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Post: 56337325_1 created on Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:57:40 +0000
Posted: Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:57:40 +0000

The Mind Behind The Dark:Thedarkelvesoftheabyss
His Accomplice: None At The Moment

Welcome to the dark corner of the bumping world. A place where nightmares become reality and reality is nothing more than a dream. Here we strive to bring the darkest service straight to you but we do have a lighter side for the faint at heart. We strive to make our customers happy and to make them coming back for more and more.We also try and give a fast response to all orders and here you can have the bumps done anyway you like. Where we say the customers create the only rule. So thanks for coming to The Dark Bump Shop and I personally hope your experience is memorable.Currently taking applications and Hiring bumpers at 700,000 a bump! must read the employee training. The links below, .

All Employees to be must read this!

Rate us please! Copy the form and go to

[color=green][b]I LIKE THIS SHOP![/b]
SHOP TITLE: Dark Bump Shop
LINK: gaiaonline.com/forum/t.56337325
MRC NUMBER: 30.2
WHY I LIKE THIS SHOP: [Explain your experience. No length limit.] [/color][/align]
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Post: 56337325_2 created on Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:59:02 +0000
Posted: Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:59:02 +0000

1. No quoting the first page or you will be black listed
2. No cussing, flaming,spaming,advertising (unless it s in the sig)
3. Everything Must be posted here (no pms unless work related)
4. Respect others
5. I may add or delete rules as I see Fit
6. Will only bump in areas that allow bumping.
7. Will not bump in contests for your benifit, We consider that cheating and we frown on that

How we work: Once you order Youll see alot of dark minded individuals that work for us to complete your orders.
How we change the order:You tell us how you like your bumps either in a certin amount per day, time limit, etc, We will try and finish accordingly to your every will.
Labeling the trade: Thats easy just label it The Dark page. (put the page with your order in it)
How to become one of the dark members: Just fill out the application and stick around so we can get to know you a little better.
Final Note: Post all questions here no matter what and as long as they don't break the rules

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Post: 56337325_3 created on Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:59:58 +0000
Posted: Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:59:58 +0000

I bet by now your wondering how much is this excellent service going to cost? Why that's simple its just 1 Million gold a bump unless your a charity then buy 100 bumps get 50 free!
All you have to do is fill out the form below to order we can only do orders of 200 at the moment till we have more bumpers. Yet Ill have 2 open slots and 3 waiting slots in order in the next post. Yet here is the form.
We also have rush order available. but these i want 1.2 mil gold a bump. But your guranteed the order complete in no more than 48 hours

[color=#660000][b][size=24]I Want To Deal With The Dark[/size][/b][/color]
[size=12]Username:[/size]
[size=12]Link: (post a way there )[/size]
[size=12]# of dark bumps(100 min or 200 max (#'s may and will change with more bumpers):[/size]
[size=12]I Want you to do: (post the specifications here like max/min daily, time limits, etc...[/size]
[size=12]Rush order: (yes/no)[/size]
[size=12]Whats it going to cost: (base pay like bumpsx2 for rush order x5)[/size]
[size=12]Tip: (optional but loved!)[/size]
[size=12]total: (base plus tip)[/size]
[size=12]Discovered You!: (how did you discover us? optional but helpful)[/size]

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Post: 56337325_4 created on Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:01:06 +0000
Posted: Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:01:06 +0000

Slot 1.

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Post: 56337325_5 created on Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:01:52 +0000
Posted: Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:01:52 +0000

We pay all employees 4 gold for every bump they do

1. Thedarkelvesoftheabyss
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Need more Employees please!

None Yet

[align=center][color=red][size=#660000][b]I Want To Become A Dark One[/b][/size][/color]
[color=#660000]User Name:
Total posts (on your profile)
Daily posts (on profile)
How Long Are You On Daily?
Read all the rules?
Shop Password (this is not your account password):
Dedicated (truthful answers only)
Questions?[/color]
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Post: 56337325_6 created on Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:02:47 +0000
Posted: Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:02:47 +0000

I bet I know what your thinking. But this spot is dedicated to the people who show what we are all about with high bumps, good courtesy. and great comunication skills. The winners will get a personalized bump made from a head shot of their avatar.

November:
December:

This is where the darkest of them all goes to at the end of the year. This winner will not only be the best but will get anywhere from 5-10k bonus just for being great at what they do.