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Post: 74048857_1 created on Tue, 16 Aug 2011 01:32:38 +0000
Posted: Tue, 16 Aug 2011 01:32:38 +0000

welcome to B0N3DADDY. why the name B0N3DADDY? because i play the bass trombone and where i come from, they call the bass trombone players one, the bass bone players and two, the bone daddies. i love the name bone daddy. makes me feel powerful. a little more about the sheep, i am a college student. i am not playing the bass trombone now, i am playing the tenor trombone in the college's marching band. i have a lot of free time outside of classes and outside of band.

i only have three slots
why only three? because i like to take my time on my work. one slot is one i am working on, one slot is for somebody who is waiting and the third slot is for a super bribe. somebody who offers a really big bribe. the bigger the bribe, the faster my hands work.
if i can't write your story in one week, i can't write your story at all, but i do try. after a week, i will refund you full price.

working on -- nothing
waiting -- nobody
super bribe -- more nothing.

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Post: 74048857_2 created on Tue, 16 Aug 2011 01:32:54 +0000
Posted: Tue, 16 Aug 2011 01:32:54 +0000

oo1. follow my rules, seriously.
oo2. don't steal my examples of any other pieces
oo3. don't pm me unless you have urgent questions or things you don't want to discuss in the xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxthread
oo4. you can bump, but i'd rather you just talk to me
oo5. don't 5P34K l!k3 Th!S, it hurts my eyes
oo6. i ignore the shift sign when i talk in the thread and that is alright as long as i can understand
oo7. have fun and stuff like that
oo8. i can add new rules, they'll be announced

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Post: 74048857_3 created on Tue, 16 Aug 2011 01:33:39 +0000
Posted: Tue, 16 Aug 2011 01:33:39 +0000

i am going to put all the examples and past costumers on my mule account's journal.

CR!M3S | chapter one.

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Post: 74048857_4 created on Tue, 16 Aug 2011 01:34:29 +0000
Posted: Tue, 16 Aug 2011 01:34:29 +0000

so this is a bribe shop. i like items, i am pack sheep, i keep everything that is given to me other then gold. gold usually goes toward art and random graphics that i don't need. so, i'll just put on some items that i really like. i like all items, if you have enough trash, i'll even go for that. flowers, bugs inks. all cool. maybe we could trade stories but i like bromances or yaoi. yeah, on to the pricing.

one shots - start at 7,ooo

longer stories - start at 5,ooo per chapter
(i can't write ten chapters in one week. i was hoping that one week, one chapter. that means a lot of waiting. hope you can handle it)

roleplay/ocs bios or plots - 2,ooo

anything else - 1,ooo
(just in case i forgot something)

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Post: 74048857_5 created on Tue, 16 Aug 2011 01:34:57 +0000
Posted: Tue, 16 Aug 2011 01:34:57 +0000

oo1. select correct order forum and fill out order forum
oo2. post order forum in thread
oo3. wait until i accept
oo4. send trade, nothing will start until trade is sent and completed
oo5. wait until order is done
oo6. read over order and then send complaints or comments to the thread
oo7. possibly order again

for one shots
maximum wait time - one week

[size=10]username -
main character -
main character's appearance -
if you give me a picture, tell me if i can edit it
other characters -
type of genre -
major details -
minor details -
anything missed -
bribe - [/size]

for chapter stories
maximum wait time - one week per chapter

for roleplay plots
maximum wait time - three days

[size=10]username -
type of genre -
major details -
minor details -
anything missed -
bribe - [/size]

for roleplay bios
maximum wait time - one day

[size=10]username -
length -
character's name
major details -
minor details -
anything missed -
bribe - [/size]

for everything else
maximum wait time - unknowen

[size=10]username -
wanted -
major details -
minor details -
anything missed -
bribe - [/size]

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Post: 74048857_6 created on Tue, 16 Aug 2011 01:35:23 +0000
Posted: Tue, 16 Aug 2011 01:35:23 +0000

you can bribe me with items! i like items. they are mostly for chapter stories. i didn't get links for them because i'd rather you not go out and buy them. i also take dolphins and only dolphins. also got some extra tickets and don't know what to do with them? i collect them and i also collect trash and ink and bugs and things like that. seriously, if you offer me enough, i'll skip out on gold and things like that. and i am talking about anything and everything. fish, sticks, trash, flowers, bugs, inks, useless fishing bait. everything

you can also draw me or my ocs, or you can write me a story. ask me for details and give me examples of your writing or your drawings. you could link me to your shop and i can look there, that is fine.

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Post: 74048857_7 created on Tue, 16 Aug 2011 01:37:04 +0000
Posted: Tue, 16 Aug 2011 01:37:04 +0000

right now, i'll be questing my dream avatar. i don't think i'll ever change from the golden fleece but maybe one day, i will. i'd like to come out of the golden fleece with fire and maybe i'll make another account and be a human on that account. who knows. well, on to all the information. also i made this tektek and i am quite proud of it.
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first on my questing list: inari's beads twelve generation
2oo,ooo // LMP

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Post: 74048857_8 created on Tue, 16 Aug 2011 01:39:36 +0000
Posted: Tue, 16 Aug 2011 01:39:36 +0000

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