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Post: 61786091_1 created on Sat, 05 Jun 2010 21:27:06 +0000
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Post: 61786091_2 created on Sat, 05 Jun 2010 21:30:11 +0000
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- Don't be stupid. Lolli payed a good price for these babies, you steal them and we will see you banned. We clear?
- Drama pisses us off. Don't whine, b***h, or otherwise make a good thing bad.
- Don't talk about politics or religious beliefs. We all have differences, that's what makes us cool. Don't make it an issue.
- No squeezing our Boobs. It raises the mortality rate.

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Post: 61786091_3 created on Sat, 05 Jun 2010 21:45:46 +0000
Posted: Sat, 05 Jun 2010 21:45:46 +0000

THIS IS FILLER! LEAVE ME ALONE.

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It's an egg. Eggs don't do much. They sit in their sad looking little nests. One day they will hatch! Such excitement.

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Baby boobs are pretty much just like any other bird chick. They like to have food regurgitated into their mouths to eat and they're learning to fly and tend to look a bit drunk and stupid. They don't get to have their own babies yet, because that would be wrong. Anything else is up to the individual chick, really. Thems just the basics.

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These are the adults. They like to fly, eat, sleep, get busy with each other, do this immensely ridiculous mating dance, and make some pretty sad looking nests. They can fly pretty damn well now, and use this skill to hunt for small fish.

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Post: 61786091_4 created on Sat, 05 Jun 2010 21:52:38 +0000
Posted: Sat, 05 Jun 2010 21:52:38 +0000

Flatsales.
- 5k for adults
- 7k for eggs

More often than not flatsales will be raffles or something similiar. Lolli really, really, really hates speed-based flatsales. Hate them. She, personally, will never hold one.

Auctions.
- Starting bid will ALWAYS be 5k.
- No co-owners. (This may change as the shop progresses, but for now ... What's the point?)
- Any other rules will be on a colorist-by-colorist basis. We're flexible.
- Again with the don't be stupid or bring in drama. Srsly.

Raffles.
- Ticket cost is 100g.
- Buying for other folk is allowed.
- Don't guilt trip people outta buying tickets, or to buy tickets for you. I will kick yo' a** out of here for that.

Customs.
- 75k base for adults
- 125k base for eggs
- Cost of edits will depend on the colorist. Talk it out with them.
- Read the individual custom sale rules. They are subject to change based on colorist.
- Don't try to bribe for something not available in custom slots. We'll have separate stuff for that later.

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Post: 61786091_5 created on Sat, 05 Jun 2010 21:55:49 +0000
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Rules.
- 3k per owner / 6k total
- Same sex baby makin' is available, but it'll be done a bit differently than "normal" breedings. 'Cause it strikes us as odd for two femme-birds, or two man-boobs, to make eggs.
- Don't b***h about that.
- 2 to 3 eggs base per clutch, it will be rolled in a thread in the guild.
- One egg per parent/owner. What you do with an extras is up to you.
- Both parents must wait a month before they may breed again.
- We may put a limit on how many times one Boob can breed in their lifetime, but for now we just don't care.

Genetic altering.
We humans just can't leave s**t alone, can we?
- For an extra 1k per egg, adult boobies can lay extra eggs. The max on this is 5 extra eggs. (Equaling out to a max of 7 - 8 eggs in a clutch.)

- For the same price as a regular breeding same-sex couples can have eggs. HOWEVER, there will be mystery surrogate traits thrown in at the colorist's discretion and there isn't a damn thing you can do about that.

We may or may not offer semi-custom breedings, in which owners choose which traits of the parents are passed down to their babies. This won't be for a long while, though. Don't get your hopes up too high.

How we do.
- Colorists open as many breeding slots as they want, whenever they want, except for during large multi-colorist events. Then you're just s**t outta luck and you have to wait.
- Each colorist will have their own forms and rules to go with what was mentioned above, so pay attention to each breeding carefully.

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Post: 61786091_6 created on Sat, 05 Jun 2010 22:04:00 +0000
Posted: Sat, 05 Jun 2010 22:04:00 +0000

Nothing is happening...

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Post: 61786091_7 created on Sat, 05 Jun 2010 22:05:04 +0000
Posted: Sat, 05 Jun 2010 22:05:04 +0000

WE ARE HIRING.
and it could be you.

do this s**t.
o Fill out the form. Seriously, it's that ******** easy. You need to show me some really good samples of previous work and tell me if you can edit or not. Also, I'd love to get a good reference of yours from a previous shop.
o Color me up some boobies. Edit them if you can, but don't put them on there if you aren't totally comfortable with your own work.
o PM that s**t to O L I V Extract. She will then converse with Lolli and Michie, and Olive will get back to you as soon as possible.

- COLOR MY BOOBIE -

Start and End times :

Start : NOW
End : Whenever I get people I like.

Round 1. Form :

[size=14][b]LOOK AT MY BOOBS, LADY.[/b][/size]

[b]Username :[/b] (No alias or nicknames, just your username, please.)
[b]Past Work :[/b] (LINK to past coloring work. No more than 10 links, please.)
[b]Past Jobs :[/b] (LINK to past shops you have worked for.)
[b]Reference :[/b] (Put the name of an old manager or owner.)
[b]Unedited Boobs :[/b] (PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE - Just color a few Boobs. Don't need anything fancy added, I just want to see what you can do with colors, patterns, and s**t.)
[b]Edit these bad-boys :[/b] (Not required, but you will get bonus points for good editing.)
[b]Anything else?[/b] (Go wild? I don't know.)

You'll be graded on creativity.

NOTE! - Color the shading, folks. It just looks better than flat black/gray. Fel's templates allow this.

Some suggestions -
Red for warm colors (EI reds, warm browns, yellow etc.)
Blue for cold colors (Purples, blues, some greens.)
Black for neutrals (whites, grays, most browns)

DO NOT, HOWEVER, change the opacity setting OR ******** with the highlights.
Also, Olive LOVES colored lines and this shop looks good with them. Like, really good. So if you can do them, give them a shot.

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Post: 61786091_8 created on Sat, 05 Jun 2010 22:06:04 +0000
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Links in :
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I mean, we're pretty lax people, but keeping the thread looking nice is srs bsns.

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Post: 61786091_9 created on Sat, 05 Jun 2010 22:08:15 +0000
Posted: Sat, 05 Jun 2010 22:08:15 +0000

It goes down like this -
O L I V Extract : The b***h who gets s**t done. B(est)F(ucking)F(riends) with both Lolli and Michie, they are the ******** dream team of awesome.
Lolli McHotpants and StarieMichie : Two of the best ******** people ever. These two gave the thread life and deserve mad respect.

Lissome Llia commissioned up the bad boys at the start.
Marinaas gave them life.
Felmino improved on their quality of life and templated them... and drew the egg stage so they could hump and make babies.