Welcome to Gaia! ::

Y'know, when I was a young cat, my cosmic cat dad took me out to a local nebula to see a marching band. He said "Son, when you grow up, will you be the savior of the tacky, the gaudy, and the downright unfashionable?" To be honest, I was sort of a snarky teenager at the time and completely snapped at him. It was something like: "It's not a phase, Dad!" or "I'm going to the party on Friday and I don't care how bad my grades are!!" and I guess that's the whole story, really.

So why a marching band?

I dunno. He wanted me to look like a total nerd, I guess. Er, not that there's anything wrong with band kids! You're all so... expressive! I really admire that form and poise. And those stompy boots? Totally chic! In fact, I whipped up a brand new chance item just to celebrate the fun and fashion of taking an organized stroll. Ready to take a peek?

Wait... wasn't that whole story from a show we were watching last night? You can't just-

Leave me alone, Cygnus! You're not my real dad!!



*sigh* You can check out Death March by visiting La Victoire today. Jet's version of immersing himself in true Gaian culture is getting a bit out of hand, but I can still recognize that this particular homage to all things creepy and cute is full of incredible finds like the charming new Mr.Frankenbear March, Bunnykit March, Mr.Naopire March, and Ultra Satan March, along with coveted favorites like Mr.Shark March, Hanbaga March, and Fafnir March. Hurry on over to the shop to get a good look before Jet storms back with another harebrained scheme plucked right out of the latest cinematic release.