WE ARE NOT ACCEPTING APPLICATION AT THE MOMENT!
Have what it take to be a Guerrilla Bumper?
Go ahead and read on.
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Yes, read everything. We only accept the best.
After reading everything, and you feel a bit intimidated, you'll probably be fired.
We only accept the best. I can't stress this enough.
As a dedicated Guerrilla Bumper, I will:
1. Follow Gaia TOS.
2. Be professional at all times.
3. Be respectful, kind, honest, and courteous to the person I am bumping for.
4. Follow all thread rules of the person I am bumping for.
5. Come and bump this shop every now and then -- it'll help find jobs.
6. Number my bumps.
7. Keep my bumping fast and quick when I am working on a job, unless the job specifies a timed bump.
8. Not abandon our shop in the middle of a job.
9. Start on my orders ASAP once they are received.
10. PM mad9 once I have completed an order. (Subject = "Order Completed" wink
11. Learn about proper shop-quitting procedure in the next post.
&. The PW is - a p e m a n -
As a dedicated Guerrilla Bumper, I understand that:
1. mad9 will notify me if I'm hired.
2. ALL orders must be completed before anything else.
3. I must notify mad9 via PM three (3) days in advance if I cannot complete a job.
4. If I receive three complaint forms, I will be fired.
5. If I do not bump for two days straight without prior notification, I will be fired.
6. If I jeopardize the integrity of Guerrilla Bumpers as an honest bumping service in any way, I will be fired.
7. I will only get paid once I complete a job.
8. mad9 is busy IRL, and is not always online.
9. mad9 will not hesitate to fire me if he sees fit to do so.
10. If the quitting procedure is violated for any reason, I will be banned from this shop.
11. If I take on multiple orders, my daily bumps will be mulitplied by the number of orders I take on.
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If you are willing to meet and accept the above criteria, please continue below.
• Bump 50 times in this thread. Number these bumps.
• Every ten bumps, post an image bump from the images in the "Employee Resources" section.
• Space these bumps out at least 3 minutes apart.
• On your 50th bump, PM me your application form.
• Make the subject "Guerrilla Application"
• Wait for a reply from me.
• Wrong PWs = application voided.
• I reserve the right to refuse employment, to anyone.
HERE AT THE G-BUMPERS --
+ WE ARE SERIOUS ABOUT BEING PROFESSIONAL AND HONEST AND BUMPERS
+ IF YOU VIOLATE ANY OF THE BUMPING DUTIES FOR ANY REASON, YOU WILL BE FIRED
+ IF YOU PROVIDE FALSE INFORMATION IN YOUR APPLICATION, YOU WILL BE FIRED
+ I EXPECT YOU TO STAY TRUE TO YOUR BUMPING MIN PER DAY -- YOU WILL BE FIRED OTHERWISE
+ I DO NOT GIVE WARNINGS TO NEW EMPLOYEES IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE FIRED.
To summarize, if you do a half-assed job here, you're out.
Application Form (Leave questions blank if they do not apply to you):
[color=orange][size=18][b]I want to be a Guerrilla![/b][/size][/color]
[b]User Name[/b]:
[b]Nick Name[/b]:
[b]How often and how long are you on Gaia each day?[/b]
[b]Do you have any bumping experience?[/b]
[b]Do you know how to format your posts? Such as making text aligned, bold, and colored?[/b]
[b]Have you applied as a Guerrilla Bumper before?[/b]
[b]Bumping services I've worked for[/b]: (Provide Links)
[b]Maximum number of bumps I can do per order[/b]: (500 bump minimum)
[b]Maximum number of bumps I can do per day[/b]: (40 bump minimum)
[b]Can you take on more than one bump order? If so, how many?[/b]
[b]Will you be able to fulfill the duties as a Guerrilla Bumper described earlier?[/b]
[b]Yes, I understand the rules[/b]: (Enter the password)
[b]Yes, I understand the duties as a Guerrilla Bumper[/b]: (Enter the two passwords)
= bumper has proved to be an official Guerrilla Bumper
