Beau took the phone Twitchy handed him, bemused. Twitchy was trying some kind of earnest, doe eyed thing, so Beau sighed as if largely put upon, and held the phone up to his ear, waving the man and his stupid face away.
“Yeah, yeah, I got it, go. Frickin' heroes, roping innocent children into their s**t. Should never have left my ******** tree.” Beau headed closer to the lake to get a better view, the operator on the phone monotone and tinny in his ear.
”Sir, can you explain to me what is going on? Who exactly needs assistance?” the voice asked.
“Well, there's like four people in the lake, I think one's even naked, which is not something I'm complaining about, can I just say? Very nice. Um... Whoa, what the ********. Yeah, okay, so the guys in the lake just pulled some guy out of a honest to god coffin.” Beau let out a disbelieving laugh, and ran a hand over his hair.
”Does the man appear to be breathing?” Seriously, what was wrong with the NYPD that naked men pulling coffins out of the lake didn't even warrant a change in tone of voice?
“Yeah, he's fine I think. Walking, praising god, all that jazz.” Beau jogged a little closer, nearly getting bowled over by the big viking guy. Beau placed a hand over the phone's speaker, before addressing the sodden group of men. “Hey, I'm on the phone with 911. Is everyone okay, any mortal wounds?”
Before Beau could get a response, there was a loud commotion over by the bridge. He turned sharply just as a girl's voice cried out.
Jesus Christ, I am never getting involved with s**t like this ever again. Beau handed the phone off to the guy who actually looked prepared to do some swimming before he could take off like the other two had.
“You're a hero guy, right? All saving people, and ridiculous costumes? Look, I'm not going over there to find out what the hell's going on, and coffin guy doesn't look to stable on his feet anyways, so can you just repeat what I say to the robot on the phone? I'd do it, but I'm not gonna be able to hear anything in a second. Awesome, thanks.” Beau inhaled deeply, flexed his hands, and let the ever unpleasant pins and needles sensation wash over him, until his vision improved to the point where he could see everything happening by the bridge with perfect clarity. A girl, a guy, and the weird motorcycle hero he'd seen around were all facing each other, though the guy was bent in half, arm wrapped around his stomach. The viking guy was running towards them, face distorted with fury.
“I think someone's been stabbed, over by the bridge.” Beau relayed, unable to hear his own words. The guy who appeared to be stabbed then lunged forward, most certainly stabbing the girl before him in the stomach. She jerked a little, probably crying out.
“Jesus. Nope, make that two stabbed people. What
is it with people tod-” he cut off mid word as the stabbed girl flung her arm out, only instead of punching him like Beau had figured she was going for...
“********! What the ******** ********!?” Beau felt bile rise up in his throat, closing his eyes and shaking his head. When he opened them again all of his senses were back. Slightly out of breath, Beau gasped out
“She ******** beheaded the guy!” Absently, Beau wondered if maybe that would be enough to interest the bored phone operator. “Yeah, nope. I am done with my good deeds of the day. This is me, noping away. You take care, glad you're not dead, preacher guy. If you see him, that phone belongs to the twitchy redhead guy. I'm outie.” Beau threw his arms into the air before striding away, muttering under his breath.
Crazy ******** whack jobs, stabbing people, burying people alive in the lake, beheading people...
A few minutes later found Beau pacing back and forth under a tree, anxiously chewing his thumbnail. He wasn't going to plop himself in the middle of their s**t, but he didn't want to leave without knowing for sure the ambulance had come. Which it still hadn't. Which was kind of stressing Beau out. Hence, the pacing. He also stuck around to satisfy his own morbid curiosity, he had to admit.
Beau pulled out his phone and went to Tumblr in a halfhearted attempt to seem nonchalant. He wasn't really paying attention, and when he focused on his phone, saw that he'd opened a new ask to itswhollyrelevant. He hesitated before closing the message. He didn't want to involve his new friend in this weird s**t. Though, he had to wonder, if they weren't already involved, as he remembered the message they'd sent him last. “just be safe at the park tonight and we can call it all even.” Clearly, they'd known something was going to happen. Or they were just responding to Beau's admittedly blatant flirting. Or they were a precog. There were lots of reasons for them to have warned Beau, so he decided not to worry about it for now.
Beau paused in his pacing, perking up as he heard faint sirens in the distance. Knowing the police would probably be accompanying the ambulance(s), Beau jumped up and swung himself in the tree, watching the proceedings from the safety of his concealed perch.