your chips. Set oven to 400 degrees.
Shred your chicken once it's cooled, some (you can run it under some cool water to help if you're in a hurry).
Put chicken in a bowl and dump in some bbq sauce and mix until well coated.
Pour your BBQ chicken onto your chips, spreading it about evenly.
Add beans, corn, jalepenos, and olives and then top with cheese. Put in the oven for about 10 minutes.
Remove from oven, and eat up!
You can top your delicious nachos with tomato, sour cream, lettuce, and guac aned enjoy!
every time I come in here I have to fight the urge to write I love all of you a million times and post that bc its not a real post but please remember that the sentiment is there. I'm going to update stats now.
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