My Neighbor Miyazaki
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These will be in order from where you start, to where you end~
(Sorry, it's pretty long)
In a distant corner of the Land of Ooo, Finn and Jake do battle with a hideous Nerd Golem, a being made of the congealed lameness of dweebs!
As the Nerd Golem bursts apart, our heroes discover a strange book within: The Tome of Knowing. "Be careful, Finn," warns Jake. "This may be the very book that turned the creature into such a nerd!"
Despite Jake's warnings, Finn attempts to read the book; he skips to the end, though, because it's dull as heck. A passage stands out: "In conclusion, total universal knowledge cannot be attained without first finding the Secret Artifact of Knowing, deep within the Temple of Knowing."
"We must seek this artifact," Finn cries. "With unlimited knowledge of everything, our adventures could be even more awesome!" So they set out to find the Temple, the book guiding them to a distant land.
From the bushes, a strange green being emerges. "Hi! I am Diedrich," the bunny shrieks. "Did you know that I know everything? I did."
To prove his boundless knowledge, Diedrich assaults our heroes with idiotic facts: "Did you know that a dog has a second immortal soul in its tail?" Jake is suspicious, since his tail usually does what he tells it to.
Diedrich claims to know where the Secret Artifact of Knowing is hidden, and that they too can have unlimited knowledge if they follow him. He leads them on a series of adventures too moronic to relate in detail.
After an arduous uphill climb, Diedrich brings them to the edge of a mammoth cliff. "To prove your devotion to all-knowingness," Diedrich gravely whispers, "you must take this final leap of faith."
Just as Finn is about to plummet into the void, Jake offers a great idea: "Say, what if we let Diedrich go first?" The little fellow merrily obliges, and our heroes watch him fall for ages and land with a wet thud.
Resigned to defeat, Jake and Finn decide to head home-- but then they notice the Temple of Knowing, directly to their left, just a few yards away.
They battle through a phalanx of Nerd Golems to reach the central chamber, where the Artifact of Knowing sits atop a pedestal.
Jake boots up the wondrous machine...
...and they're confronted with a familiar digital face, which immediately begins spewing useless facts. "Did you know that the average dog eats eight spiders per minute?" Jake finds this information highly dubious.
"This is a thing of great evil," Finn decides. "It animated these Nerd Golems, and it drove poor Diedrich to madness!" Our heroes smash the Internet to prevent it from destroying the world.
As the device shatters, a strange specter wafts out. "I am the Spirit of the Internet," it chirps. "Thank you for freeing me from my terrible prison. I reward you with this treasure..."
Finale
These will be in order from where you start, to where you end~
(Sorry, it's pretty long)
In a distant corner of the Land of Ooo, Finn and Jake do battle with a hideous Nerd Golem, a being made of the congealed lameness of dweebs!
As the Nerd Golem bursts apart, our heroes discover a strange book within: The Tome of Knowing. "Be careful, Finn," warns Jake. "This may be the very book that turned the creature into such a nerd!"
Despite Jake's warnings, Finn attempts to read the book; he skips to the end, though, because it's dull as heck. A passage stands out: "In conclusion, total universal knowledge cannot be attained without first finding the Secret Artifact of Knowing, deep within the Temple of Knowing."
"We must seek this artifact," Finn cries. "With unlimited knowledge of everything, our adventures could be even more awesome!" So they set out to find the Temple, the book guiding them to a distant land.
From the bushes, a strange green being emerges. "Hi! I am Diedrich," the bunny shrieks. "Did you know that I know everything? I did."
To prove his boundless knowledge, Diedrich assaults our heroes with idiotic facts: "Did you know that a dog has a second immortal soul in its tail?" Jake is suspicious, since his tail usually does what he tells it to.
Diedrich claims to know where the Secret Artifact of Knowing is hidden, and that they too can have unlimited knowledge if they follow him. He leads them on a series of adventures too moronic to relate in detail.
After an arduous uphill climb, Diedrich brings them to the edge of a mammoth cliff. "To prove your devotion to all-knowingness," Diedrich gravely whispers, "you must take this final leap of faith."
Just as Finn is about to plummet into the void, Jake offers a great idea: "Say, what if we let Diedrich go first?" The little fellow merrily obliges, and our heroes watch him fall for ages and land with a wet thud.
Resigned to defeat, Jake and Finn decide to head home-- but then they notice the Temple of Knowing, directly to their left, just a few yards away.
They battle through a phalanx of Nerd Golems to reach the central chamber, where the Artifact of Knowing sits atop a pedestal.
Jake boots up the wondrous machine...
...and they're confronted with a familiar digital face, which immediately begins spewing useless facts. "Did you know that the average dog eats eight spiders per minute?" Jake finds this information highly dubious.
"This is a thing of great evil," Finn decides. "It animated these Nerd Golems, and it drove poor Diedrich to madness!" Our heroes smash the Internet to prevent it from destroying the world.
As the device shatters, a strange specter wafts out. "I am the Spirit of the Internet," it chirps. "Thank you for freeing me from my terrible prison. I reward you with this treasure..."
Finale
