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These dicklets don't grow. They do not breed or change, or do anything fun, but they are super-dang adorable and that ought to be enough! If you are really interested in having a dicklet that you received grow up, the thing to do will be to hang around the real dickens shop after we're done here and ask about it then. But, generally, this s**t remains small and adorable, eternally.

You can buy dicklets for yourself. Seriously! I have no problem with people doing this.

Trades go to Derplet, immediately! With mass production endeavors like this, it is unbelieeeeevably helpful when you send and confirm your trade as soon as frickin' possible. Doing so will not only get your dicklets shipped out swiftly, it will keep the makers of said dicklets from having adorable elfish aneurisms, seizures and strokes!

First come, first serve. That kinda makes sense, right? Because...as awesome as it is to bring internet joy to the denizens of the b/c forum, it's also really awesome to spend time with one's family and friends. So, if anyone's feeling frustrated about actually being able to get hold of a dicklet, remember that the workers here are probably on holiday, and probably sacrificing family time to cert up dicklets for you. And then stop being an a*****e.

We ship 'em out, for now. It's possible that we'll get too busy to send them out for you and you'll have to deliver them yourself, but initially we'll try to take care of that for you!

No roughhousing. I don't know how much trouble you could get into in a holiday gram shop, but I would not like to know! Just read and type English to the best of your ability, try to be good and considerate, and we will do the same.

Okay, guys, this is as fancy as it gets! If you really wanna blow someone away with an OC dicklet or a fatty one colored just like their mom, we'd really like to cater to that. Customs are 40k each, and you pretty much get to specify everything that goes on 'em within reason (no edits, for example). If you've got the pockets for it, you can order up to 3 every 24 hours, although exceptions may apply.

If you want to purchase a custom or three, and if they're currently available, fill out one of these forms for each little dicklet you're buying!



A few more things to remember:
For bulk orders, please post all forms in one post, please total your order to send in one trade, and the amount of full customs you buy doesn't affect the daily total of any other kind of dicklet!