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Post: 42585609_1 created on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:33:10 +0000
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-Table Of Contents-

1st Post - Heading.

2nd Post - Introduction.

3rd Post - Announcements.

4th Post - FAQ's.

5th Post - Rules.

6th Post - Examples.

7th Post - Prices.

8th Post - Form.

9th Post - Slots.

10th Post - Previous customers.

11th Post - Freebies.

12th Post - Quests.

13th Post - Links In.

14th Post - Links Out.

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Post 1

Heading.

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

NOTE:

The nature of this shop is to be a source of entertainment for me. You benefit on default, but this shop’s purpose is for me to grow and stay sharp as an artist. So be patient. I will accept up to three posts where you “bug” me on the status of the art. After that, you’re dropped from the list. I like to have the freedom of working when I’d like to, not you. This is all I ask for.

OH! Also; Guess What Everyone?! whee heart
I am a MOD for the Gaia Online Magazine now!
If you aren't already, you should join!

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Post: 42585609_3 created on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:34:42 +0000
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Post 2

Introduction.

Hello heart Welcome to my art shop; A Product Of A Bad Joke (also known as PBJ! Just like the sammich, but without the mess! wink ) I am your art slave, Vampy. I live in the United States of America. California, to be exact. I am 20 years young, but no one really cares or wants to hear my boring life story. Now, why did I name the shop "A Product of a Bad Joke?" Because my art is a ******** joke. It sucks. I suck. I am not an artist. I laugh at myself every time I draw something! rofl But, I decided to make this art shop not too long ago due to boredom, free time and the lack of gold I had on Gaia. I am currently questing for many things, but mostly art. My main goal is to one day be able to afford a Devil Tail once more. My original 2004 account was SallySkelington but was hacked...twice. Therefore, I lost everything I had. I am not complaining by any means. With a lot of help from many caring and loving friends, I was able to finally replace my Horns of the Demon and Devil Tail once again for the third time. Now I am questing anything else I can get my greedy little hands on. Now, moving on.

Here are a few things that I WILL and WILL NOT do.

Things I Will Do.
Basically Everything! wink
[[If you catch my drift~]]

Things I Will Not Do.
Only Two Things:
-Furries
-Mecha

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Post 3

Announcements.

Wednesday August 06 2008 - Thread Was Born
Wednesday August 6th 2008 - Thread Opened For Business
Wednesday August 6th 2008 - My Infamous Self Becomes First Ever Customer
Thursday August 7th 2008 - First Affiliate
Thursday August 21st 2008 - Shop May Have To Close Down Due To Internet Loss
Thursday August 21st 2009 - SARAH'S BIRTHDAY wahmbulance
Friday August 22nd 2008 - First Ever Batch Of Full Slots (Bribe and all) Finished heart
Saturday August 23th 2008 - Begin Changing Entire Thread
Sunday August 24th 2008 - Finish All Renovations heart
August 29th 2008 - 4th Gaiaversary whee
August 30th 2008 - Lost Internet
September 12th 2008 - Got Interwebs Back (and is attempting to contact all customers)
Tuesday September 16th 2008 - Finished Second Batch Of Full Slots heart
Wednesday September 17th 2008 - Changed Information In A Lot Of Posts
Friday September 19th 2008 - Lowered All Art Prices (In Hopes To Get More Customers)
Tuesday September 23rd 2008 - Finished All Commission And Is Open Once More heart
Friday December 19 2008 - Gone To Los Angeles For The Holidays
Friday December 26th 2008 - Hospitalized
Sunday December 28th 2008 - Out Of Hospital And Bed Written
Monday January 5th 2009 - Up And About Again
Friday January 23rd 2009 - LOSING INTERNET [SHOP CLOSING FOR A WHILE]
Tuesday March 11th 2009 - Got Internet Back
Saturday April 4th 2009 - Laptop Is On The Fritz. Needs To Get Fixed. May Not Be On For A While
Wednesday June 3rd 2009 - Finally Got Laptop Fixed!!! YAY~
Thursday June 4th 2009 - MY BIRTHDAY! mrgreen wahmbulance
Thursday June 11th 2009 - ELIZABETH'S BIRTHDAY wahmbulance
Tuesday June 16th 2009 - Some Rude Gaian Has Hurt My Artistic Feelings And I Will Be Closing Up Shop For A While Due To Lack Of Confidence...
Monday June 22nd 2009 - Got Over Myself! xp
Thursday June 25th 2009 - Michael Jackson, MY IDOL, dies at age 50... User Image

Friday August 21st 2009 - SARAH'S BIRTHDAY wahmbulance
Thursday August 27th 2009 - Got My Horns Of The Demon heart
Saturday August 29th 2009 - Betty's 5th Gaiaversary! heart
Monday August 31st 2009 - Holding A TekTek Contest
Tuesday December 8th 2009 - My Best Friend and Uncle David Ortiz Is Murdered... emo
Tuesday January 19th, 2010 - New College Semester!
Tuesday January 19th, 2010 - First Announcement of this year!
Monday March 22nd, 2010 - I become a MOD for GOM heart
Saturday August 7th, 2010 - Shop Closed.
Tuesday January 25th 2011 - Shop Re-Opening ♥

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Post: 42585609_5 created on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:36:34 +0000
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Post 4

FAQ's.

WHAT KIND OF IMAGES WILL YOU DO?

-I'm going to say that when you order, artwork will be either chibi, normal, headshot, bust or fullbody chosen by the commissioner.

WHEN DO I TRADE?

Begin your trade after I accept your commission here in the thread. If you aren't around when I confirm your order I'll send you a PM. I will not do anything with your trade until I'm done with your order. I will expect you to accept the trade once i am done and have sent you your finished art. ((It just helps me to see a listing of active trades and their dates.)) Once i have confirmed your slot, please do not change your mind and cancel it. ((It makes things very difficult.))

WHERE DO I SEND MY INFORMATION?

You post it here in the thread, just scroll down to "Rules and Directions" for more info.

HOW DO I KNOW WHEN SLOTS ARE OPEN?

Status of slot will be posted in the 9th post. Possibly in the Updates/Announcements post.

HOW DO YOU CHOOSE?

This shop does not go by the FIRST-COME-FIRST-SERVE basis. Although, there will be 3 bribe slots... You can always try your luck there.

THINGS THAT ARE ALLOWED.

- PM me with questions pertaining to the thread.

- Post as many references as you like in your order form.

- Slots full? PM me with a wicked awesome bribe that'll bump you into my bribe slots.

- Post your order information in the thread when slots are OPEN ONLY

- Casually post your own art/creations (difference between showing off and advertising!)

- Roleplay, chat, bump and debate in this thread.

- Suggestions and requests is encouraged, but the final style of the end product is up to my discretion.

- Funny inspiring conversations or helping me with any of quest will get you free art heart

THINGS THAT ARE NOT ALLOWED.

- Begin a trade with me when i have not confirmed your order and it will be canceled.

- DO NOT PM me your order form. Post it here.

- Make orders that are Gaia related only. (OC's, evolving pets, furries, etc. will cost you more.)

- Expect to be chosen just because you were the first to post.

- Cancel your order when i have already approved & is working on it, and be black listed.

- Begin drama in this thread with other visitors/thread owner.

- Request for an art slot to be saved or reserved for you.

REMEMBER:
I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE.

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Post: 42585609_6 created on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:37:25 +0000
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Post 5

Rules.

1.)Please DO NOT Quote The First Post(s).
[- I.E The Entire First Page-]

2.) Please follow all Gaia TOS and forum rules.

3.) PLEASE BE PATIENT!!!

The Flood

No Rush!
I Prefer Quality over Speed :3
Take All The Time You Need!
I'm Still Young xDDD

Yeah!
See that?!
STFU!
AND BE PATIENT!
D<

[- There may be people before you. And, i do have college and a job. So Please Do Not Rush Me heart -]

4.) DO NOT CANCEL YOUR ORDER!!!
[- If you have already made an order, and i have started it, please do not decided to cancel it because i was "taking too long." That is extremly rude and inconsiderate to me and makes you look foolish and childish. And, nobody wants that now, do we? wink -]

5.) Don't argue in my thread! mad

6.) Please Feel Free To Bump

7.) You MUST post your order only when slots are not full.

8.) I will trade links.

9.) Please do not spam the thread. ((This includes advertisement))

10.) Do not beg for art!

11.) Don't take credit for my artwork!

12.) If You Get Me Something From My WISHLIST[Or One Quests That I Have Listed Below], You Will MOST LIKELY Get A Lot More Art Than You Paid For! whee

13.) If you think my art is over priced, please feel free to haggle with me! ;3

14.) I Do Not Color My Realism Art. (I'm Sorry.)

15.) Realism Will DEFINITELY Take Longer Than Anime

16.) Respect one another and enjoy your stay here.

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Post 6

Samples.

((Please Do Not Steal))

CHIBI

NORMAL

REALISM

HamHam's! [Hamu] / Kuma-Chan's

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Post 7

Pricing

Prices

Chibi
Single = 10k

Normal
Single = 20k

Realism
Single Headshots = 60k
Single Bust-Up = 100k
Single Waist-Up = 150k
Single Fullbody = 200k

CG
SINGLE:
*Headshot = 50k
*Bust up = 100k
*Full Body = 300k

CHIBI:
100k

(AS OF NOW, CG ART NOW RL COMMISSIONS ONLY!!!!)
(For RL commission prices, PM me! )

Any objections to my prices?
Think they are too high?
Make Me An Offer! 3nodding

NOTE: If You Are Short Gold or Cash (in the case of a RL Commission), And I Am Horny Enough I Like You Enough, You May Pay Me With Your Body [SEX] heart
(In Other Words: If you are a close friend, I may give you either large discounts or free art.)
ALL COUPLES ARE DOUBLE THE PRICE.

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Post 8

Art Request Form.

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Betty! I want art exclaim
Ordering: Single
Style: Normal
Offering: 10k
Image(s)/Reference:
Extra Details: Could you make her tail look like its wagging, please?

[b][size=18]Betty! I want art:!:[/size][/b]
[b]Ordering:[/b]
[b]Style:[/b]
[b]Offering[/b]:
[b]Image(s)/Reference: [/b]
[b]Extra Details: [/b]

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Post 9

Slots:

(Slot 1)

(Slot 2)

(Slot 3)

Bribe Slots:

(Slot 1)

(Slot 2)

(Slot 3)

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Post 10

Past Customers:
Out With The Old, In With The New heart
New Slate!
Soon To Come!

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Post 11

Freebies.

None Yet! wink

(NOTE: To Those Bumping, Keep Your Eyes Pealed For A PM From Yours Truly heart )

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Post 12

Questing...

Items:

Artist:

.[Dotty]. - RL Commissioned (Waiting On It...)
DJ Lune - RL Commissioned (Waiting On It...)
xDizRiley - Begged (Waiting On It...)
schnaggl - Art Trade (Waiting On It...)
Lucabella Delacroix - RL Commissioned (Waiting On It...)
Devilchu - Cimmissioned (Waiting On It...)
Quatro -
!2ice -
christmas_chan -
bluefeathers_onDA -
Silverbleed -
bekamonster -
Ashli xoxo -
Rephen -
Mignion -
Gammo -
Pirate Cashoo -
Bananna Bell -
Kitty - Commissioned.
Kitten -
Yosh the Panda -
Muffie-boo - Art Trade (Waiting On It...)
Quisik -
AkaNinjaa -
Ninja meh -
PRINC3 Mana -
Moke Moo Moo -
onisuu -
d!zz -
m y s t i c - b o o -
Okechi -
Mikukins -
[Ch!ps] -
Lord Kazumi -
Barokku -
T i r a e l -
PixelAlli -
ichasemonks -
Kajo -
crossbon -
tooaya -
Lancha -
Chimiiki -
cerenacat -
Momoka -
Grand Hatsuhi -
Seiorai -
ronfy -
shin_ai - Commissioned (Waiting On It...)
i hearts cookie -
purdoy25 -
l2an -
Jade_kisses13 -
BlackKittyCat134 -
NipnTuckArtAuction -
Lets Get Sexy -
Pugnacious Banana -
T 0 F U P A N D A -
Esprit Neon -
ZuNatious18 -
adorable lion -
Zephuu -
Starbrightz -
The Iron Rose -
Undo-Redo -
Emathyst -
18cm -
Beejoux -
MaY214 -
Zyphiris -
Yorugami -
orianax -
Hinabi -
Roi-chan -
Sylviera -
.Halcyonia. -
xanthe07 -
CherryBlossom112 -
Kano-san -
Raineez -
choushi -
LimeyBeans -
LividPeas -
Reiha Zorro -
implets -
kapeki -
ninapuu -
bnnn -
piko pyo -
Chibi_Chise -
V i r -
Colonel Darko -
Nyome -
Precious Flame -
Payth -
Flork -
Raimyu -
Das Portemonnaie -
Melokii -
Finni -
Beanish -
Chaxy -
Paquito -
Dili -
Kyandara -
Lancha -
CherryAisu -
Cheshire -
Kheleksul -
Mottenprinz -
G-Lulu II -
L i v i e l l e -
Miit -
Ramiro -
Moorina -